Chapter 455: God-level slippery

The first internal exam, only new teachers and counselors who have been in the company for less than a year are assessed, which is customized for Lao Tzu!!

Gao Jun is angry and helpless, this is the end of offending the leader.

From top to bottom, as long as there are leaders and subordinates, they are in different classes, and there are big and small differences.

Let's not talk about it when it's big, the official will crush people to death.

Let's just say that in the small restaurant at the door, the boss hires two waiters, and when there are no customers, if the boss sees the waiter sitting in the sky, he will definitely cause you to clean the glass, sweep the floor, and clean up, even if it is very clean, you can't be idle.

If it's not clean, some black-hearted bosses will take advantage of the problem and try their best to deduct your salary.

This is the relationship between the leader and the led, this is the class enemy of the oppressed and the oppressed.

Gao Jun lit a cigarette angrily, walked around irritably, and was still thinking about how to deal with Vice Principal Wang, but he didn't expect people to be in trouble again.

If you can't make a plan, you have another plan, but you still look like you're doing business, and you can't say anything.

Gao Jun asked Han Jingjing: "Who said this news, is it accurate?"

"What the head of our teaching and research group said in the group must have been notified, and it must be accurate. Han Jingjing said: "Isn't this still talking, saying that it is the newly admitted freshmen, this group of alternative and individual boys and girls, questioning the teaching ability and professional ethics of some young teachers."

Some students have reported and complained before, saying that some teaching and teaching standards are poor, not only the lectures are obscure, but they can't even answer students' questions.

In addition, about the counselor, some girls reacted, the male counselor suddenly checked to sleep at night without notice, and had to lift the quilt to look at his face, and the girl reacted, a male counselor deliberately grabbed her little handle and asked her to go to the counselor's room at night to talk about the problem, which was obviously ill-intentioned......

By the way, you're also a male counselor, and you're a hooligan, so you're the one who went to the women's bed in the middle of the night, right?"

Gao Jun smiled bitterly and said, "Even if it's me, then this is a matter of moral character, what does it have to do with the exam? After the exam, the moral level can be improved? There are no scum with good grades, and all those with poor grades are hooligans?"

"Is it really you!?" Han Jingjing ignored his complaints, stood up with her eyes wide, a man who had just kissed herself actually went to the women's dormitory to take advantage, this must not be tolerated.

Gao Jun was suddenly full of black lines, this honest man really couldn't joke, he waved his hand again and again: "Heaven and earth conscience, I have never entered the door of the girls' dormitory, if I was complained like this, I would not have to worry about the exam, I would have been expelled a long time ago." ”

Han Jingjing sneered, put away the face that was about to be questioned, and said, "Then what are you depressed?"

"Exams, I've hated exams since I was a kid. Gao Jun gritted his teeth and said.

Han Jingjing understood at a glance that this was a typical scumbag mentality, she sneered and asked, "Are you still afraid of exams, aren't you a master of psychology from Boston Medical College?" ”

"He won't be admitted to bed, how can I play?" Gao Jun said irritably.

"What do you get into bed? how can you get into bed?" Han Jingjing asked angrily.

"This is the term we use in our medical profession. Gao Jun said.

Han Jingjing couldn't help but jump over, slapped him on the face, and said angrily: "That's called clinical!! You tell me the truth, what kind of education do you have...... Okay, I don't need you to say it. ”

Han Jingjing took out a pen and paper from the drawer, he is a teacher, in addition to teaching, the best thing is to solve questions.

I saw her pen walking the dragon and snake, quickly writing down a fill-in-the-blank question, pushing it in front of Gao Jun, and said, "Write!"

Gao Jun looked down, and what was written on it was that the beaker that had been dry was shone above the candle flame, and the inner wall of the beaker appeared (), and after a while, he took off the beaker and quickly poured a small amount of clarified lime water into the beaker, and shake, and the clarified lime water became (). This shows that the burning of candles produces substances such as (), and this change belongs to () change.

Gao Jun felt that his head was like a balloon, and it instantly grew a lot, and there was a thought in his mind, put the cup on the fire, and without air, wouldn't the fire be extinguished?

"I asked you to answer the question, but I didn't let you meet each other!" Teacher Han said angrily, at this time, he was completely a strict teacher's face.

Gao Jun stood there like a wooden man, a goblet appeared in his mind, a pair of beautiful and gentle hands, and red nails, respectively, mixed tequila, whiskey and white rum into it, and then lit it with a lighter, instantly rising blue flames, the bartender opened his sexy red lips, and said in a voice full of charm: "This cup is called 'Don't Go Home Tonight'." ”

This is the highest state of distraction in class, not in a daze, but in association.

I remember when I was in junior high school, the Chinese teacher talked about Mr. Zhu Ziqing's prose "Back", and when the teacher read aloud about his father's stumbling back, Gao Jun thought of the graceful and swaying back of a beautiful woman.

When the math teacher wrote the root number on the blackboard, it seemed to him like a woman kneeling on the bed and bending her calves.

I remember that in chemistry class, the teacher talked about potassium, calcium, sodium, magnesium, and aluminum, and it sounded like picking up a big beautiful woman to him.

The teenage boy is the first time to fall in love, and he is young with the surname fantasy, and he can associate women with everything he sees, which is natural, at least that's what the biology teacher said.

The most rare thing is that Gao Jun still maintains such a pure heart, and when he sees something, he still thinks of beautiful women.

"Whether it will be done or not, you give a happy word. Seeing that Gao Jun seemed to have a tendency to drool, Teacher Han immediately asked out loud.

Gao Jun was very teacher, and simply shook his head.

Teacher Han was furious: "This is the basic question of the second grade of junior high school!!

After scolding, the conscientious teacher Han suddenly sat on the sofa, hiding his face with his hands, and looked distressed.

"What's over?" Gao Jun asked in surprise.

Teacher Han put down his hands and stared at him viciously, but he bit his lower lip tightly, obviously holding back and not saying anything.

How could she tell her that when she came home during the long vacation, her family urged her to marry as usual, and she said to her parents, relatives and friends that she had a good relationship with a male teacher in the school, and she was in love.

After that, parents, relatives and friends will naturally ask, girls are outgoing, and they will inevitably blow their boyfriends as Prince Charming.

said that Gao Jun is a returnee, a double master's degree from Harvard and Boston University, a school-level counselor, and has a bright future, and the most important thing is a good family man who can cook.

After the introduction of these words, the whole family fell into a short silence, because my cousin was married to a small clerk of a certain government unit, and the benefits of 9 to 5 were good, and it was very enviable to drive to and from work, and my cousin married a small boss who opened a clothing store, and the business was booming.

Whenever marriage is mentioned, Han Jingjing's parents can't raise their heads, obviously their daughter is the most beautiful and a university lecturer with a successful career, but this marriage has not been seen for a long time.

It's okay now, I'm angry, and I'm revenge.

Both of them are university teachers, and there is no better marriage than this, without the deceit of officialdom or the lightning and thunder of shopping malls, and when they get to the level of professors, they easily enter the upper class society and are respected from the heart.

In the eldest uncle's community, there is a professor and his wife living in a villa, salary, bonus, subsidy, project funds, I don't know how much income, every winter and summer vacation people go to live abroad, life is very free.

But it's all over, in the eyes of Mr. Han, people who can't even do junior high school chemistry problems are illiterate!!

In American education, the most important thing is the students' hands-on and practical skills, among which physical chemistry is a key subject.

The most important thing is that if you fail to pass the faculty examination in this school, it proves that you do not learn and have no teaching ability, and the result will inevitably be dismissal and expulsion.

The cowhide was blown up, Mr. Han's heart was like a knife, fortunately he bought the house here, and it was a big deal to take his parents over in the future, and he would never get along with relatives and friends!

But she is not reconciled, as a researcher, perseverance, and the more frustrated and courageous it is, is the basic quality of scientific research, so she is not convinced.

Standing up suddenly, he found that Gao Jun was looking at the TV, which was an advertisement for shaping underwear, Teacher Han was immediately furious, slapped the table and said, "Do you still have snacks, bring your parents!"

"Huh?" Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "If you want to see your parents, it seems that you should take the initiative to visit the door, right?"

Teacher Han suddenly blushed, full of black lines, angry and embarrassed, when the teacher is used to it, and the student is about to get out of control, asking parents to cooperate is the teacher's killer feature, and it has been tried and tested.

"I can't keep my job, you haven't been able to watch TV yet?" Teacher Han picked up the remote control and turned off the TV directly, not like a teacher, more like a mother: "I watched the group chat just now, and the team leader said that this time the school wants to make an innovation, since it is a freshman who questions the teacher's teaching level, then select a few student representatives from each college who have a strong reaction, and they will sit together to ask questions and study the teacher, which can best convince the public."

This is a good thing, since they are freshmen, their knowledge is at most high school level, and it does not involve complex professional courses, so you should retake the college entrance examination. ”

Gao Jun immediately smiled bitterly when he heard this, he had never taken the college entrance examination at all, this time he returned to campus, he was engaged in a partner again, and he was in love, and now he has to make up for the college entrance examination, is this to make up for all his regrets?

In this way, he was even more bottomless in his heart, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It's better to take the high school course than the professional course, but I have been mixed for so many years, and I have some knowledge, and I have some understanding of some occupations such as industrial and commercial management, mechanical engineering, foreign languages, etc., and I may be able to mix in the professional course, but I can take the high school course......

Hey, you know, the pinnacle of my knowledge was when I was in high school, when I knew astronomy and geography, holding a distillation flask on my left and a resistor on my right. Although he is not proficient in algebra, he also knows a little about geometry, and he has also scolded foreigners in English, dreaming back to the Tang Dynasty and still being able to chant poems and make a pair, tracing thousands of Chinese romances and thousands of overseas heroes, proficient in music and art, computer skills, martial arts, folk handicrafts, and good at everything......

In the three years of high school, I can't master three or five sleeps, not to mention that I have long forgotten it now, how can you let me mess up?"