029 Idol Love Theory

Gu Huo looked at her smug expression and thought to himself that this was not something to be proud of.

I agree. He said slowly, "It's true that no one else will be chased by fans at the signing and lose their slippers." ”

Miki said unconcernedly, "It was just a cute episode in my long life." ”

Gu Huo hurt her: "Your open-minded attitude to life is really worth learning from everyone." ”

Miki made a stop gesture, "Don't, I'm afraid I'm going to swell." ”

"Don't worry. Gu Huo smiled wickedly, "Because you're now so inflated that you can't swell anymore." ”

Mi Qi stared at Gu Huo expressionlessly, "Aren't you talking about work, why did you suddenly attack me in your life." ”

Guho self-reflection, "...... I can't control myself. ”

Thinking of him as a talented (self-thought) but low-key and humble person, in the face of a useless but confident person, of course, I can't get used to it. But no matter how unaccustomed they are, now the two of them are grasshoppers tied to a rope.

Guholly tempted her, "Do a good job, and you will be rewarded for doing a good job." ”

Miqi's eyes lit up, and he almost saw the scene of the soft girl coins scrambling to drill into his wallet. She nodded violently and spoke loudly.

"You can rest assured that I will never fail to live up to the trust of the organization. ”

Gu Huo was still suspicious of her, but fortunately, Miqi's enthusiasm for work was still very high, so he was finally relieved.

Miqi went to Taobao to buy a vest again, and it was the same store last time. She has always shoped on Taobao by herself, and if she needs someone to chat with the store for a few cents of business, it is really immoral.

After placing an order, a notification message pops up.

"It's you again. ”

Miki saw that it was the store that sold vests.

Faced with this message of unknown significance, Miqi hesitated to reply. In the end, she thought forget it, more is better than less.

Although she didn't reply, it didn't affect the store's enthusiasm to chat with her.

"Didn't you have your vest picked up last time, I'm not afraid of being picked up again this time. ”

Miki understood.

"Yo, what a coincidence, you're surfing the Internet too. ”

"yes, I'm still a fan of the big volcano. ”

Miki looked at the screen and laughed, she didn't expect the world to be so small.

"Since everyone is a mountain, I won't charge you money next time you buy a vest. ”

"There shouldn't be a next time. ”

Miki replied. I thought it was just a two-and-a-half-tame broken vest, but I could give you to, and those who didn't know thought you were selling mink vests.

After getting the vest, Miki racked her brains and thought about it for three days and three nights, and finally came up with a nickname.

When Gu Huo knew his nickname, he was a little surprised, but he felt that it was expected.

"It's not the Tricky Boy's Confusion. ”

This routine...... , really familiar recipe familiar taste.

Miki explains his business philosophy to Guhuo.

It's like this, "You don't have a brain and can't speak, and your thoughts have no depth, so forget the route of literary and artistic youth." And if you accidentally say the wrong sentence one day, such as the Nobel Prize in Mathematics or the Academy Award, you don't have to think about it, it will definitely become a group ridicule. It's not that you don't know how glassy you are, I'm afraid that once the netizens who scold you exceed double digits, you will have to find death and jump the Huangpu River. ”

said that her brain was open, "Just like Yiping in the deep rain and love." ”

Gu Huo is inexplicably angry, and the reason is this reason, but once it comes out of her mouth, why is it so ugly.

"Just tell me what route I'm going to take, don't hurt me by turning around there, and beware of me beating you. ”

Miki then said, "Of course, the Creator is fair. God did not give you a wise mind, but He gave you an appearance that was enough to captivate all beings. ”

“…… Although I know you're praising me, why do I want to vomit so much. ”

Miki raised her eyelids, "I'm going to vomit in the bathroom." ”

Gu Huo made a weak gesture, "Go on." ”

“…… In short, I have already calculated your Weibo content for you. 70% of photos + 9% of emoticons + 1% of text. Most of the photos are selfies, that is, the face and body. In case the audience gets tired of watching, food and scenery photos can be appropriately interspersed. ”

Gu Huo digested it for a while.

“…… To put it bluntly, you're telling me to betray my hue. ”

Miqi corrected, "It's to use superior external conditions to fascinate sentient beings. ”

"Everything else is easy to say, but will there be too little text?—— what if netizens misunderstand that I am illiterate. ”

Anyone like Miki who has experienced strong winds and waves is going to be stumped by this question.

"It's 2018, a new society, and the nine-year compulsory education system has been implemented for as many years. ”

Gu Huo nodded, and the question was turned over.

"But I still have questions. ”

He turned on the calculator that came with his phone and muttered words to his mouth.

"70 + 9 + 1 is equal to 80. What about the remaining 20%, has it been eaten by dogs?"

"Che, do you think I'm going to make this kind of first-grade mistake?" Miki dismissed, "The remaining 20% is completely up to you." ”

Gu Huo was obviously satisfied, "There is no subject matter limit?"

"No, no, no. But if you have to show your crazy love for the Rainbow Girls group on Weibo, I'm afraid it's not appropriate. ”

"You're stupid for me?"

"It's not that smart anyway. Mi Qi's tone was cold, "Otherwise, how could Cheng Xiaoxiao know about the concert of the Rainbow Girls group?"

"You still have a face. Gu Huo suddenly became angry, "It's not all because of your secrets. ”

"Huh?" Miki realized that he still had this misunderstanding about her. "It's really funny, why should I go to the informant, Cheng Xiaoxiao gave me money or what. ”

"Didn't she give you the money?"

"I tell you that you don't slander me there. Miki warned him.

"Not you?"

"Not me. Miki denied it very simply.

"Who could that be?" Gujo pondered.

"It doesn't matter who he is. Mi Qi said meaningfully, "If you don't want people to know what to do unless you do it, instead of trying to guess who the whistleblower is here, you should start to correct your words and deeds today, eliminate the problem from the source, and let those whistleblowers have no secrets to tell." ”

"I don't like to hear that. Guho was not convinced. "What does it mean to correct my words and deeds, as if I have done something illegal and criminal. I'm just a fan of a girl group, why, male artists are not people, and male artists can't like female idols?"

"Hello, it's still going on. Mi Qi counted him, "Who doesn't allow you to fan the girl group, who doesn't allow you to like your female idol." Look at the people who wronged you, people who don't know still think that our FSTAR is a black-hearted sweatshop, and its artists are not allowed to fall in love. I'm telling you, don't really complain here, the company has never stipulated that you should cultivate the Sunflower Treasure Book. If you like it, go to confession, and if you confess successfully, you will fall in love, and then get on the bus to get pregnant and get married to your child's mother in August. ”

Gu Huo was almost angry with her, "I still did this, the company really won't do anything to me, but fans may blow up my house." ”

"If you know that's the case, you're still whining there. Miki said coldly, "Every line has its own difficulties, and since you have entered this industry, you have to abide by the rules of this industry." And I'll tell you that you don't have to be satisfied, now the fans are very open-minded, as long as you don't get along with a woman like Changtoubao, most fans will still bless you. ”

Gu Huo breathed a sigh of relief, "Don't worry, Mi Bao is absolutely impossible." ”

Mi Qi was originally looking at the one-man tall monstera, but when he heard this, he suddenly turned his head like an alert cat and stared at Gu Huo with a strange expression. The atmosphere was very strange, and Gu Huo was uncomfortable with her dark eyes.

Miki doesn't have big watery eyes, but her eyes are black and white, and she is very penetrating when she looks at people.

Gu Huo felt two hot rays scan his whole body, and now all the secrets could not be hidden.

He looked away in embarrassment, avoiding eye contact with Miki.

"Mi Po is impossible,—— so who is possible?" Miki questioned him.

Gu Huo's expression was flustered: "No one is possible." I'm a single person now, I don't believe you to ask Cheng Xiaoxiao. ”

Miki is not an ordinary character who can be dismissed in a few words, she narrowed her eyes and asked, "Do you have someone you like?"

Gu Huo smiled dryly, got up and tried to escape.

"Let me guess who you like?" Miki's voice sounded like a demon, "Who is it from the Rainbow Girls?" Her eyes rolled, and Gu Huo's cold sweat was about to fall.

"It's Su Xueren, right. ”

This time, Gu Huo was really in a cold sweat, he was almost frightened by this girl's keen intuition.

He stammered and said, don't think nonsense all day long, I don't like anyone. ”

Before he could finish speaking, he fled.

Mi Qi looked at his flustered back and sneered, from An Ning to Su Xueren, it was really the one with white skin and beautiful long legs.

Like An Ning, she can still understand, although An Ning is a wooden beauty, she is a little stupid, but she doesn't have a bad heart to hurt people. But Su Xueren is different, it is obviously a bewitching slut who is different from the outside.

Although this was very rude to Su Xueren of the Rainbow Girls Group, even if Su Xueren himself stood in front of her, Miqi would not retract this sentence. Su Xueren is the kind of woman who will never have a girl's relationship, and she seems to be the kind of eldest sister who will form gangs and bully people when she was a student.

That sentence is well said, only the girl can tell at a glance who Bichi is.

But men's aesthetics are different from women's, and if you tell them which woman looks vicious, they will only say in that mocking tone, you are jealous that so many men like it.

Who cares who you like and who you don't like, if you like a pig, then I have to be jealous of the pig? I fantasize that I am the emperor in the Qing court drama all day long, and the three thousand beauties in the harem are busy competing for favor and flattery. This kind of self-feeling and superiority speech is really very disgusting.

I never thought that the male idol I like is so tasteless, is it too late for pink to turn black now?

But the problem now is that she's just a fan, or is she an assistant to this person. Don't let her bow and die as hard as she can, exhaust the power of the wilderness to make people popular, and people turn their heads and fall in love with Su Xueren sweetly. When that time comes, she's afraid she'll have to die of anger.

The more Miki thought about it, the more she felt like a fire, and she rushed to the break room like a cannonball, only to find it empty. Then she rushed to the singing room, Gu Huo was playing with her mobile phone at first, and when she saw her coming, she hurriedly sang in a fake way.

Miki glared at him fiercely, and said cruel words with his hands on his hips.

"If you dare to fall in love with that Su Xueren of the Rainbow Girl Group, I will definitely turn black in a second and turn you black on the Bean Sprouts Forum!"