"Wife, I'm sorry, I know it's wrong, I shouldn't play with your best friend, it's me who is wrong, you scold me, kick me to death!" Xie Lang lay on the ground, holding Li Jiusheng's jade feet and touching them wildly.

Just like he took advantage of Wang Xian'er.

"You... What are you doing... Whose wife do you call, I'm not. Li Jiusheng was so angry that his delicate body trembled.

There are more and more onlookers around who don't know the truth, and they are all accusing Xie Lang of raising a fairy as his wife, and actually playing with other people's girlfriends?

It's so shameless!!

"Wife, don't want me! Usually you buy me a car and a suit, and I know that even if I'm useless, you don't mean to look down on me in the slightest. Wife, forgive me, if you don't forgive me, I will die here today. ”

After speaking, Xie Lang rolled on the ground again, and there were really tears rolling in his eyes.

Nima ~ This acting, it's a pity not to make a movie.

"Hey, such a beautiful young lady, rich and beautiful, actually likes a sling?"

"Yes, to make such a rich beauty fall in love, I guess this kid must be 18CM. ”

"What does 18CM mean, I'm still young, and the baby can't understand. ”

"I don't understand either. ”

When Li Jiusheng saw the discussion of the onlookers, he was so angry that he jumped like thunder, and said angrily at the moment, "Bastard, you get up for me, don't pretend!"

Looking at the shameless guy and touching his jade feet, Li Jiusheng really couldn't wait to throw a high heel directly on Xie Lang's face.

"Brother Lang...... You...... What are you doing here...... Hurry up......" Liang Mengmeng was also in a hurry, and she couldn't even speak.

"Wife, forgive me, I know you never worship money, what you need is a sense of security, if you want to leave, I don't blame you, but how I hope you can give me a little more time, I will definitely get rid of my bad habits. ”

The more he continued, the more extremely painful the look on Xie Lang's face became, he lay on the ground and pounded the ground with one fist, and said in annoyance, "Forget it... Wife... You'd better go. Let's get a divorce~ It's me who is wrong, I know that I am a wreck, I can only rubbish novels, and I can't even make a dime! ”

"Alas, little brother, look at what you say, you get up quickly, go buy some gifts for your wife, and then coax it. Believe me, there is no obstacle between husband and wife. As he spoke, an old man in his fifties came out of the crowd and patted Xie Lang on the shoulder.

"Yes, hurry up, your wife is willing to marry you, then she must not have disliked you. ”

"Uncle... I don't have any money... I'm almost thirty years old, and I'm still supported by my wife, what's the use of me living?

Well??

Lao Tzu said here that he was thirty years old, and no one had the slightest suspicion???

Nima~~~

Is there any mistake, are you all blind?

MMP, come and say that Lao Tzu is young, and he opposes a wave of wood?

Wipe!!

"Phew, you still sympathize with this guy? Just spend his wife's money, and now he still plays with other people's girlfriends, he is a scumbag!"

"Hmph, this bad old man is very bad, I believe he is a ghost. ”

There was a discussion in the crowd, some said that Xie Lang was a scumbag, and some said that they could cross the same boat for a hundred years, and sleep together for a thousand years, and they would rather demolish ten temples than not destroy a marriage.

"Hurry up, young man, I just have some money, take it and buy some small gifts for your wife. The old man made a generous move, and when he shook his hand, there were several red bills, which shocked the onlookers at the scene and screamed again and again.

"Uncle... Thank you... But I can't ask for your money!"

Xie Lang shouted no, but his right hand was quite honest, and the thief neatly put the stack of money into his trouser pocket, "Uncle... I... I really don't know what to say anymore, I... Thank you... Thank you so much. ”

As he was talking, Xie Lang snatched the previous brick from Liang Mengmeng's hand and said, "Uncle... I had nothing on me, only this brick from my ancestors. When I was a child, my mother told me that this brick can cure rheumatoid arthritis, and now I will give it to your old man, when you are fine, you always use this brick as a pillow, maybe it can cure your cervical spine, and you will live to be 100 years old!"

Xie Lang stuffed the brick into the uncle's arms.

This kid thief is a special pit, it is estimated that if there is a spirit on the ancestor, he will definitely be angry and smoke, and the last time the steel hammer thing was also said to be ancestral, and this time the brick is again.

"It's really good in the eyes of the young man, you can actually see that I have a cervical vertebrae. ”

"Uncle, it's okay, you can sleep on my brick more, and I will keep you for a month to cure your cervical spine. ”

"That's okay, then I'll take your bricks, young man, you must be a good person in the future!" After the old man finished speaking, he couldn't wait to leave with the bricks.

Xie Lang triumphantly lined up the dust on his body, and suddenly snapped his fingers at Liang Mengmeng with his right hand, and after he had made a full swing, he said with a lewd face: "Call it a day!"

At this moment, Liang Mengmeng and Li Jiusheng were instantly stunned!

That look of surprise was like seeing a hell of a life.

This...

Bricks are exchanged for money?

Oh, my God...

Bite!

Then came the system message:

Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for loading a fresh and refined porcelain, with points +10!

Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for unexpectedly receiving the reward of the system, and you have obtained a "Bone Mask".

Bone Mask: After wearing it, it will produce a fantastical metamorphosis, from a cowardly mortal to a superhero, and it will have an even more magical effect when paired with a Nether Locomotive.

Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for raising the level of porcelain by 1 level, currently level 6, and the intelligence routine value: 6.

Then, Xie Lang checked his items and attributes again.

Porcelain Touching System Player Name: Xie Lang

Title: Touch porcelain shrimp

Next title to be opened: Porcelain Star (500 Porcelain Points required)

Player Strength Level: Level 6 (just raised) Double damage!

Intelligence Routine Value: 6

Touch Porcelain Points: 140

Skills: Slash forward, Breath of the Wind, Celestial Tyrant Blast!

System Space Backpack Items: Nether Locomotive, Bone Mask, "Red Bricks".

Well?

And a red slab brick?

Oh yes, this is the first time to complete the quest reward, and I haven't used it yet.

……

After coming back to his senses, Xie Lang left the scene, found a place to eat Malatang, and then cleaned the ash stains on his face with water.

Liang Mengmeng's whole person is full of novelty.

When Malatang first came up, she didn't move her chopsticks, but stared at Xie Lang intently, as if she had discovered a new world, "Brother Lang...... You...... Did you exchange bricks for money?"

"yes, that's still hundreds. Xie Lang pretended to put the money on the table.

"Brother Lang, you are amazing!"

"Hmph, he just did these unconscionable things, and even cheated the old man's money, which is shameless. Li Jiusheng snorted sarcastically.

When Xie Lang heard this, he held chopsticks in one hand, maintained the posture just now, and did not move, his eyes were a little dull looking at the table, as if he was thinking about the other party's words.

After a while, Xie Lang slowly took out a cigarette and lit it, jokingly: "What's the use of being a good person, be a bad person, you see that I am a bad person, how chic I am." ”