In the underground of the Rocky Mountains in the United States, there is a command post that can be used to command and use the general cooperative operations of the whole army in case of emergency, such as nuclear war. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In novels and films, it is depicted as a dimly lit command post, with countless points of light reflected on screens and monitors, and a star-like liquid crystal screen with the flashing of cursors and tracks.

In fact, there are similar places in the air defense command posts of the Air Self-Defense Forces in Japan.

However, unlike the above, the Wide-Area Command and Operation Center under Ichinoya, which is called the Situation Management Operation System Room, has a soundstage-like atmosphere like a political talk show. In one corner of the brightly lit room is the video editing room, and the rest of the room is filled with countless monitors. And the staff members who are crowded with uniforms for command and use, in order to cope with the rapid changes of every minute, switch the configuration of troop symbols on the huge LCD panel. The frontal screen shows the planes now flying from China in the direction of Shihuan Island, southwest of Kyushu, and the positions of the two F-15 fighter jets that have been urgently lifted into the air to intercept them. In addition, unidentified submarines that are also operating near the coast are also marked in red, and not far from the red submarine, there is a blue submarine representing our side tracking behind.

There was once a police movie that said that the incident would not happen in the conference room, although the lines were said like this, but the modern conference room can be said to be connected to the scene in real time. In order to assist the person in charge of the field with a narrow field of vision and limited knowledge to make judgments, the rear must also calmly use a system of support and command from the manager with a global and wide field vision.

Jana Jana, Minister of State Council and Minister of Defense, walked into the room, surrounded by counselors from the suit section and officers and cadres from the uniform section.

"Good day, Minister. ”

In this unit, which is on duty 24 hours a day, it is customary to greet people with the phrase "Good Day", regardless of what time the clock hand points to. Although it seems to be a common casual habit in the entertainment industry on TV, the application here also reduces the rigor and gives people a relaxed feeling.

Garner also waved back "Good day" and was led by the counselor to sit down in the seat that was temporarily prepared for him at the command post.

"I'm Ryuzaki, the second-class Ryuzo who is in charge of commanding the use, so please advise. ”

The uniformed self-defense officer who appeared in front of Garner introduced himself.

"Honestly, I didn't expect the war to be like this. ”

While telling Ryuzaki his feelings, Kana took off his coat and handed it over to the female self-defense officer next to him to hang up the hanger.

"Yes, most people think that the so-called war is the fierce impression of a large-scale war force conflict like a war movie. But modern warfare has largely evolved into two modes. One is a hybrid operation in which police activities interact with guerrilla warfare. The other is like the Gulf War, where you are prepared before the battle, find out the enemy's weak points, start the battle in one go, and crush the enemy's weak points with a single blow. The only thing that is still setting off fireworks like the old war movies in the past is the army of the developing country (the Middle East). ”

Ryuzaki then cited the example of the U.S. military fighting in the Middle East. In the past, guerrilla warfare was based on the jungle, where both the enemy and the enemy hid in the forest where they could barely reach their fingers, and engaged in encounters or unilateral ambush warfare with each other. But now it's different. The enemy will hide among innocent civilians, shoot in suits or civilian clothes, detonate what looks like ordinary cars, or even carry bombs on children's backs to commit suicide attacks. Although there are also people who call this type of attack a kamikaze, unlike the kamikaze, they are not limited to attacking military targets. Just ordinary terrorists.

In order to cope with such a situation, it is necessary to find a way to distinguish between innocent people and enemy characters, and then destroy the enemy after distinguishing them. To illustrate, it's a bit like treating cancer. There are a small number of cancer cells lurking in the huge number of healthy cells, but it is not always the way to continue to let them go.

Police activities are like activities to find cancer cells one by one and treat them.

Military activities are activities in which the cancer is surgically removed. Even if the cancer occurred in the knee, it would be possible to cure it by having surgery to saw the entire foot, but the current era does not allow such nonsense. In particular, if you don't want to harm healthy cells, you have to pay special attention to the accuracy of the surgery. The United States has poured all its military strength into the Middle East battlefield, but there is no sign of restoring law and order in the Middle East. If you don't know the situation and you have surgery to do it, then this patient in the Middle East will not be cured like a patient whose cancer cells have metastasized everywhere. Even if they were forced to surgically cut this piece and cut that piece, they were blamed for being involved in the fighting of innocent civilians.

"In this sense, the battle we are fighting now can be regarded as the former of the two modern wars~ Sorry, I forgot to put the situation on the screen. ”

The female self-defense officer in charge of the operation nodded and nodded a few times.

The large screen on the front shows a map of the vicinity of Hakone in Nebu, the Izu Peninsula, and then 1 in 100,000, 1 in 50,000, and 1 in 10,000 shows that the area is getting smaller and smaller, and the terrain is also zooming in. Eventually, the map on the screen stopped changing when the many hot spring inns surrounding the mountain area appeared, and when one of them zoomed in to the point that the entire large organic EL display was crammed.

"The hot spring inn is famous for its delicious cuisine and beautiful open-air hot springs. In this seemingly ordinary hostel, it is the main stage of the day. The rules are very simple, we have to guard the guests who stay here from any unscrupulous attacks by hostile forces. The players are all in place. ”

Around the mountains, rivers and other terrain around the hotel, there are one after another reversed tactical symbols of the ♀ representative team members (Lu Cao), or there are two rings to represent the cadres of the mark.

After Garner let out an exclamation of "Oooh, it's like tapping a shell", Ryuzaki, who heard the line, leaned forward to the operator and asked.

"And what are the guests doing now? Now they are bathing in the open-air bath? Hey, is there a place where I can send the picture of the open-air bath? ”

The jokes of the uniformed cadres made everyone laugh bitterly, but it also made the atmosphere present subtly ease. But a female self-defense officer threw out a sentence "This is sexual harassment", and everyone quickly cheered up and regained their composure. Jiana, who has been very leisurely from just now to now, also panicked and tightened her tie a little.

"Then, the formations around the mountains and seas are our country's elite [special warfare]. ”

"Oh, that's the unit that Edam's guy is in. ”

"Dare to ask how Your Excellency the Minister got acquainted with this person?" But looking at the thick catalog of the K-booth on Garner's desk, Ryuzaki Nisa also nodded, "Well, although I can probably guess it." ”

"But I want to correct any one-sided misunderstandings you may have, the members of the special operations group are not all modern ninjas or superhuman combat experts in land, sea and air. Of course, most of the people are combat experts, but there are also some people who are selected for their outstanding stunts. For example, an expert who is good at computers, a locksmith who is proficient in unlocking and opening doors, a driving expert who is good at driving or riding a motorcycle or a car, an expert who knows how to use medicines such as medicine or poisons, and an expert who is good at buying people's hearts and inciting situations~"

"Is that Itami an expert too?"

"Yes. He is an expert at escaping, and he has superb skills for escaping danger or things he doesn't like. Therefore, even if the people who dispatched the special combat group set up a net to round him up, they would not be able to catch him to such a high level. Actually, we held a hunting training with him as a hypothetical target, but we didn't continue to do it because it was too difficult. ”

"The information I've seen is a little different from what you said. ”

Hearing this, the female self-defense officers present here couldn't help but laugh, and several officers and cadres on the side hugged their stomachs to avoid being rude.

"Your Excellency, did you have this information provided to you by the civil servant of the suit section, and if it was obtained by illegal means, please inform us of your source of information after it has been handed over to us for destruction, so that we may review the means of leaking defense secrets. ”

"What's going on?"

"The personal information of special operations members can only be obtained through illegal means, such as professional hackers, hijackers, but we will add some disguised information to them for people to steal. Typical examples of false information to deceive the enemy, such as a combat expert, a psychological warfare expert, a good shooter, an airborne trooper who is proficient in HALO and HAHO technology, a diver with first-class diving skills, a demolition expert, and so on, is it wrong for me to say that a middle school student has created a painful setting?"

"Ah, that's what I saw. But why do that?"

"The following are defense secrets, but since you are the Minister of Defense, please listen carefully. What was just said was a joke. ”

"Are you kidding?"

"Yes, just kidding. Hawkers,For him who thinks of himself as a lazy person,It's also a kind of revenge.,On the surface, it's a part of the external intelligence to deceive the enemy.。 ”

"Hey, did you think he's so annoying?"

"Yes, that's how annoying it is. As a member of the special warfare team, in addition to refining their own stunts, the team members will also absorb each other's skills independently, hoping to improve their combat skills by learning from each other. But only that guy is different. Not only did he not follow the example of others to absorb combat skills, but he also did not understand the situation and thought that he was here to act as a slacker in the ant colony, and vigorously spread the anime religion within the special operations group. ”

When the Minister of Defense heard this, he couldn't help but hold his head.

"Hey, is this really good? The special operations gang can't even catch this kind of person, should I complain that my country's special forces are too bad, or should I praise Itami for being too powerful?"

"So we can't retire this guy from training and fire the squid~" Ryuzaki joked.

If he is incompetent, neglectful and derelict in his duties, then the entire special operations group, which even such an incompetent guy can't handle, will be tantamount to the incompetence of all the members.

"It's laughable. The cadre self-defense officers lowered their shoulders and sighed deeply.

——On the other hand, in the mountains and seas——

After soaking in the hot springs for a leisurely soak in the hot springs, Itami and his party, after a large meal, burst into a drinking feast. Just when they felt that they had drunk enough and it was almost time to sleep, Kuribayashi and Risa went to buy more wine and snacks together. As the others squinted at them and asked, "It's almost time to go to bed?" they sat on the floor, and the table was filled with wine, beer, wine, and whiskey, as well as a full table of snacks such as potato chips and melon seeds. As Kuribayashi and Risa began to drink heartily, Pinna and Poses were also interested in the "I know it's wine, but what kind of wine is it?" and joined the party with an interest in whiskey. Then Durga and Lori also messed in one after another, and although Lei Lai, who was reading a book, said that "drinking too much is not good for the body", she was surrounded by everyone and forced to pour beer. As the scene grew more and more heated, Kuribayashi and Lori attacked the room where the men next door were staying [Hey, men, all come out for me!] and dragged Itami and Tomita indiscriminately, literally, in.

"What the hell?!"

The scene that Itami and Tomita saw was like a witch's feast, or it was quite appropriate to describe it as a wine pond meat forest. Everyone was drunk, and the yukata that they hadn't worn before was disheveled, and even the underwear was a spectacular sight to walk away at will. If you think about it, don't you think it's a shame to wait a minute? As a result, everyone was called to their knees and sat on the ground and gave a lecture for nearly an hour.

In response to Tomita's criticism of her untidy clothes, the scolded Bosse innocently defended "That, even if she is gone", and the women cursed unwillingly, "It's just a muffled pervert. [You obviously want to see it, don't you?] [If you want to scold someone, reflect on yourself first.] [I'll drag him into the place where the quilt is put and tie him up.] and blasted Tomita out with concentrated pillow fire, so he had to retreat to the corner of the room and remain silent. Knowing that it was best for him not to criticize him, Itami decided to focus on the food and drink, and honestly avoided the eye-catching scenes of spring light.

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