It can be said that this question is already crazy to the extreme, and the person who is scurrying to let Zhou Jiu solve this problem is probably also very unconscionable, and he said that he was favored by the lord!

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, thinking that he was very calm and safe now, completely looking calm and breezy.

However, in fact, his current state made everyone at the table stare at him, and the children didn't even blink their eyes.

Qi Xiao: "This is the first time I've seen a bird with fried feathers like this, it looks bigger than usual, and after the feathers explode, it will become fluffy like this? ”

Old Man Qi took the opportunity to popularize science: "Small animals all have this nature, and when they encounter a threat, they are easy to blow up their hair, and this kind of fried hair is actually to deter those creatures that are hostile to them." ”

"Like a cobra, when it encounters a threat, it will flatten and widen its head, revealing the spectacle lines on its body. The red panda will stand up and raise its paws, looking like it is surrendering to someone, but in fact, it is to expand the area of its own body, so that the other party will feel that it is relatively large and difficult to bully. ”

On the one hand, Zhou Jiu, who still wants to maintain his majestic and tall image: ......

Although he couldn't see what he was like now, he had also seen the red panda's fried hair.

That kind of fried state is not so much scaring the enemy to death, but trying to kill the enemy.

Raise your hand and surrender every minute, think you are super fierce to do deterrent things, sell cute or something, the little animals of the panda family are like this!

Qi Xiao: "But starling, it's only so big, even if it's fried, how big can it be?"

Zhou Jiu decisively retorted: "I didn't blow up my hair." ”

But no one paid any attention to him.

Old Man Qi continued to explain: "Although it is not actually much bigger, it will always play a comforting role in its heart. ”

Zhou Jiu found that he had already said that he didn't blow up his hair anymore, and these people were still discussing the question of whether to blow up his hair or not.

So the already unhappy mood in my heart added to the irritability: "I said I didn't blow up my hair!"

Qi Xiao and Old Man Qi glanced at each other.

Qi Xiao poked Old Man Qi, thinking that he was very quiet: "Don't say it anymore, I feel that this starling is even more angry now, what if it explodes even more violently by then, and the hair can't be retracted?" I'm afraid that I won't be able to help laughing out loud when the time comes." ”

Old Man Qi: "Then you don't have to worry about it not being able to take it back, but don't laugh at it, it's true, be careful that it will settle accounts with you later." ”

Qi Xiao and Old Man Qi nodded in unison, and then looked at Zhou Jiu on the other side in unison: "Yes, you didn't blow up your hair." ”

Week 9: ......

Zhou Jiu was so angry that he crossed his waist: "Are you making me blind or am I deaf?"

Qi Wanguan snorted and laughed, and because of her laughter, the people at the table actually laughed one after another.

Obviously, they were already so angry that they exploded, and as a result, they had to be surrounded by everyone and laughed at together, I didn't know how to describe it, and it seemed that I had to run away from home to be able to repay them for this kind of treatment.

In this New Year's Day, Zhou Jiu has not been so ignorant, so he ran over and lifted the table or something.

Although he was already very angry, he just flapped his wings, ran to the TV cabinet, kicked the drawer open, took out the food inside, and then turned around to get the rat food, and flew out directly from the window, ignoring the opinions of the people behind him.

They have all been ridiculed like this, even if they suspect it, they don't care about it at all, okay?

Zhou Jiu, who rushed back to the grove and distributed all the food evenly to these fews, ate the bird food indignantly, and always couldn't swallow the fire in his heart.

But then I thought about it, in fact, they didn't mean to target him, they were just deliberately targeting his pet identity.

After all, when the head of the family gets together, they will joke about the pets in the house from time to time.

Sometimes they are annoyed, and they will laugh on the other side, without caring about the pet's mood at all.

Zhou Jiu had done this kind of thing before, such as feeding the dog with dog food, feeding it to its mouth, and suddenly taking it back.

Or take the dried fish to feed the cat, and after feeding, suddenly turn your hand around, and feed it to your own mouth.

However, under normal circumstances, Zhou Jiu still does more in the former and less in the latter.

After all, if he treats the dog like this, the dog may be very aggrieved, but he will never grin at him, but will look at him with watery eyes, and see that he is particularly unbearable, so he will give it food.

And if he uses this method to play a cat master again and again, he is afraid that while feeding the small dried fish to his mouth, the cat master's slap will also be thrown in his face.

Dare to be a slave!

Zhou Jiu, who was hurt, was not a Stockholm, so naturally he would not run up to find abuse, so under normal circumstances, he was still more inclined to bully his own dogs.

Thinking of this, Zhou Jiu suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

Sure enough, as the old saying goes, horses are good at being ridden, and people are good at being bullied.

The same is bullying a small pet, when he bullies a cat, he has to have more scruples than when he bullies a dog, in the final analysis, he wants to find the reason, in fact, isn't this because the cat knows how to resist?

Since Zhou Jiu went home during this time, he thought that he had already gone out for a trip, and coming back was already a reunion after a long absence.

In addition, it is almost the New Year, and I don't want to make an unpleasant mess at home, so I have restrained a lot, and I haven't done anything at home for a long time.

Is it because he hasn't done anything for a long time, so he spoils the people in the family, causing them to be very bold now, and everyone dares to come forward to tease the tiger's whiskers?

Speaking of which, when I was in the Xianyuan community before, because I had just found out that I had inexplicably reborn as a bird, my temper was particularly bad.

So when he started to do things, he was particularly unscrupulous, which can be regarded as punching the nursing home and kicking the kindergarten, which is especially worthy of being killed on the spot.

But at that time, everyone didn't dare to provoke and discipline him.

Even sometimes after he and Qi Guanguan quarreled, he directly turned on the air conditioner to 16 degrees, although Qi Guanguan argued with him, she didn't dare to be really ruthless.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, raised his head from the bird food bag on the ground, swallowed the contents in his mouth, and then began to think seriously about a serious question.

For example......

Why don't you do something?