Chapter 124: Believe It or Not, I Rape You
Bite!
The system voice is here again: the player triggers the physical reward package, and you need to complete a mission to activate the mystery physical gift package!
Player, are you sure you want to eat?
The system seems to be teasing me and forcing me to eat before giving a reward?
I, Xie Lang, was killed, jumped from the building and fell to my death, fell from the Yangtze River Bridge and drowned, was hit by a car and died, and I would never eat a bite of.
"Oops, it's so fragrant!" When the table was full of barbecue, lamb skewers, stinky tofu, grilled eggplant and leeks, Xie Lang picked up the chopsticks.
As soon as Wang Xian'er saw those foods, the princess was sick, "Can you eat these, they don't look hygienic at all!" The disgust between the eyebrows was not concealed at all.
"I grew up with snacks and barbecues, and I didn't get sick from eating, so you have a lot of. Xie Lang looked at the other party and said angrily.
"Yes, Sister Xian'er, don't just look at the appearance of these foods, they are actually delicious. Liang Mengmeng on the side is very down-to-earth.
Wang Xian'er glanced at Xie Lang, who was sitting opposite, and vigorously held the napkin and wiped it on the chopsticks, as if she felt very unhygienic.
"Wang Xian'er, you don't need to be so exaggerated, you think you are eating Western food, how can you be so particular about eating a food stall. ”
"Hmph. ”
Wang Xian'er snorted coldly, stopped talking, held chopsticks in her hand, and didn't move for a long time.
Generally, a rich girl like Wang Xian'er, who was born in a wealthy family, has paid attention to hygiene and diet since she was a child.
And since she was a child, Wang Xian'er has almost always been in and out of various high-end Western restaurants, and she has never sat in a simple food stall to eat, let alone let her eat barbecue.
"It tastes really good, Xian'er, you can take a bite and take a look. Xie Lang saw that she didn't move, and it was not interesting to eat by himself, so he had to sandwich a piece of stinky tofu and send it to Wang Xian'er's mouth.
Wang Xian'er pinched her nose, "It stinks, are you sure you can really eat something?"
"You can eat it, you can eat it, I promise you can eat it!!" Liang Mengmeng patted her little Yuehun and assured Wang Xian'er.
"Okay. ”
Reluctantly took a bite of the stinky tofu that Xie Lang fed to his mouth, Wang Xian'er looked at Xie Lang with teary eyes, and seemed to refuse to take a second bite.
However, under Wang Xian'er's chewing and swallowing slowly, she felt that it was not very delicious, and she faintly felt that there was an indescribable taste in that piece of stinky tofu.
That piece of stinky tofu is like Xie Lang, it looks unbearable on the surface, but in fact, it is kind in the heart, and in retrospect, it is not much worse than those big meals.
"This ...... This is the taste of stinky tofu, how can it be so delicious?"
Maybe she was tired of eating a big meal, and she had the aftertaste of stinky tofu in her mouth, Wang Xian'er looked at Xie Lang in disbelief, and her heart was shocked.
She couldn't believe that a mere piece of inconspicuous stinky tofu could be so delicious.
So, Wang Xian'er personally sandwiched a piece of stinky tofu.
"Damn, why are you still eating me, it's mine. ”
"Miss Ben is going to rob you and eat you!"
Wang Xian'er grabbed a piece of stinky tofu that Xie Lang dipped in the sauce and decisively stuffed it into her mouth.
"Xian'er, do you still want to order B face, it's you who says it's not delicious, and it's you who eats the most now!"
"I want to!" Wang Xian'er rewarded Xie Lang with a big white eye, and immediately raised her hand without caring about the image of a lady and shouted, "Boss, ten more strings of stinky tofu!"
Originally, she was going to call the waiter, but when she saw Xie Lang's boss shouting, she also shouted with Xie Lang, which seemed to be fun.
"Yes, Miss Wang is quite down-to-earth. ”
"Needless to say!"
"Hey, don't grab it, this piece is mine. ”
"Miss Ben ordered, of course, Miss Ben should eat it first. ”
"Damn, I Xie Lang has seen a lot of women who worship money, but it's the first time I've seen a shameless woman like you. ”
"Really, why do I think it's shameless to talk about it, my Wang Xian'er can only bow down in front of you Xie Lang!"
After speaking, Wang Xian'er also winked at Liang Mengmeng, "Mengmeng, did you say yes, didn't you?"
Liang Mengmeng suddenly felt a little uncomfortable and wanted to cry.
How dare she say bad things about Xie Lang, but she had to answer Wang Xian'er's words.
"Mengmeng, you are the most honest here, you say, do I look like that kind of shameless man? Brother Lang, I have lived up to expectations, after the 2019 Tencent Top Ten Handsome Writers certification, I have become one of the top ten handsome authors in the minds of many readers in one fell swoop, do I look like that kind of shameless person?"
"Poof~~!"
Liang Mengmeng finally couldn't hold back, and squirted out the cola that had just been drunk in his mouth, and it was all sprayed on Xie Lang's face.
"No...... I'm sorry Brother Lang...... I...... I really didn't mean to. ”
Liang Mengmeng's innocent and lively expression is not something that any girl can reveal, it is the innocence that is revealed in her bones.
"Haha, you deserve it! is also known as the first handsome comparison in the online literature industry, it's so handsome that people spray Coke!!"
Seeing Liang Mengmeng spraying Xie Lang's face with Coke, the whole scene was boiling.
Those high school and college students who have a late-night snack have all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.
"Nima, come and spray me, beauty begging to spray!"
"Squirt me, squirt me, beg the beauty to squirt my face. Yes...... It's so cool~~It's so wet~~"
There is no doubt that Xie Lang and his entourage have become the focus of the scene and attracted everyone's attention.
Xie Lang wiped the Coke sprayed by Liang Mengmeng on his face with a tissue, and stared fiercely at the two girls who were smiling and trembling.
But the other two didn't take his fierceness seriously at all, and still laughed unscrupulously there.
Outrageous!
Is Lao Tzu Xie Lang's words useless, or is Lao Tzu not thick enough, they are not afraid of me??
"Brother Lang...... Right...... I'm sorry... I really didn't hold back... You... Wipe your face quickly. ”
Looking at Xie Lang, who was holding his breath, Liang Mengmeng hurriedly got up to wipe Xie Lang's face, and at the same time forcibly held back not to let himself laugh.
Because she felt that Xie Lang and Wang Xian'er were too compatible, the two of them were like a pair of enemies made in heaven.
It must be that Xie Lang stole their Wang family's cattle in his last life, and the two of them can be so lucky to become a pair of enemies in this life.
"Forget it, even if you don't recognize my identity as the number one handsome man in the online literature industry, I believe in the vision of my readers!
"Poof!!ha. ”
Rubbing and wiping, Liang Mengmeng laughed again, this time the foam flew sideways, and unceremoniously sprayed on Xie Lang's face.
Now not only Liang Mengmeng and Wang Xian'er laughed unscrupulously, but even the guests of the surrounding food stalls laughed after looking at Xie Lang's embarrassment.
Originally, Xie Lang wanted to praise Liang Mengmeng, but did you see it, this is a virtuous woman!
But now......
"Liang Mengmeng, believe it or not, I raped you!" Xie Lang suddenly said with a straight face, glaring at Liang Mengmeng.
"Then you rape me, Brother Lang, please rape!"
"Giggles!" Wang Xian'er wiped her tears with a smile, "That's it, Xie Lang, a manly man, you can do it!
It seems that the two of them know Xie Lang's personality very well, so they will eat him.
"Huh. ”
Xie Lang sneered, glanced at the two of them angrily, and thought: "One day Lao Tzu will rape you two 2 goods!