After successfully completing the task, Xie Lang said to the audience in front of his mobile phone: "Friends, I don't know if you understand the porcelain teaching just now? My behavior is to tell everyone that in the future, we will meet more shameless people." ”

"Then the question is, how should we deal with shameless people? And how to properly solve the trouble of touching porcelain people? My opinion is that they are more shameless than the other party! The three elements of success: one is persistence, the second is shamelessness, and the third is insistence on shamelessness, everyone remembers that pretending to be forced is always only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal!"

Hearing Xie Lang's words, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded in an instant.

"Fuck, anchor, since I listened to your shameless porcelain rule, Lao Tzu now walks with the wind!"

"Come on, give my dog a gentle seat, Wukong will give your golden hoop stick to the dog and gently smash a walnut; Bajie will use your nine-toothed nail rake to comb the dog gently; Wujing will use your demon scepter to peel an apple; and then help me on the high-voltage line, and I will personally play a song for the dog to play a song for the dog!"

"Dogs are gentle and awesome!"

"Dog Gentle: Everyone in the audience here is garbage!"

"At the beginning of people, nature is good, gentleness, you show me praise, you are touching porcelain, I am watching. ”

On the screen of the live broadcast room, it is completely covered by all kinds of barrages, just like Xuanmai's slogan, and it can't be stopped at all.

Seeing the enthusiasm of the audience, Xie Lang said with a smile: "Okay, it's time for the next live broadcast again, so I won't talk nonsense." Brothers, my name is Gentle and Silent, I am a professional outdoor porcelain teaching anchor, we will see you next time!"

"Wow, the dog is gentle this brute, wow, it's going to be live again. ”

"It's not there, we want to watch you tease the young lady live. ”

"Brother Wenwen, please broadcast live for a while, my roommate wants to see you find a girlfriend before he dies. ”

"yes, I'd love to see you find a girlfriend. ”

Looking at these barrages, Xie Lang coughed a few times and said: "Okay, okay, I'm going to try to find the other party to ask for WeChat now, and I'm really going home to sleep after WeChat." ”

Feng Ke happened to be in Xie Lang's live broadcast room, and when he heard his words, he couldn't help but be amused.

I want to finish my >

Hehehe, the beauty of thinking.

"Eh, it's okay for a beautiful woman to give a WeChat. Xie Lang found Douyin Feng Ke's live broadcast room and interacted with each other inside.

"666, just like the dog is gentle and cowardly, and I still want to >

", the dog is gentle and shows this wave is not okay, the scalp of the show is numb!"

"No wonder Brother Gentle is single, not without reason. ”

"The dog is gentle, I'm afraid it's a lifetime of singleness. ”

"You know a fart, I say "yes", I am asking the other party what he means, so that I can show that I am sincere in asking the other party for >

Anyway, Xie Lang is shameless, and he doesn't mind the complaints of the audience in the live broadcast room.

Xie Lang continued to smile and said: "Beauty, I made you popular today and made you popular all over our Douyu platform, don't you think you should >."

"Don't give, don't give, just don't give. Feng Ke said very arrogantly in the live broadcast room, "Who let you take advantage of me and call me my wife." ”

"Oh, how can you be like this, I didn't mean to. ”

"Hmph, unless you promise me one condition. Feng Ke said with a sly face in the live broadcast room.

Xie Lang said shamelessly: "Don't say one condition, as long as you don't embarrass me, even if it's ten or hundred, I will agree." ”

"Lalalala, call me wife again with me, and I'll give it to you. Feng Ke was playful and seemed to be amused.

In the live broadcast room of the two, the audience made a "whoosh" and boiled again.

"Haha, 666, forgive me for laughing out loud!"

"I thought I was here to let the dog gently tease my sister, but I didn't expect to be able to flirt with my sister, but I was soaked by my sister. ”

"This counter-kill of the goddess Keke is really too 6!"

"Brother Gentle is the biggest winner in his life, and he met a beautiful anchor's wife. ”

"Dog gentle, let's talk about it again!"

The little fairy of Xie Lang's family gave the anchor 1 super rocket—— you dare to call your wife with someone else??

Jiusheng Gardenia ° gave the anchor 1 super rocket—— touching porcelain and calling other people's wives I also endured it, you dare to find someone else to ask for >

200 super rockets took off one after another, and this scene instantly shocked all the viewers in the live broadcast room.

When Feng Ke saw this scene, he was also slightly stunned, and secretly thought:

What is the relationship between these two goddesses and each other?

It seems to be a little jealous, is it because you know each other in reality?

", Xian'er and Miss Gardenia have broken up, and it's a big deal as soon as they come up!"

"The rocket threat from the two female white rich beauty gods, dog gentle, you have to > again

"Ahem. ”

Seeing the rocket threat of the two women, Xie Lang was depressed in his heart.

Nima, this woman's face changes so quickly.

It was you who let yourself pick up girls before, but now people let you call your wife, and then give it to WeChat, and you're not happy anymore, what kind of trouble is this?

So, Xie Lang smiled and thanked: "Thank you fairy and Miss Gardenia for the gift, thank you for the fish balls, first of all, I want to say that this time I touched the porcelain..."

"Dog gentle, can you not make me laugh?"

"It's just that you don't dare to answer the words of the two goddesses head-on, and you start to change the topic again?"

"Yes, Brother Gentle, the goddess Keke is still waiting for you to call your wife, don't play like this!"

"Hehe, a certain anchor was threatened by the goddess Hao Chaohuo in the live broadcast, trying to divert the audience's attention, bad comments!"

Xie Lang saw that the audience was mocking him, and he didn't defend himself, he just pursed his lips and smiled, "Brothers, it's not a joke, the experience of touching porcelain this time is to tell everyone that everyone must install a dash cam when they go out to drive in the future." ”

Shrugging his shoulders slightly, Xie Lang looked at the time, it was almost 10 o'clock now, and he also said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Okay, okay, brothers, I'm really scared this time, I have a girlfriend and I go to sleep with my girlfriend, and I don't have a girlfriend watching my video and masturbating myself." ”

After finishing speaking, Xie Lang slipped away directly, leaving the angry audience in the live broadcast room.

Although the live broadcast room is a black screen, there is a barrage, a large piece of black pressure, and everything is said.

"Bad review, the dog is gentle!"

"Hahaha, you said that one of the two goddesses in the live broadcast room will be the anchor's girlfriend? ”

"I suspect that the little fairy of Xie Lang's family is the anchor's girlfriend, is the anchor's name Xie Lang?"

"It's very likely, it seems that since the dog was gentle and started doing live broadcasts, this little fairy of the Xie Lang family has been watching. ”

"Ahhh