Civilized people?

What do you mean?

Quietly watched Lu Zheng with a blank face, followed the man into the bathroom, and walked towards the bathroom. The woman not far from her was obviously a little nervous, glanced at Quiet, pursed her mouth, and snorted coldly.

The man who walked in front of Lu Zheng felt that Lu Zheng was following, and his face suddenly tensed. Lu Zheng's height and body type are much stronger than him, he is just a white-collar worker, and he is good at saying two cool words, but if he really wants to talk about doing it, he has to admit it immediately.

Walking to the door of the bathroom, the man's steps were obviously slow, and he hesitated for a moment before he walked in.

Standing still in front of the urinal, he didn't busily untie his pants, but waited for a while, in case Lu Zheng really came up to do it, he had room to fight back.

After waiting for five seconds, Lu Zheng didn't appear beside him, his heart suddenly lifted, and he couldn't help but look back, only to see Lu Zheng standing not far behind him, loosening his belt with a sly smile.

He was startled and said defensively, "What are you going to do?"

Lu Zheng looked strange and said, "What else can you do here?" of course it's peeing." ”

Pee?

The man glanced at Lu Zheng, and then at the urinal two meters away from him, and his whole expression was a little confused.

Two meters away, you have a fire cannon in your crotch, right?

"Brother, what is your surname? It's really fate to be able to eat in a restaurant and pee in a toilet. Lu Zheng had an indescribable smile on his face.

"Cai. The man blurted out, and then he was a little annoyed, Lao Tzu has a bullshit fate with you. But suppressed by Lu Zheng's aura, he could only slander in his heart.

Both men began to untie their belts, and a battle for dignity between men was on the verge of breaking out.

(Ancient dragon style debut)

No wind, afternoon, toilet.

The commotion was pervasive.

Peeing is always something that people have to do, and even cold-blooded and ruthless killers can't resist the roar of their bladder.

Cai unbuttoned his pants and pulled out his blade.

A delicate two-inch sword.

When the saber is rattling, it can reach three inches and three points.

People on the rivers and lakes said that his sword was small and couldn't kill his sister.

Cai has never defended, a true swordsman never needs to prove his swordsmanship with his combat achievements.

Fame is a burden, a burden that can never be shaken off.

Behind him, there was a man.

A man with a smile at the corners of his mouth, a smile on his eyebrows, and a smile in his eyes.

He stood motionless, standing seven feet away from the sword pool, his deep eyes revealing a provocative murderous aura, and slowly took out his blade.

Darkiron heavy sword.

When the sword is drawn, it is five inches and four quarters and three centimeters.

Cai's vision was very accurate, he estimated the size of the sword when it was drawn, and also saw that the heavy sword had not yet drunk blood and opened the blade.

Cai knew that he had met an opponent.

The moment the opponent's sword light splashed, he knew that he had lost.

A seven-foot-long sword light crossed a terrifying arc, and accurately fell in the sword pool.

Flawless and flawless.

Seven feet of on the air!

There has never been a legend of this man on the rivers and lakes, but he will surely become a legend.

Cai is a swordsman, the sword pool is in front, he knows that he is defeated, but he has to send it.

He mobilized all the joints in his body, squeezed the strength of all the muscle tissue, the bladder detrusor muscle contracted violently, the internal sphincter relaxed and relaxed rapidly, and the sword light was pressed into the channel.

Even if you lose, you have to hold your head high.

......

The sword light cut out the passage and extended an oval arc, hitting the crotch of his pants, urinating on his pants and flicking them onto his shoes.

Cai felt a chill in his heart, after the age of three, he had never made such a low-level mistake. But this couldn't stop him, he wittily picked up the tip of the sword, the sword light changed again, the mutation regenerated, the sword light flickered, turned into a light rain, and sprinkled on his face.

",,. ”

After three exclamations, Cai's sword was completely out of control, the sword light was swallowed, there was no trace, the sending and receiving were out of control, as if he had gone mad.

He was defeated, defeated in a mess, defeated by his own two-inch sword.

drenched and full of turmoil.

Cai has never been so depressed, and he is so depressed that he can't wait to plunge into the urinal and end the rest of his life.

There was a sigh behind him, a burst of self-muttering.

"I have walked all over the world, walked all over the three mountains and five mountains, been to the toilet countless times, made countless swords, defeated all the heroes, and the world is even more irresistible. Woohoo, I can't get a defeat in my life, and I'm embarrassed to be lonely. ”

"It turns out that invincibility is also a kind of loneliness. ”

The man was gone.

Lift your pants and go to hide your sword and name.

……

Lu Zheng settled a grievance, washed his hands, and hurried back to the dining table, leaving only Comrade Xiao Cai in the toilet.

Quiet saw him come back easily, and his expression was relieved. But after Lu Zheng sat down and ate two egg tarts, the man still didn't come out, and her heart suddenly became nervous, and she finally couldn't hold it anymore, and whispered: "Lu Zheng, what happened?"

"Huh?" Lu Zheng gave her a strange look before he reacted and said with a smile: "Maybe it's prostatitis." Who knows. ”

Quietly frowned lightly and said, "Lu Zheng, are you really okay?"

"Don't worry, I'm a civilized person. ”

Lu Zheng was relieved and continued to bow his head and eat violently.

Five minutes passed, and the man still didn't come out.

At this time, even the woman in the distance couldn't sit still, her expression was a little flustered, she looked at Lu Zheng in horror, took out her mobile phone from her pocket, and dialed the number.

"Hey, Ah Guang, why haven't you come out yet?"

"What's going on? The water is spilled? What did you do?"

"Really, what a man. ”

The woman secretly looked at Lu Zheng as she spoke, especially the muffled voice on the phone, which made her even more suspicious.

After Lu Zheng, who didn't care, drank the juice cleanly, he said comfortably: "I'm full." ”

Jing Jing was reluctant to stay here for a long time, and hurriedly said, "Then let's go back." ”

"Waiter, pay the bill. ”

The waiter came over with a smile and said, "Sir, this beauty has already paid for it." ”

Lu Zheng looked a little shy and quiet, and pretended to be annoyed: "I'll have a treat after saying that, why don't you talk about honesty at all?"

Quiet smiled: "Anyway, it's not much money." ”

Lu Zheng was not hypocritical, nodded and said, "Then I'll invite it next time." ”

The two walked out of the restaurant side by side, Lu Zheng glanced back at the restaurant sign, and joked with a smile: "Next time I don't come here, there is not a single hard dish, all of them are egg tarts, cakes, pies and the like, I am not used to eating." ”

"Hmm. Quietly and meekly nodded, looked at his watch, looked up at the sun and said, "Are you going home now?"

"What about you?"

Quietly pouted: "It's less than one o'clock now, and I won't go to work until three o'clock in the afternoon." My house is a bit far from the city, so it's not easy to go back. ”

"And where do you usually go?"

"Well, go to the public library and read a book. ”

"Oh. Lu Zheng scratched his head and said, "I haven't read books for several years." He looked down the street, and at the end there was a huge signboard, Yuquan Swimming Pool.

What a place!

In this kind of weather, there should be a lot of cool girls in it, right?

As a man with ideals, morals and ambitions, Lu Zheng snapped his fingers and said: "Go swimming, in this weather, jumping into the water and soaking for a while is simply an imperial enjoyment." ”

Quiet's face was hot, and she whispered, "I don't know how to swim, and I don't have a swimsuit." Besides, going for a swim after eating is not good for digestion, right?"

"It's okay, I said you can do it, you can do it, swimming is not a problem. As for swimsuits, it's simpler...... Buy, buy, buy! I'm in for a treat, and we're not short of money. ”

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