Chapter 439: This Is Called Egg Pain!

Early the next morning.

A ray of sunlight shone into the room through the curtains, today was the weekend, and Chu Feng was lying on the bed and sleeping lazily.

He was sleeping soundly, and he felt something small, soft poking around his face, and it was strangely tickling.

He didn't open his eyes, and after scratching them, he didn't itch for a while, but soon they began to itch again, and after repeating them a few times, he opened them violently.

"I'm ...... You stinky girl, what kind of nerves do you have early in the morning!"

Chu Feng complained lazily.

In front of me, my sister was squatting next to the bed, she was wearing a home pink tight vest, with a slender waist and hips, outlining a blood-pumping body curve, and a white short hot pants on the lower body, revealing two pink long legs.

She pinched one of the double ponytails in her hand, and kept rubbing her hair against Chu Feng's face, with a funny smile like an elf on her face.

"Giggle...... Chu Feng, hurry up and get up, the sun is drying your ass!"

The younger sister still kept tickling Chu Feng's face with her long hair.

"I warn you not to make trouble, don't make trouble, let me sleep a little longer!"

Chu Feng turned over angrily, and simply turned his back to his sister and continued to sleep.

"Oh~ What time is it, get up, get up, someone will take you to a good place to play!"

Chu Xixue kept pushing Chu Feng, but Chu Feng couldn't push like a pig, she simply took off her shoes and jumped on the bed directly, straddled Chu Feng, and kept making a fuss.

"Get up, hurry up, or this girl will crush you to death!"

The younger sister jumped on Chu Feng's body again and again, trying to wake up Chu Feng with Mount Tai.

However...... There is no use for eggs~

After all, Chu Xixue is too light, if it weren't for the size of the two white rabbits, it is estimated that the weight of the whole body together would not exceed 100 catties!

Chu Feng is a demon body, he is not even afraid of bullets, he is also afraid of a little woman?

"Get up, get up......"

My sister kept jumping in annoyance, and at this moment, she suddenly felt that she was sitting on a hard thing, as if she was sitting on an iron bar!

"Whew!"

Chu Feng finally reacted, he instantly lost all sleep, turned into a crotch pie, shrunk his body into a prawn, and cold sweat broke out in pain......

"It's over, it's over, it's going to be broken, it's going to be broken......"

Chu Feng covered the key parts, what is egg pain......

It's called egg pain!

"Ah~ Chu Feng, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! What's wrong with you, I won't hurt you, right?"

Only then did my sister realize that she seemed to be in trouble, so she hurriedly got up from Chu Feng, covered her mouth and whispered: "Where are you injured, hurry up and let me see, I'll help you rub it!"

Rub my sister, rub ...... Can this place be rubbed casually!

Chu Feng complained in pain, waved his hand and barely squeezed out a smile: "I...... I'm fine. ”

"Chu Feng, there must be something wrong with you, you don't let me see it myself!"

The younger sister simply reached out and lifted the quilt directly, but when she saw the place where Chu Feng was covering, she was immediately stunned!

Moment...... She understood where she had just sat down!

Chu Xixue's delicate face turned red as soon as she brushed it, she glanced at Chu Feng with shame and annoyance, pinched her waist and said angrily: "Okay, you stinky Chu Feng! What dirty thoughts do you have about your sister, you don't deserve the pity of this girl at all, this is your own doing!"

"Damn!"

Chu Feng was also unconvinced, and directly sat up and reasoned with his sister: "Why is my mind dirty, normal boys will be like this in the morning, what can I do!"

"Uh......"

My sister lowered her head and thought about it, as if she had heard of such a thing, so she showed her teeth and smiled: "Hehe~ Okay, then people will forgive you this time!"

"Forgive me! You got it first, my eggs hurt, okay!"

Chu Feng snorted angrily: "You don't go away yet, I'm going to get dressed." ”

"Oh...... Oh well~"

The younger sister spit out her fragrant tongue helplessly, and subconsciously glanced at Chu Feng's crotch......

"Ahh

Seeing the behemoth, her face suddenly changed, and she ran out screaming in fright!

"Nima ~ my eardrums!"

Chu Feng covered his ears, feeling that he was particularly sad, first he was disturbed to sleep, then the little brother who was in a fighting posture was almost cut off, and finally the stinky girl looked at her key parts and made a noise to attack him.

It's unforgivable!

Chu Feng quickly finished dressing, brushed his teeth and washed his face, and when he was full of blood, he went out directly to press his sister on the sofa and teach him a lesson.

"Boom ......"

Then it became like this, my sister was lying on the sofa softly and crying, while muttering that Chu Feng was bullying people.

Chu Feng ignored her and asked while eating breakfast, "Hey, Chu Xixue, you just said that you wanted to take me to a good place, where are you going?"

As soon as this was mentioned, my sister immediately stopped crying and jumped up from the sofa: "I can't tell you this, you will know if you go with me!"

Chu Feng pursed his lips, always feeling that this girl was going to pit brother again.

Half an hour later......

"I really believe in your wickedness!"

Chu Feng looked at the place in front of him that the woman loved the most and the man was most afraid of, and he hugged Chu Xixue angrily and pinched it on her soft face.

The good place that this stinky girl said turned out to be a department store!

Isn't this special just to let yourself go shopping with her!

"Stinky Chu Feng, you light, why are you working so hard, it hurts!"

The younger sister group rubbed her face and said arrogantly.

"Alas......"

Chu Feng sighed, this girl is really a professional pit brother for eighteen years, but since she came, she had no choice but to accompany her shopping.

I walked from the first floor to the twelfth floor, and in the department store with a constant flow of people, the place where Chu Xixue was located was definitely the meeting place of the crowd's eyes.

Many boyfriends and girlfriends, old husbands and wives, because the man couldn't take his eyes off Chu Xixue as soon as he saw him, and his object grabbed his ears and quarreled directly, this is a disaster for the red face......

"Chu Feng, over there, let's go there!"

Chu Xixue happily pulled Chu Feng over, but when Chu Feng saw this store, he was stunned.

Female ...... Underwear?

"I'll go! Chu Xixue, is there any mistake, why did you buy these and pull me here!"

Chu Feng didn't have a good airway.

"What does it matter, you see, aren't there a lot of men and women who come to buy it together~"

The younger sister felt that it didn't matter, so she directly ignored Chu Feng's obstruction, entered the store and began to choose, and soon she picked a few suitable ones and entered the locker room.

Chu Feng pursed his lips and waited boredly outside the door of the inner clothing store.

However, at this moment, a reverie suddenly came from the locker room.

"Husband, come in and help others, the zipper of my underwear is stuck!"

(End of chapter)