056 Airplane Adventures
After getting on the plane, Gu Huo found out that Miqi bought economy class. Although he did not clearly put forward the requirement that it must be first class when he asked her to buy a ticket, this girl was too eye-catching, and actually let such a big star squeeze economy class. - How did she come up with it?
Fortunately, it is not the peak tourist season, and the entire cabin is not full. And most of the passengers are business people in suits and leather shoes, and it is estimated that they don't know any celebrities or celebrities, and even if they do, they probably don't care very much. They stared intently at the laptop on the small table, and they were focused on their work. Even if he really took a second look at the crowd and recognized Gu Huo, he probably wouldn't scream and pounce like a young girl.
Overall, the cabin environment was good enough, but Guho was still dissatisfied. Before he got to his place, he began to complain to Miki in the hallway.
"What is the matter if I didn't give you any money? I finally came out to relax, but I couldn't even sit comfortably. ”
Miki gave him a blank look and answered his complaint with Bill Gates' classic quote: "Is first class faster than economy class?"
Gu Huo cut out: "First class is not faster than economy class, but it is more comfortable than economy class." ”
Anyway, he, a "rising male artist", has always lived a luxurious life, so it's not unusual to pick and choose. Miki was well aware of this man's arrogant and lascivious personality, and had already thought of his reaction. Whatever he said, she stood still. The left ear goes in and the right ear goes out, and if you hear it, you don't hear it.
Who knew that Gu Huo saw that she had been silent, thinking that she was weak-hearted, so he became more and more bold, clamoring for an upgrade.
Miki thought to herself that it didn't matter what happened, and she didn't pay the money anyway. So at Gu Huo's insistence, the two of them finally sat in first class.
This is Miqi's first time in first class. She looked around and realized that first class wasn't really a big deal. It's nothing more than that the seats are a little more comfortable and the venue is a little more spacious. But no matter how comfortable the seats are, you don't have to spend a lifetime on the plane, and you will land in three hours, and no matter how spacious the venue is, it is still public transportation after all, and it is impossible to jump rope and roll, so it is not much fun.
In short, in terms of cost performance, it is still a little higher than economy class.
But Gu Huo is obviously not thinking about the cost performance, he is an authentic hedonist. Mi Qi watched coldly, deeply feeling that this man was a veritable loser. Fortunately, the money is earned by himself, and no matter how he defeats, others can't make irresponsible remarks.
However, she has to admit that first class also has the benefits of first class, one of which is quiet. Once people are in a quiet and peaceful atmosphere, they will become calm and calm when they are infected by their surroundings.
When I was in the economy class just now, there was a lot of noise all around, and Gu Huo also complained to her about this and that. Miqi really couldn't hold back, and reminded him several times to pay attention to protecting his throat.
"You're a singer, a little professional, okay. Originally, you ate by your throat, but I see you turn around and become a broken gong, who else will fan you. ”
Gu Huo was still very unconvinced: "That Lao An is not still a fan?—— and I see that you are also very obsessed with him." ”
Mi Qi was not happy to hear him say this: "Okay, what are you doing slandering other Andrei, and besides, he is not a broken gong." ”
After Gu Huo said Andre's bad words, he was actually a little weak-hearted, although Lao An was as careless as a loose person, he was very righteous to these brothers. So he skipped over the stubble and started to find fault with other things. As if economy class was some heinous place, there was nothing that could get into his eyes and satisfy him.
Now, he put on headphones and an eye patch, and rested peacefully on the seat, not at all like playing a big name just now, and Miqi finally fell into a quiet ear.
Her position was by the window, Gu Hoan slept quietly, she first held her chin and looked at the sky for a while, and gradually felt a little dizzy, so she simply closed her eyes and fell asleep. When I woke up, the flight attendant was handing out lunch.
Gu Huo didn't know when he took off his blindfold, and stared at the flight attendant with bright eyes. Seeing that she was awake, he immediately whispered in her ear.
"The first-class flight attendants are just better looking than the economy class. ”
Miki had just woken up and spoke in a very nasal voice. She rubbed her eyes and said listlessly, "So that's why you want to be upgraded?"
Gu Huo's careful thinking was seen through, but he was not embarrassed, but said very frankly: "One of the reasons. ”
Miqi pretended not to care, but in fact, his eyes drifted to the flight attendant. I don't know if it's because of preconceived notions, but the first class flight attendants do look much more pleasing to the eye. This is not to say how beautiful and moving they are, but their every move is very decent, their smiles are also very generous, and they look very trustworthy, and they are indeed worthy of being upgraded by Gu Huo Xingshi.
She was originally staring at the beautiful young lady of the family, but then her eyes were quickly attracted by a flight attendant brother.
Gu Huo noticed that her focus had shifted, and snorted coldly: "You women, all of you are eating from the bowl and looking at the pot. A popular male idol sits next to you, and you have to go to see a little-known hairy boy instead. ”
Mi Qi thought to himself what he was talking about, he didn't say a word when he watched the flight attendant, how could he be so cynical when it was his turn to be short.
Forget it, don't bother to pay attention to him, just think there is a puppy barking next to him.
Seeing that Miqi didn't speak, Gu Huo also closed his mouth a little stupidly. He followed her and looked at the young man, who had already noticed the scorching sight. He recognized Gu Ho, his girlfriend was a fan of TheLava, and he knew more or less about the three of them.
While he was giving Gu Huo a boxed lunch, he seized the opportunity and said a little nervously: "Hello Mr. Gu, my girlfriend is your fan, can you sign for me?"
When she heard the young man say that she had a girlfriend, Miki immediately became interested. She tilted her head to look at Guho to see how he would react.
Gu Huo has always behaved very decently when he is outside, and after listening to the young man's request, he immediately said "yes". It's just that there were some difficulties next, and the young man also met the star by chance, and he didn't prepare a notebook or poster for signing in advance.
Just when both of them were a little worried, Miki handed the blanket he was wearing to Gu Huo.
"Sign it on the blanket, his girlfriend thinks of you every time she sleeps. ”
Actually, it's a good idea. It's easy for the crew to take home the belongings of the plane, and the blankets are very practical. It's just that Miqi's words made the flight attendant brother feel unspeakably awkward, but when his girlfriend sleeps, he thinks of other men, and everyone is awkward.
Gu Huo looked at the flight attendant's constipated expression and smiled, and signed the name of the group and his own name on the blanket with an oil-based pen, and then handed the blanket to the little brother.
"It's not just your girlfriend, you can think of me when you sleep. ”
The flight attendant's face turned red, he never thought that he would be molested by a man. Stiffly taking the blanket, he smiled dryly, and forgot to say thank you.
As soon as the little brother left, Mi Qi joked: "I don't see it, you are still a master of flirting." ”
Gu Huo raised his eyebrows: "Work needs." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the in-flight radio informed everyone that there was an air flow ahead, and reminded passengers not to move around without permission, fasten their seat belts and sit in their seats.
The airflow on the plane is just like a car meeting a porcelain aunt, although it is not a normal behavior, but everyone has long been accustomed to it. However, this wave of air flow is really incredible, and it makes Miqi feel like driving a go-kart in an amusement park. The air flow continues to invade, but instead of weakening, there is a tendency for one wave to become stronger than the other.
Miki is okay, she is very superstitious about airplane pilots. After all, they are elite talents who are one in a million, and there must be a way to turn the danger into a disaster. But Gu Huoke, who was sitting next to her, had little confidence, he was already pale, he broke out in a cold sweat, and there were at least three ways to die in his mind.
He asked Miqi weakly: "Didn't you play that little escape video when you first got on the plane, did you watch it?"
Mi Qi had already seen that he was scared, and he was about to die of laughter in his heart, and deliberately said: "No, I just listened to you complain over there, how can I have the leisure to watch the video." ”
Gu Huo's face was really dead now, and he said dejectedly: "What to do, I haven't seen it." - Do you know where to put your life jacket?"
Before Miqi could answer, he nervously muttered to himself: "I can't swim when it's over." Japan is surrounded by sea, and if a plane crashes, it will definitely fall into the sea. It's over, I'm dead......"
Miki comforted him: "It's okay, I don't know how to swim." When I was in college, I took a few swimming lessons, but in the end I only learned to float. ”
"It's better to be able to float than not to be able to float at all. You'll still be able to float up on the surface of the sea, and the rescue team will definitely be able to see it at a glance. It's not like me, it's still inside, and I can only feed the sharks. Saying that, Gu Huo's two eyebrows were about to be twisted together, as if he was very remorseful: "It seems that we still have to learn to swim, if we can survive safely this time, we must learn to swim." ”
Mi Qi saw that he was really overly worried, and if he didn't enlighten him, he was afraid that the plane would not crash before he was scared to death.
"Peace of mind, the captain and crew are professionally trained and experienced, and I am confident that they will deliver us safely to our destination. ”
The young man who was about to sign the autograph was on his way, and he happened to walk over to them when she said this. I saw him look at Miqi with a frightened look and said, "But I don't have professional training! I came in through the back door!"
Miki didn't know what to say, and the young man continued to wail: "Did you watch the survival video that you played when you first got on the plane? Do you know where the life jacket is?"
Before he could finish howling, he was dragged away by the flight attendant's sister.
"Shame on you!" reprimanded the young lady.
After such a farce, Gu Huo was already desperate. He simply put up his resistance, closed his eyes and tilted his head and sat back waiting for death to come.