The emperor is far away, and this is just a small remote county town, just when a city manager shouted for Du Luo to pay a fine of 5,000, a very fat man wearing a chef's uniform came out of the back kitchen, carrying a kitchen knife in his hand.

One of the guests at the table in front of the three Dulo greeted the chef, "Second fat, are you coming out to slaughter a fat sheep again?"

The chef, known as the second fat, nodded and smiled at the other party, but when he came to Du Luo's table, he slapped the kitchen knife on the table, and said with a fierce face, "Since you have to go, settle the account first." ”

At this time, the chengguan consciously stood aside and smoked and waited, with a look of banter, it seems that it is not a time to cooperate with this hotel.

Du Luo rolled his eyes and looked at this big fat man with three hundred pounds, "Who said we were leaving, the dishes were not served, and we were not full, so why are you in a hurry?"

"Oh, then you keep eating. ”

After Er Fat finished speaking, he turned around and left, the city manager couldn't stand it anymore, "Er Fat, you are stupid again, I'm here and they have a fart, it's my turn to settle the meal money quickly." ”

After saying this, Er Fat grabbed his head and turned back, picked up the kitchen knife on the table and slapped it again, pretending to be fierce, "Since you have to go, settle the account first." ”

It's this sentence again, but in the eyes of the three of Du Luo, it's not scary at all, but a little funny, this is a retard!

"Giggle, laugh at me......"

Xiao Yun'er smiled and stretched out her hand to cover her little belly, Xiao Wanyue joked, "How much, if you can add the quoted price of one dish at a time, my sister will double it for you." ”

"I don't want to double!" Er Fat waved his hand and pointed to the dishes on the table, "You can give you a ...... A thousand ......"

A thousand is clearly a lie, this is a small county town where the price is not high, even if it is all on the line, two or three hundred yuan is up to the sky.

Xiao Wanyue didn't care about this money, seeing that he was funny and funny, "Is it a thousand yuan, or a ...... A thousand?"

The second half of the sentence deliberately learned the tone of the second fat, with a slight dialect, which made Xiao Yun'er laugh more happily, and the people at the table in front of him also laughed.

"What do you mean?" asked with a fierce look on Erfat's face that disappeared and blinked wide-eyed.

"You pig, she is playing with you, hurry up and ask for money, and if you don't want money, you will cut the man with the back of a knife. ”

Chengguan first cursed and then instigated, Du Luo's eyes flashed fiercely, but he was not very angry when he saw the appearance of the second fat.

The second fat scratched his head and looked at the chengguan very suspiciously, "I'm a pig, don't I let you talk nonsense?"

After speaking, he looked at Xiao Wanyue again, "Sister, hurry up and give me money, otherwise I will starve and not be given food at night." ”

Xiao Wanyue smiled and took the bag, opened it and took out a bundle of brand-new 100 yuan bills that had not been opened, and randomly drew ten pieces and put them on the table.

"For the sake of making me laugh, take it. ”

I didn't care about being blackmailed for eating, it was rare to be happy, happiness was not something that money could buy, but Du Luo whispered to her, "It looks like a pig demon, it seems that this is a fairy restaurant." ”

Xiao Wanyue smiled, turned her head and whispered in his ear, "Is the pig demon a descendant of Zhu Bajie?" ”

The intimate appearance of the two made the chengguan feel that he was being neglected, and at this time, the table in front of him got up and left, only spending a few dozen yuan, and the chengguan stepped closer, and saw that the kitchen knife was still there, so he picked it up and slapped it on the table.

"Since you are so rich, hurry up and pay the fine. ”

Du Luo looked at him with a smile, "Have the demons been reduced to extortion these years, what kind of demon are you?"

The chengguan was still ruthless, and when he heard Du Luo's words, he was stunned, and then showed an even more fierce look, "Who are you?"

Du Luo gave Xiao Wanyue a look, she smiled and took out a document from her bag, and slowly put it on the table, the city manager kept staring, when she saw the three big characters of Jian Tianfu written on the cover of the certificate, her face immediately turned pale, her legs and stomach trembled, and she fell to the ground and wailed.

"Spare ......"

No longer ruthless, the one who knelt was called a clean and neat, an old man behind the counter raised his eyes and looked at it, and shrank in the counter in fright, Du Luo and the three continued to eat and ignored them, Xiao Wanyue shouted in the direction of the back kitchen, "What about the rest of the dishes, hurry up." ”

The money was given, although it was a black shop, the taste of the food was really good, and with Xiao Wanyue's urging, the second fat inside responded and began to get busy again.

It didn't take long for another spicy chicken to come out, and the little girl who served the dish saw that the posture was wrong and shrank back, but the second fat came out again, and saw the chengguan kneeling there tremblingly, and asked naively, "Yang Er, why are you kneeling there?"

After saying that, he turned around and left, Du Luo smiled, "It turned out to be a sheep demon." ”

shouted at Er Fat again, "Er Fat, do you have fried lamb loin, charcoal lamb whip?"

Erfat stopped and shook his head, "There are only dishes on the menu, and I haven't learned the rest." ”

"Cumin mutton should always be a regular dish in restaurants, right?" Xiao Wanyue pursed her lips again and joked with a smile.

Erfat responded humbly again, "We don't eat pork and mutton." ”

Xiao Wanyue pointed to the chengguan who was kneeling on the ground with her hand, "Isn't this just a sheep, it's okay to slaughter and roast the whole sheep now." ”

The chengguan was about to be scared to death when Du Luo said that he was stir-fried lamb kidneys and charcoal-roasted lamb whips, and when he saw Xiao Wanyue's finger that she wanted to eat roasted whole sheep, she was even more frightened, and she quickly wailed.

"Don't eat me, I'm half demon, half human blood. ”

Du Luo lowered his mouth, in his cognition, most of the herbivores still maintain a timid character, and now he understands, this sheep demon is a foreign truck driver who is blackmailed by the city management is the courage given by the other half of the human blood, to put it bluntly, the most terrifying thing is people!

"He doesn't have any meat, it's not delicious. The second fat shook his head and walked into the back kitchen, unaware of the crisis in front of him.

At this time, the guy who was watching the car outside spared the nail board under the wheel of the car to prevent the car from being forcibly driven away, and ran to the pedal outside the front cab to look inside, and when he saw the thing in the back seat, his face changed, and he ran to the hotel in a panic.

"Sheep two, they ...... They have guns in their cars!"

He just saw the shotgun seized in the car last night, ran into the hotel and saw Yang Er kneeling on the ground shivering, wet under his legs, he was a little confused.

"Guns, is this the thing?"

Xiao Wanyue laughed jokingly, and took out the captured pistol from her bag, the body of the gun was a little rough, and it looked homemade, but it did not hinder the bullet.

The new guy simply raised his hands and knelt down, crying and moving his knees to Yang Er's side, Xiao Wanyue asked jokingly, "What kind of demon are you?"

This thing showed a very innocent expression, "Beauty, I don't know what you're talking about?"

"Bang!"

Xiao Wanyue shot without hesitation, not hitting anyone, but hitting the wall with a shot, and the thing swallowed and quickly replied, "I am a half-sheep demon, and I am a brother with Yang Er, called Yang Da." ”

"Giggles, do you know Xiong Da Xiong Er?"

Xiao Yun'er asked with a smile, took out her mobile phone and called Tian Meiru, telling her to find a nest of extortion monsters, and asking her to notify the local prison Tianfu branch to send someone over.

The brothers who were kneeling there shook their heads blankly, and lowered their heads together, the only waitress ran out of the back kitchen and wanted to run, but saw Xiao Wanyue pointing a gun at herself, so she had to obediently walk up and kneel, Xiao Wanyue also got up and dragged out the old man who was hiding behind the counter.

"I confess, I am the father of the three of them, but this is not my idea, it is all my wife's greed, and it is her bad idea......"

The old man trembled and spoke, well, it's really a nest, except for the cook, they are all a family, this old man has a goatee, and he is so scared that he is about to appear, and what makes people laugh and cry is that the person who came up with a bad idea to blackmail the truck driver turned out to be his human wife!

This mountainous area is vast and sparsely populated, and there are no people in the county who supervise Tianfu, and they hurried from the nearest city after receiving the notice, and they are all very worried, and they are half-demon in their own jurisdiction and infiltrate government departments and extort money, and they have not found out.

When they arrived, the family of four was still kneeling on the ground, and the second fat was still stir-frying, and when one was fried, he personally brought one, and he didn't care about anything but cooking.

The wolf-like members of the Prison Heaven Mansion entered in full armor, and the family of four was frightened, and the local police also went to arrest the old woman who instigated her family to blackmail the drivers of passing trucks. They were dragged out in handcuffs, and Duro stopped him when someone held a gun to the second fat head and tried to handcuff him.

"Leave him and I'll deal with it myself. ”

"Yes!"

The members of the Prison Tianfu shouted and walked out, and only the second fat man who was standing there stupidly was left in the hotel, and he watched in a daze as the boss's family was escorted into the car and taken away, stretching out his hand and scratching his head to figure out what was going on.