Chapter 31: The Talisman (I)
"How can I catch mice without a mouse trap?" By the way, there are rat poison sellers below, I'll go buy a few packs......" Man Jun didn't take the fat man's words seriously, and turned around to go downstairs to buy medicine, after all, there are so many rats and reptiles at home, and he looked a little panicked.
"Brother Man, I really don't need to, just leave this matter to Brother Yi'er......" The fat man grabbed Man Jun with a smile, turned his face to look at Fang Yi, and said, "This is where we live, how about it, you can't make a move?"
"Let's go downstairs and talk about it, the yin qi on the second floor is a bit heavy...... Fang Yi's eyes looked around the room again, and said: "Fortunately, Brother Man didn't rent out the room above before, otherwise whoever lives in it for a while will get sick......"
"Yin Qi is heavy, sick?"
Man Jun understood Qin Feng's words now, his face couldn't help but be a little angry, and he said, "Xiao Fang, what do you mean by this? My parents used to live on the second floor, and I haven't seen them have any serious illnesses?"
Manjun's parents said that they were both long-lived, and when they died, they were already 80 years old, and they lived here since this small building was built, and they have been in good health for more than ten years.
"Brother Man, this house is alive if it is inhabited, and it will be ......yin if no one lives in it for a long time."
Fang Yi pointed to the window that could not let in sunlight because of the outside wall, and said, "Brother Man, when your parents lived, there was no house built there, right? ”
"It's true, the old Liu family's house was only built the year before last......"
After hearing Fang Yi's words, Man Jun said thoughtfully: "Don't you say that I really can't remember, since their house was built, I was reluctant to come to the second floor, I always felt a little eerie......"
"By the way, Xiao Fang, I'...... I'm not haunted here, am I?"
As he spoke, Man Jun's face suddenly showed a look of horror, according to the folk saying, the yin qi is heavy, that is, there are dirty things, and the meaning of dirty things is often some ghosts and gods that people can't understand.
"Brother Man, where the hell is there, it's all your own ...... to scare yourself"
Hearing Man Jun's words, Fang Yi couldn't help laughing and said, "Where the sun shines directly, it will become dry, and the backlit place is naturally dark and damp, these are all normal, Brother Man, you don't have to worry about ......"
According to Fang Yi's Taoist explanation, heaven and earth begin with yin and yang, all things are born in the five elements, yin and yang are the foundation of opening the heavens and the earth, and the qi of the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth is omnipresent.
As for the haunting that Man Jun said, in Fang Yi's opinion, it should be that the imbalance of yin and yang is too heavy to guide the changes in the surrounding magnetic field, which makes the spirit of the person in the magnetic field hallucinate, Fang Yi doesn't know if his guess is right, but in short, he has never seen a ghost.
"Huh, Xiao Fang, do you still know these feng shui and other theories?"
After listening to Fang Yi's explanation, Man Jun couldn't help but look at Fang Yi again, he originally only thought that Fang Yi was a mountain man who had never seen the world, and he didn't know as much as the fat man and the three guns next to him.
"Brother Man, how fresh your words are, do you know that Fang Yi is a fortune teller...... No, what about the master of metaphysics, this feng shui is naturally not a problem......" Before Fang Yi could answer, the fat man smiled and said: "Brother Yi also has a nickname, do you want to know Brother Man?"
"What nickname?" Listening to the fat man's blow, the Manjun didn't believe that Fang Yi understood feng shui.
"God stick, in addition to miscellaneous hair, Brother Yi also has a nickname for God stick, hey......"
Before the fat man's words fell, he felt a pain in his buttocks, and his whole body involuntarily rushed forward, if it weren't for the sofa in front of him, his fat face would have to come into close contact with the ground.
But even so, after the fat man got up, he was covered with dust, his nose was itchy, and after coughing constantly, he sneezed several times in a row, and his face was full of snot and tears.
"You deserve it......" Sancang looked at the fat man gloatingly, to say that Fang Yi, who usually calls the god stick, may not be angry, but once the two words are spoken, the fat man will have to suffer some hardships.
"Brother Yi'er, you are too ruthless......" Seeing the few people who had walked to the staircase in order to avoid the dust, the fat man was resentful, and deliberately walked to the three of them and slapped his clothes.
"Dead fatty, do you want to kick it again?" Fang Yi raised his legs, and the fat man's ass seemed to be loaded with a spring, and he immediately jumped backwards.
"Okay, you guys don't make trouble, let's go down first......"
The Manchu army opened his mouth to stop the two of them from fighting, and after going down to the first floor, he asked: "Xiao Fang, then look at it, how should I deal with my house in order to restore it? I can't tear down other people's houses, right?"
Although he didn't believe that Fang Yi was a master of metaphysics, but when he heard Fang Yi say that it was the wall blocking his window, and the yin qi in the room was so heavy, Man Jun still believed it, after all, Fang Yi's explanation just now was very scientific, and there was naturally a difference between having sunlight and not having sunlight.
However, the Manchu army is also a little embarrassed now, because most of this piece is their own foundation, and there are many privately built buildings, and the windows of this building of the Manchu army are blocked by other people's houses, but the windows of the same other people's houses cannot be opened, this phenomenon is very common.
"The back window is only one aspect, but your front window is also blocked by debris, turn back and move away to let some sunlight in the house, which can relieve some ......"
Anyway, the house upstairs will be lived in by his three brothers in the future, and those rats and reptiles must be disposed of, Fang Yi thought for a while and said, "Brother Man, do you want those rats in the house to die inside, or do you want to drive them away?"
"What do you say about dying inside, and what do you say about driving away?" asked the Manjun puzzled.
"If you want them to die inside, just put a clip to buy rat poison...... Fang Yi said with a smile: "If you want to get rid of it, it's easy to catch two ferocious wild cats, put them in the house and keep them closed for a few days, and all the mice will run away......"
"Doesn't that mean you didn't say it?" Man Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said angrily: "Cats and mice or drugs have not been effective so quickly, so how have you lived in the past two days?
In this small building of the Manchu Army, there are only two rooms on the first floor, one of which is his bedroom, and the other is equipped with an anti-theft door, which is the room where the Manchu Army stores important collections, where he will never let Fang Yi and the others live in.
"Fang Yi, I said you kid don't pretend, take some skills and come out......" The fat man rubbed his ass and looked at Fang Yi with a sad face, he slept on the sofa yesterday, and as soon as he turned over, he would roll to the ground, and he didn't sleep well all night.
"Yes, Fang Yi, let's pack up today and go up to live......" It was about his new home, and the three guns also urged Fang Yi to speak.
"Xiao Fang, do you really have a way to get rid of those rats and reptiles?" Seeing that the fat man and the three guns didn't look like they were joking, the eyes of the full army also looked at Fang Yi.
"There is a way, but I need some things, I don't know if Brother Man has them at home?" Fang Yi thought for a moment and finally nodded.
"What is the solution, what is needed?" asked the Manchu army.
"Rune paper, and Zhu Mo, and another brush is needed...... Fang Yi thought for a moment and said, "In addition, fat man, you clean this building, how do you make a mess of zuò runes?"
"Fulu, what Fulu?" After hearing Fang Yi's words, Man Jun was stunned for a moment and said, "I have the brush here, but I don't know what the rune paper and vermilion ink you said are, Fang Yi, can you be more careful?"
"Brother Man, it's a talisman and not a blessing......"
Seeing that there was paper and pen on the table, Fang Yi wrote down the two words Fu Zheng and said: "The Fu Gong in Taoism still has some effect, if you believe it, Brother Man, I will make two Fu Gong and see if it has any effect......
"Of course it works, there isn't even a mosquito in the room in your temple......," the fat man interjected.
"Oh, so amazing?"
Manjun's eyes lit up when he heard this, if he was replaced by a highly educated intellectual, he might not believe in any Taoist talismans, but he couldn't stand Boss Man, who was also a junior high school graduate.
"I didn't expect Xiao Fang to be a master. "When chatting with the fat man yesterday, Man Jun knew that Fang Yi had lived in the Taoist temple since he was a child, and he believed his words a little.
"Let's say, what kind of material is the rune paper and vermilion ink, I don't dare to say it elsewhere, our Chaotian Palace is a lot of strange things......" Man Jun patted his chest, he knew that there were some Taoist things sold on the stalls in Chaotian Palace, but he didn't pay much attention to it before.
"Good rune paper should be specially made zuò, and it's too late to ...... it now" Fang Yi pondered for a while, and said: "Brother Man, is there yellow paper at home? That is, yellow mounted paper, burned for the elderly at home during the New Year's holidays......"
"Yellow paper?yes, hey, how did I forget this, those Taoist priests in the movie catch zombies, that's the yellow paper they use......" Hearing Fang Yi's words, Man Jun slapped his head, rummaged in the house for a while, and really found a stack of yellow paper that had not been cut.
"Fang Yi, what is Zhu Mo?"
After finding the yellow paper, Man Jun asked excitedly, his favorite thing to watch in the past was Hong Kong and Taiwan's zombie films, and now he can actually see someone drawing talismans in front of him, and Boss Man is naturally excited.
"Zhu Mo is cinnabar, this thing is not easy to find, and I don't know where to sell it?"
Fang Yi scratched his head, when he practiced talismans on the mountain, he lacked nothing else, except for cinnabar, usually Fang Yi used ink instead of cinnabar, but the effect was far inferior to the talisman made of cinnabar.
"Cinnabar? I thought it was, this thing is very common, and it is sold in pharmacies......"
After hearing Fang Yi's words, Man Jun's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "But we don't have to go to the pharmacy, I have cinnabar at home, and it's the top ......."