Li Bad never wanted to reach the top of the world, he just wanted to make a lot of money, no longer being said to be a little white face who eats soft rice, and then happily with his sister and wife, and have a few more children. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Looking at the evil god dying, but full of love, Li Bad suddenly felt that this old man was no longer so annoying.

"Tell me, how can I cure you?" asked Li Bad.

"I've already said that my life is short, don't waste my efforts in vain. The evil god shook his head, and suddenly said with some urgency: "Child, before you die, can you fulfill one of my wishes?"

"Of course, don't say one, ten will do!"

"Yes, good apprentice. The evil god looked relieved, but hesitated for a moment and asked, "Child, do you know Teacher Cang?"

"I don't know, who is she?"

"Don't you really know?" The evil god shook his head when he saw Li Bad again, and said in his heart that this stupid boy is really innocent and incurable, and he actually doesn't recognize Teacher Cang, but this is just right, lest this kid scold himself for being old and indecent, "Teacher Cang is a movie actor, and every movie she plays is a classic." You go to the county seat, find someone who understands computers, borrow a computer, just say to him, Mr. Cang, go, the teacher is waiting for you here. ”

"Okay, I'll be back soon!" Li Bad settled Ding Cuihua and quickly came to Huanggu County. "Where are the people who know how to use computers?"

Li Gang scratched his head, feeling that the building opposite was similar in nature to the Feitian Building, like an office building.

When I think of the office building, the most indispensable office supplies are computers, so it is better to go here and have a look.

The security guard at the door saw that Li Bad was a fresh face, and he didn't look like a person working here, so he wanted to stop Li Bad, but who would have thought that this young man's figure would be a blur, and he disappeared.

"I ...... I saw him coming, why did he suddenly disappear?"

"Oh my god, it can't be the hell, right?"

"Don't scare yourself, if there is a ghost in the world, it must be dazzling. ”

Several security guards comforted themselves for a while, and there was nothing unusual around them, and then they all breathed a sigh of relief.

And Li Bad had already gotten on the elevator, and saw a man with glasses next to him, holding a laptop, and said in his heart that this guy must know computers.

followed the glasses man all the way to the company where the glasses man worked, on the ninth floor of this building.

The man with glasses seems to be just an ordinary employee and doesn't have a separate office. He always felt that someone was following him, and when he looked back, sure enough, there was a strange teenager standing behind him.

"You...... Who are you?" The man with glasses instinctively took a step back, and said in his heart that this young man wouldn't want to rob him of his handsomeness, right?

"I'd like to ask you for a favor!"

"I don't know you, why should I help, go, I'm too busy to take care of you. The man with glasses was getting a little impatient.

It's no wonder that the man with glasses is not enthusiastic, and a stranger suddenly pops up, so he asks for help, and whoever it is, everyone will be a little unhappy.

What's more, this young man was silent, and followed him all the way to the company, who knows if there are any bad intentions.

Suddenly, Li Bad took a step forward and patted the glasses man a few times.

"Hey, what are you doing?!" the man with glasses was very angry and shouted at the top of his voice, which immediately attracted the onlookers of other colleagues.

"Your penis and stem are congenitally underdeveloped, I can help you achieve the size you want!" Li Bad said seriously.

Based on the principle of eighteen knocks with a good hand, Li Bad didn't need to let the man with glasses take off his pants at all, and he could be sure that the man with glasses had a dead hole, which was blocked by sick qi, resulting in congenital dysplasia of the man with glasses and penis, and the problem was very serious.

The colleagues of the glasses man, after listening to what Li Bad said, leaned forward and leaned back one by one with a smile.

"Haha! Xiao Shen, no wonder every time you are called to go to the bathhouse, you push back and forth, it turns out that you still have this problem!"

"Xiao Shen, you quarrel with your girlfriend all day long, can't it be because of this?"

"Oops! Fortunately, when Xiao Shen chased me, I didn't agree, otherwise, if I had such a man, I would have suffered in this life!"

Under the jokes of his colleagues, the man with glasses surnamed Shen was completely hairy, and yelled at Li Bad: "Boy, you don't talk nonsense, I don't have the fault you said, hurry up and let me go, otherwise I will call the police!"

The man with glasses was very angry on the surface, but he was surprised in his heart, how did this teenager see that he was born with a short pubic and short stem? You must know that because of this problem, he could not satisfy his girlfriend, and his girlfriend complained about him all day long, especially last night, and because of this big quarrel, the relationship between the two was completely deadlocked, and I am afraid that they will break up soon.

Of course, the man with glasses doesn't think that Li Bad has the ability to solve this problem for him. You must know how many big hospitals he went to for this, and in the end he died without a disease, a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy kept saying that he could help him cure?

"You name the size!"

"What size?"

"Of course it's the size you want!"

"I want fifteen, can you do it?"

"Alas!" Li Bad sighed, and said in his heart that this guy is really unproductive, but after thinking about it, compared to this guy's current situation, fifteen is indeed very good, "I'll send you another three centimeters to help you grow to eighteen!"

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More than ten minutes later, Li Bad walked out of the office building with a laptop, and the excited shouts of the man with glasses seemed to echo in his ears.

"Eighteen, I've really grown to eighteen, I'll never be laughed at by others again, and my girlfriend will never break up with me again!"

In this regard, Li Bad doesn't understand very much, is eighteen very big?

Compare him to what he is......

After a short time, Li Bad returned to the small cabin in the mountains and forests on the outskirts, no one came, and the evil god and Ding Cuihua were safe and sound.

Seeing that Li Bad was back, the evil god sat up excitedly and asked, "Apprentice, can you bring back the things you want for the teacher?"

"Yes!" Li Bad handed over the notebook.

The evil god opened the notebook, found Mr. Cang's movie, looked at it, and looked very satisfied. But accidentally, when the movie was opened, the computer immediately let out a cry of ecstasy.

When Li Bad heard it, this kind of cry was really like the kind of movie that Shen Yingtian watched in Ye Ying's company before. Sticking out his head to look, he almost fell on his head. Sure enough, really...... It's really that kind of movie.

Now Li Bad finally understood why the glasses man and his colleagues looked at each other strangely when he helped the glasses man solve the problem of short penis and short stems and asked what he needed to help.

Li Bad looked at the evil god with a painful face, and twitched the corners of his mouth a few times. There is really no one who has such a wish before a dying person.

"Before I die, I can see Mr. Cang again, I die without regrets. The evil god had an expression of enjoyment on his face, and after speaking, he bowed to Li Bad, and said, "Disciple, burn me with a fire, and then you can go." By the way, if you meet a guy named Ye Wuchang in the future, remember to be careful!"

"Really...... Is there really no way?" Li Bad's eyes were covered with a layer of mist, and he didn't hear the answer of the evil god, and when he looked up, he found that the evil god had closed his eyes, could it be ......

Li Gang hurriedly checked, and the evil god really had no signs of life.

The evil god still drove the crane west!

Li Bad didn't want to give up just like that, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't save the life of the evil god in the end.

Li Bad's mind was blank, and he stopped for a long time, and finally obeyed the wishes of the evil god. The entire structure of the room was made of wood, and the fire spread rapidly, turning into a sea of fire in an instant.

With a 'plop', Li Bad knelt down in front of the evil god, called Master, and then took Ding Cuihua and left this mountain forest with a heavy heart.

Li Bad didn't notice that there was a pair of eyes hidden in a bush not far away.

"Evil God...... It's better to die, Tianjing, it must be on that young man's body!"

Sou!

The grass shook a few times, and the owner of those eyes was long gone.