Gu Huo shook off her arm, and his tone and expression were very impatient: "What kind of makeup do you wear, the ladies are embarrassed." ”

Mi Qi said: "What era are you still living in, please now the powder on Xiao Xianrou's face is thicker than that of female stars." ”

"That's none of my business. ”

"But your face is too pale to look good on camera. "Miki is patient and persuasive.

Gu Huo was overwhelmed and wanted to beat her, but he couldn't really beat her. couldn't afford to hide, so he took advantage of Miqi's inattention and ran into the men's toilet with a smoke.

Seeing that he was about to appear, Miqi couldn't help it, so he shouted in front of the men's toilet door with a good voice.

"Okay, I was wrong, a little flaw can't affect your prosperous beauty. ”

The men's toilet was full of people, all looking at her with strange eyes. Fortunately, she has excellent psychological quality and dares to stand at the door of the men's toilet without changing her face.

Blowing a perfect face, she began to play and sing, praising him for his completely natural singing voice. After praising her, she pricked up her ears to listen to the movement in the toilet, but there was no other sound in it except the sound of water flushing the toilet, and Gu Huo still didn't mean to come out.

The staff here is already urging, Miqi used his brains, and began to play dance skills again, saying that he is a rare genius in ten years, compared to him, the dance of some men's groups is simply a broadcast gymnastics.

As a result, Gu Huo said in a muffled voice: "Then why am I not popular?"

“…… Why aren't you popular?" "You're not popular, it's completely because of the audience! It's that this year's audience can't, this year's audience aesthetic is simply low! I like that kind of sissy with heavy makeup and pretending to be cute. I dare to guarantee you, if you were to be placed in the eighties and nineties of the last century, you would definitely be the brightest star in the night sky. ”

Gu Huo popped out of his head and looked at her with suspicion: "Do you really think it's the audience's reason?"

"Really, really, really. Mi Qi said in a loud voice, and the pot flew up. "You see that the few popular traffic they like are completely waste dim sum, and there is no one who can hit it. As an artist, he doesn't work his business ability, but thinks about pleasing fans and letting them spend money to buy awards and brush the list. Speaking of this, Mi Qi changed his expression of disdain: "According to me, the audience of this session is not only not good, but it is simply a cancer that destroys the ecological balance of the industry." Obviously, his idol has plastic surgery and his mother's mother doesn't recognize it, and he still preaches what natural beauty is all day long. Obviously, singing can put people in the emergency room, and dare to say something that others are fake singing, just my family is really singing. ”

There is a reason for this. BEFORE THELAVA AND A "NEW SUPER POPULAR BOY GROUP" BMP PARTICIPATED IN THE EVENT, THELAVA SANG AT THE STUDIO LEVEL WITH A FULL OPEN MIC, AND BMP ALSO SANG AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT.

There is no harm if there is no comparison, and melon-eating netizens have said that it is completely a big guy teaching the scene.

Who knew that the fans of BMP were annoyed and angry, and turned on the brainless black mode. WHAT'S THE MATTER, BECAUSE THELAVA IS LIP-SYNCING, AND HIS HOUSE IS FULL OPEN MIC, AND THE ACOUSTICS AT THE EVENT ARE NOT GOOD.

THELAVA fans thought to themselves. We didn't laugh at your family, you still dare to reverse black and white, and in turn black my family. Angry mountain people spread videos of various BMP car accident scenes on the Internet, and at the same time released clips of their own cappella performances, crazy slapping fans in the face.

It is said that the people who eat melons are not stupid, which one relies on strength to speak, and which one relies on fans to eat, they are also clear. For a while, BMP became a joke, and fans became ridiculed.

FANS OF BMP WENT CRAZY AND BEGAN TO HACK THE APPEARANCE OF THE THELAVA MEMBERS. Stepping on them is the appearance of underworld thugs, and their own ones are all noble sons.

This crazy stampede didn't make the mountain people angry, the three of them were originally worse than the other, and they also joked internally that it was the underworld group. However, in order to cope with the brainless fans, they dug out the old photos of BMP members, and also took great pains to make a "BMP Plastic Surgery Comparison Manual", which was widely circulated on the Internet. Brain-dead fans jumped to their feet in a hurry, and hurriedly released a wave of beautiful photos that they thought were handsome but actually very motherly, in a vain attempt to cover up those ugly photos.

The mountain people are also lacking in virtue, so they turned all those photos into concubines in Zhen Huan's biography, and gave each member a title. The surname Shen is called Shen Guiren, and the surname Lu is called Lu Guifei and so on. On the one hand, it shows that they are sissies, and on the other hand, it satirizes the intrigue of BPM members. As a result, BPM was ridiculed by netizens as a harem group, and until now, when everyone mentions the members of their family, they naturally say "Shen Guiren" and "Lu Guifei", and the real names of the members seem to have gradually been forgotten.

It's a shame to say that the nickname of the concubine was first called out by Miqi. Back then, she was obsessed with Zhen Huan's biography, and she looked down on the dead virtue of BMP's internal crotch tearing and promoting "team spirit" all day long. She especially doesn't like their family's very yin C-position Shao Yebai, so every time she posts ridicule in the bean sprouts, she calls Shao Yebai a "white lady", and says that he is a "white lady" Yunyun.

Although the tearing X battle ended in a complete victory for the mountain people, Miki was still haunted by the other party's behavior of splashing dirty water.

"Hmph, I am deaf and blind, and I want to kidnap other people's aesthetics, and then kidnap other people's ears, I really deserve to be scolded as a crayfish (little deaf and blind). She said indignantly.

Gu Huo plucked his ears with his little finger: "It looks like you have a very positive outlook." ”

"Of course, otherwise I wouldn't be your fan. Miki seized the opportunity to show his loyalty: "People gather like likes, and what kind of people you are, what kind of idols you like." ”

"Sycophants. Gu Huo had a disdainful expression, but came out of the toilet.

At the recording site, Gu Huo seemed a little reserved. He rarely comes out to make announcements alone, and this live interview has nothing to do with music at all. Out of his own area of expertise, he is really afraid that he will fall into an embarrassing situation where he can't talk about it.

Although he was nervous in his heart, as soon as the screen lit up, Gu Huo's expression immediately brightened, and he was completely a different person. He hadn't fully recovered from the illness he had had had suffered a few days before, and his spirit was a little weak, so he didn't talk much, and seemed quieter and calmer than usual.

Smiling slightly, his eyes are lowered, his eyelashes are dark and thick, and his eyes looking at the camera are calm and focused.

Fans who watched the live broadcast posted barrages one after another saying that they couldn't stand it.

"Our Huo Zai is really good at eyelashes. ”

"Huo Zai's eyes are too foul today, who taught him to look at people like this, is it our Lao An?"

"No, it's too tempting, I'm going to watch a film to solve my cravings. ”

"Wait a minute, the one in front of you, what kind of link do you want to share. ”

……

Miki sat outside the frame, stunned. Who is this sincere and slightly shy good man?

Sure enough, artists are multi-faceted people, and the difference between business image and private image is really big.

Squinted and stared at the man on the screen, looking left and right, I still couldn't help but want to ask: - Who are you, big brother?

It is said that Mi Bao, the host of the live broadcast, has a very poor reputation in the industry, is very noisy and asks very unqualified questions, and even the most basic Mandarin is not good. At the peak of his debut, he was praised as a pillar inside the durian platform, and the work outside the stage was also soft. As soon as she took the position, some people said that she was the niece or niece of the high-level of Durian Terrace, and some people said that she slept all the way. In short, the level of business is not equal to the resources obtained, and netizens certainly have to suspect that she is taking a crooked path.

Originally, Gu Huo lacked interest in live broadcasting, and as soon as he heard that the host was Mi Bao, he immediately went to Cheng Xiaoxiao's office, saying that he wanted to return to his home, but the result must have been scolded.

"It's already my limit to allow you not to participate in variety shows, so you'd better not challenge me again. Cheng Xiaoxiao said: "In addition, you don't play Weibo or insgram, and now you even refuse to broadcast live, is this your attitude towards being an artist?"

Gu Huo just wanted to say something, but was immediately interrupted by Cheng Xiaoxiao.

"If you don't even have this kind of entertainment spirit, then you can apply to terminate the contract now, go to the subway station to perform and realize your music dream, and become a pure musician. ”

Mi Qi was also at the scene at the time, and as soon as Cheng Xiaoxiao's voice fell, she immediately crackled and applauded.

Gu Huo was annoyed and ashamed, and he was a little angry, and secretly scolded her for being a mouse that only eats inside and outside.

Mi Po pressed against her plastic face, which was swollen from overfilling with hyaluronic acid, and scratched her head intentionally or unintentionally as she spoke. She also has no eyesight, Gu Huo's face is already ugly, and she is still snorting over there and talking nonsense.

Gu Huo has a handsome face in black, and the screenshot caption happens to be an irritable emoji.

Miki was off-camera, making a cheering gesture to him, and Gu Huo still had a loveless expression.

Soon it was time for fans to ask questions. Fans watching the live stream online send a barrage, which is then read out by the host.

Miqi glanced at it, the screen was densely packed with barrages, and I really didn't know which one the host would choose.

"Okay, let's move on to the first question," Mi Po leaned forward, her entire face almost touching the screen. Taking advantage of the fact that the camera was blocked, Gu Huo covered his mouth and yawned.

Mi Bao returned to his original posture, and it seemed that he was optimistic.

"Excuse me, Gu Huo, do you mind the fact that you are at the bottom of the group?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the screen exploded over there.

"What does it mean to rely on this dead woman? There are so many barrages, she has to choose this, and she deliberately can't get along with people. ”

"It's a human attack, and it's been reported. ”

"I'm angry, as soon as I heard that the host is a head changer, I know it's not a good thing. Huo Zai, let's not record it, everyone will disperse. ”

The above is obviously a fan statement.

Of course, the people who watch the live broadcast are far more than just fans, and there are many sunspots. The sunspots are quite dedicated, and they scrub the peep screen secretly, for fear of missing every detail that can be processed into black material.

"I advise a certain fan not to be too glassy, and what people say is also true, your family is already at the bottom of the popularity. ”

"Hehe, it's not allowed for others to say it if it's not popular. ”

"I think this group is a little more popular with Mumu, and the other two members are consuming Mumu's popularity. ”

"Red is my family's wood and wood is red, and miserable is my family's wood and wood are miserable. ”

Soon, many unknown creatures jumped out to lead the battle, and the barrage was immediately torn into pieces, which called a dark sky. Anyway, once the topic involves popularity, tearing X is the inevitable outcome.

Mi Bao was born with little tendons, and it was obviously the incident she provoked, but at this time, she actually put on a look that she didn't care about herself, looked at the screen and said with a smile: "Ah, it's so lively today." ”

Miki almost wanted to tear her mouth apart, to see if she could still laugh. Sharing a surname with this kind of person is really shameful.

The barrage scolding war is hot, and dirty words are flying all over the screen. If it continues like this, it will definitely be warned by the platform, and the staff in the live broadcast room look at each other.

Pink and black are arguing, and someone must step in to control the scene.

"I don't know if the netizen who asked this question intentionally or unintentionally, but the question did make me feel unpleasant. Whether the popularity is high or low, I know best in my own heart, and I don't need to be specially reminded by others. Gu Huo did not give in and came forward to control the field. He spoke in a casual tone, with a calm and unhurried attitude, and there was no trace of displeasure or embarrassment.

"In addition, THELAVA is a group, and there will always be differences in popularity between members, and there will always be people at the top and people at the bottom. Since someone must be at the bottom, it is better to be me than wood and Lao An. ”

"I'm just an idle character anyway, and it's enough to have music and dance in my life. The two of them are different from me, in addition to music and dance, they also have more ambitious pursuits and ambitions, which need a bigger and better stage to achieve. ”

The strength of this mouth cannon is max, and it doesn't know how many streets to throw those brainless black acids.

The live broadcast room was shocked by him, and the eyes that looked at him had more scruples and admiration, and his work attitude was much better than at the beginning.

Mi Po finally stopped scratching his head and sat down. The eyes are blank, and the whole thing is in a fugue state. When the female goblin encounters the combination of Tang Sanzang and Fahai, isn't it boring and nervous.

The next time Mi Bao contributed the worst hosting of her career, she couldn't control the field and schedule, as an inferior vase, she was only responsible for reading the teleprompter and reading the content.

As a result, she suddenly became illiterate and illiterate in a few big words, and frequently mispronounced words and ate screws.

Black fans and real fans showed a rare common hatred of the enemy, and they pointed the finger at the host together, and lost the face of Mi Bao's scolding.

In other words, whether this Mi Bao is a rich daughter or a pheasant, and it doesn't matter whether she is on the top or sleeping, in short, since she got on the throne, everywhere is the stars and the moon. Only she bullied others, and no one else bullied her.

So when she saw netizens scolding her, and the swear words were sandwiched with meat words, the scolding was very ugly, she just couldn't stand it, and her spirit immediately collapsed.

Mipo began to sob, whimpering, and couldn't hear what it was.

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear clearly, can you repeat the question just now?"

"I just said ......" Mi Po twitched: "In this new album, you @#%...... How about ¥%......%?"

Gu Huo smiled and watched the guide broadcast, but his eyes did not smile. The director was already in a cold sweat, and he knew that the station was really broken, so he ended this farce.

As soon as the camera turned off, Mi Po sat down in a chair and cried loudly. In her cries, Guho bowed to the staff and strode away from the scene.

Miki was still savoring Mibao's crying, and was a few steps behind, and hurriedly trotted to follow.

On the way back to the company, Mi Qi observed his words and saw that he had a displeased look on his face, so he didn't dare to talk to him.

Gu Huo observed her from the rearview mirror: "I see that you seem to be very excited and restless, let me hear the reason." ”

Miki wondered if all my mental activity was on my face, and she looked in the rearview mirror and realized that her eyes were indeed bright and bright.

"Hey, that's right. She smirked and explained: "Although Mi Bao is a terrible host, netizens are also terrible netizens, the live broadcast is also a very bad live broadcast, and your mood is also rotten to a peak." ”

Speaking of this, she put on a cunning expression, and Gu Huo simply thought that she had seen it wrong.

"But I thought, hee-hee-hee......"

Miqi couldn't help but cover her mouth and snicker, and she couldn't stop laughing, and she didn't know that she thought she had won hundreds of millions of jackpots.