Chapter 299: That's a sponge
Feeling the slight but rhythmic vibration from his wrist, he quickly judged that it was the vibration generated by the linear motor on the left side of the bracelet, so Li Jiaming turned his head to the left, and it didn't take long for a blue figure to appear on the micro projection screen in front of his right eye, just encircling the figure of a man in a black jacket walking towards him.
"Third child, here and here!" As he shouted, the man walking opposite looked at Li Jiaming, and then the man reached out and pulled the woman on his left, and the two walked towards him together.
Shifting his gaze to the woman, he saw that she was wearing a patchwork dress with white on the top and brown on the bottom, short shoulder-length hair, and fluffy and curved bangs at the ends of her hair, which looked very sweet and artistic. As he looked at the micro-projection screen in front of the spectacle lens on the right, the search results of the "Bee Eye" app were displayed: "visual data" of a suspected woman, about 22 years old, about 159 centimeters tall, and about 46 kilograms, and the information was very simple. When Li Jiaming looked at the man, in addition to "suspected male, age about 24 years old" and other "visual inspection" information, he also gave advanced identity information such as "Liu Shumeng, roommate, Lao San, 2010 graduate of the Computer Department of Ludao University, and founder of Shumeng Computer Training Center".
However, this is also normal, "bee eye recognition people" is not omniscient, it is essentially an advanced application of image recognition technology, on the one hand, through face recognition and image measurement to get the other party's age, gender, height, volume and weight (human density 1. 06 grams per cubic centimeter), on the other hand, through the network search, with the help of the fishing net search by image search function to find the other party's public information, such as graduation school, work unit, etc.
Of course, if the other party does not leave public information on the Internet, the fishing net search will be powerless, in order to make up for the shortcomings in this regard, the software also has the function of manually adding "character card", such as the "roommate, the third child" in Liu Shumeng's identity information just now, the data field was manually added by Li Jiaming.
With the continuous increase in the production of the Bee Smart Wearable four-piece set, Brain-Computer Technology also announced the opening of the comprehensive internal testing stage of the Bee Smart Wearable, and all interested Bee employees and media reporters can apply for a special Y code and purchase a set of pioneer preview versions at half price for testing experience. As an important supplier, the employees of Jiajing Precision have also obtained the test qualification, and Li Jiaming has also made a set for him and Tong Li, and wears them every day to swagger through the market.
Thanks to Atletico Madrid's innovative design of dedicated low-power chips, bee wearable devices have at least 48 hours of "ultra-long" use, and provide a series of cool "visual inspection" functions, such as the "bee eye recognition" function that just let him find out the third child Liu Shumeng from a bunch of men for the first time, and the "fire eye identification" function used occasionally when buying things. In addition, it can also estimate basic physical values such as length, speed, weight, etc., judge the male and female breeds of cats, dogs, pet flowers and plants, and visually look at the direction and strength of wifi signals and mobile phone signals, so that there is no need to sway left and right to find signals.
The glasses did not disgrace him today, and his performance was as good as ever, and he recognized the third Li Jiaming at a "glance".
"It seems that this should be a younger brother and sister, the third guy is hiding deep enough!" Li Jiaming sighed in his heart, took two quick steps, hugged Liu Shumeng, who had not seen him for more than half a year, and slapped each other's backs.
After a long time, the two of them ended their full of affection, and after separating each other, Li Jiaming looked Liu Shumeng up and down, reached out and "snatched" the suitcase that Liu Shumeng was carrying and helped him carry it out, and at the same time asked with a smile: "Third child, you are not authentic, you are still hiding it!"
While following the flow of people towards the outside of the station, the smile on Liu Shumeng's face twitched, and he complained silently in his heart: "Wipe it! I knew you were going to say that about me." Lan Lan and I haven't seen each other for several years, right! Actually, it's only been a few days since we established a relationship, right?"
Before Li Jiaming opened his mouth to ask, Liu Shumeng opened his mouth to explain: "I'd better introduce you to each other first! Lan Lan, this is the second brother of our dormitory, Li Jiaming, a native of Zhangzhou, is now staying on Ludao with his little girlfriend to work, and the two of them are engaged in research and development, big scientists!"
"What kind of scientists are we! It's just ordinary scientific research migrant workers and scientific research dogs, we are used to joking when we see laughter and laughter," Li Jiaming laughed and laughed at himself, and the second half of the sentence was said to the woman next to Liu Shumeng.
"Second brother, this is my fiancée Feng Yalan. ”
The words "blind date and forced marriage" suddenly appeared in Li Jiaming's mind, he nodded a little knowingly, turned his head and asked: "The family is urging marriage and forcing blind dates to be very tight? It seems that your kid is lucky! You actually got it done quickly? When are you going to get married?"
"Well, this," Liu Shumeng was a little speechless, paused and then said: "We are only engaged for the time being, and the wedding date has not yet been decided, but it must be before the destruction of the world in 2012." ”
"Cut! The Mayans were all killed by the Spaniards, and the so-called Mayan prophecy was all for the promotion of the "2012" movie, and you believe it!"
"Who knows, according to the plot of the movie, countries are starting to cooperate in building the ark now, maybe someone is really secretly building the ark in a hidden corner of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!"
Li Jiaming hit the nail on the head and pointed out a fact: With China's short-legged performance in the field of large aircraft and aero engines, it is simply impossible to build this so-called refuge ark.
"Hey, hey, hey, you don't slap people in the face, you don't scold people without exposing your shortcomings, are you still not the successor of the socialist doctrine of patriotism and love for the party?" Liu Shumeng scolded with a smile.
Then he pointed to the glasses on Li Jiaming's head and asked, "Second brother, this one you are wearing is the legendary bee glasses, right?"
"It," Li Jiaming's left index finger slightly bent and nodded his glasses a few times: "Of course, its function is very good and powerful, but the 3G traffic is a little ruthless," Li Jiaming commented: "Fortunately, I signed up for the internal testing activities organized by Bee, and there are free traffic packages every week, but I can hold it." ”
"Oh, second brother, you found me at a glance just now, isn't that the credit for it?"
Seeing Liu Shumeng's curious appearance, Li Jiaming took off his eyes and handed them to the other party for careful observation, "It's a credit to it, there is a 'bee eye recognition person' function on the glasses, which can automatically identify the identity of everyone you see." But it wasn't it that was the first to spot you, it was my bee phone. Bee OS's original GSM direct intercom function was strongly requested by the operator to ban, but they also retained the GSM identity recognition function, so that when your mobile phone automatically looks for a communication base station to register with it, my bee mobile phone will also know. Your mobile phone number appears nearby, naturally your person is also coming, and the phone will send me a prompt, and I will know if the bracelet vibrates, sure enough. ”
"The form of our fourth brother is so deep!I remember that the GSM direct connection function was banned in 08 years, and he specially left this function interface two years ago, and he should have planned to do these things at that time!" Liu Shumeng sighed, "Hey, the fourth is really perverted, it's just non-human!"
"Is that the bee's Atletico Madrid?" Feng Yalan, who hadn't spoken much all this time, just listened with a smile and a smile, suddenly asked.
"Well, it's him, now I'm still working under others, or is your old Liu ambitious and the boss of his own company!"
"What kind of boss, just a small training department, and I don't have a father, I just go back to my hometown to recruit a few temporary workers and college students to teach a group of uncles and aunts how to use computers, mobile phones, and the Internet. ”
"That's not bad, it's okay to start your own business and be your own boss," Li Jiaming sighed.
"It's not that the fourth child didn't give you a business loan at the beginning, but you didn't want it. ”
"Isn't this that I didn't think of any good ideas and good plans, I can't really borrow money to speculate in stocks like someone, only to be easily trapped, and finally throw a bunch of junk stocks to the fourth child's venture fund, right?"
"Those people are stupid and cheap enough!" Liu Shumeng also scolded in a low voice.
When graduating in the middle of the year, Atletico Madrid came up with an entrepreneurship fund mainly for relatives and friends to fund everyone to start their own business, and some of their classmates borrowed a sum of money from the venture fund to go to the stock market to buy the bottom in the middle of the year. The money I borrowed at the beginning naturally paid all the tuition, and then returned a bunch of trapped stocks to the start-up fund in accordance with the agreement of the start-up loan, and my ass was twisted and rough.
"Isn't there a saying on the Internet that 'the best way to identify or destroy friendship is to borrow money from friends', and the fourth child is paying out of his own pocket to verify the authenticity of this sentence!"
"If you don't repay the borrowed money, the friendship is over," Liu Shumeng said: "Fortunately, I have already replaced half of the loan, and it is not difficult to borrow again." ”
"Yohe, half of the investment will be recovered in half a year, Boss Liu, are you doing a good business?"
"How can it be so fast? When I started the class, my family also had a house and money, and I just gave priority to paying back the money of the fourth child. Fortunately, Lan Lan also supports me!" Liu Shumeng glanced at his fiancée, because entrepreneurship took up a lot of money in the family, and the plan for the two to buy a wedding house to prepare for the wedding date could only be postponed.
"Yo, how can there be a visual measurement function? It's so powerful?" Liu Shumeng suddenly exclaimed, causing the pedestrians who came and went in the square in front of the station to turn their heads like him.
Liu Shumeng thought that after grinding his lips with a group of uncles and aunts every day, his face had reached the level of thickening and wear-resistant, but he was suddenly watched by dozens or hundreds of people, he still felt that Yali Mountain was big, and he hurriedly took his fiancée's little hand and ran away.
Fortunately, the three of them were not far from the train station just now, and they ran out of the station in a few steps, which made Liu Shumeng and the others a little sideways, Li Jiaming, who was carrying a suitcase in his hand, actually surpassed them easily, and his face was not red or breathless.
"Yo, third brother didn't expect you to keep your body so good now, I have a beer belly," Liu Shumeng said and touched his round general's belly through his clothes.
"It's just standing up, you can try it when you go back, it still has some effect on transplanting a big belly. ”
"Oh, I've seen reports on the Internet that there are no seats in the office area of the Bee Group for everyone to work on their feet, saying that it can improve efficiency and exercise. ”
"In fact, the effect of exercise is very average, standing just to let more fat flow to the buttocks and thighs, and if you don't exercise, you will still fight three scum," Li Jiaming said Li Jiaming walked to a white SUV parked on the sidewalk on the side of the street and stood still, waiting for the car to make a soft sound He handed the suitcase to Liu Shumeng, "You should take this yourself, otherwise it will run around as soon as the car starts." ”
After speaking, he looked back, then reached out and opened the left driver's door and sat in, Liu Shumeng and Feng Yalan also opened the car door and sat in.
After closing the car door and fastening his seat belt, Liu Shumeng asked: "Don't you all say that you are fighting five scum and fighting five scum? Why do you say that you are fighting three scum?"
"Do you know the origin of the five scumbags?" the car drove onto the road, and Li Jiaming asked.
"Where is the origin of the five scumbags?" Liu Shumeng said to himself, he really didn't know this, although he also sprayed people with the five scum on the Internet all day long.
But soon his eyes lit up, and he read: The five scum of war comes from the famous manga "Dragon Ball Z", the villain Razti first came to Earth and saw a farmer blocking the way, and his Saiyan combat power detector showed that the opponent's combat power was only five, so he said "The scum with only five combat power" killed him in seconds. Netizens abbreviated this sentence as 'five scum of war', which means that there is less than one war, less than one consideration, under the level, and no comparison. ”
"Third child, you read so fluently!" Li Jiaming said with a smile: "Since you have seen the encyclopedia entry of the five scum of Zhan, you should know that the five scum of Zhan Wu refers to the combat effectiveness of a strong farmer, and which of us have that kind of body?"
Liu Shumeng was silent, these people are definitely not as good as strong farmers in terms of strength and endurance, after all, they are not diligent.
Naturally, it is stronger than most city people who have not exercised for a long time, and if you admit this, most people's "combat effectiveness" will naturally only be 3.4 points, or even less.
Looking down at his stomach, he was once again depressed by the waist circumference number displayed on the micro-projection screen in front of him, Liu Shumeng turned his head to look at Feng Yalan's chest beside him, and it was more eye-catching to look at his wife's chest!
Not only did he look at his chest openly, but he also lowered his head and whispered in her ear: "Wife, you are 86 now, it's all my credit!"
Feng Yalan skimmed Li Jiaming, who was concentrating on driving in front of her, and then skillfully reached out and flexibly reached into Liu Shumeng's clothes without looking, quickly grabbed a piece of waist meat and began to spin, and then she roared in a low voice: "Stupid! That's a sponge!" Mobile phone users can visit http://m.piaotian.net