When the darkness receded like a tide, Yang Ming gradually woke up from his slumber. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In Yang Ming's ears, at this time, the sound of the system kept echoing.

"The anti-virus function is activated and the host is being eliminated from the body. ”

"Exclusion progress 20%...... 100%, excluded. ”

Yang Ming touched his head, which was still a little dizzy, and the memories before falling asleep suddenly came back.

Yang Ming was taken aback: "What about that thief!"

Ignoring the weakness of his body, Yang Ming suddenly turned up, but saw a short figure lying in front of him, and the fat man had been guarding him like a door god.

At this time, the blood flowing from the thief's body had solidified and darkened, indicating that a long time had passed.

Yang Ming didn't dare to be careless, and ordered the fat man to go over and check on the other party.

After all, what happened today seems a little too weird, and it's always good to be careful.

The chubby puppet faithfully listened to the order and turned the thief's body over, revealing his body.

But when he saw the appearance of the thief, Yang Ming's scalp suddenly went numb, and his whole stomach was twitching.

It's just that the picture he saw was disgusting!

The thief's face alone was like a honeycomb revealing countless small black holes, from which small insects as thick as grains of rice could be seen wriggling.

Not to mention a person with dense phobia, even Yang Ming, a normal person, couldn't look past it, and retched directly.

Yang Ming had no choice but to turn to the system for help: "System, what do you think of this corpse?"

"Unknown organisms containing trace amounts of chakra were detected, and the system could be used for research on their behalf. ”

The system said seriously and seriously.

"Then hurry up!"

Yang Ming really didn't want to see this corpse for a moment!

As soon as the words came, a beam of light shot out from Yang Ming's body and shone on the corpse.

As if by magic, the entire corpse and the insects inside disappeared as if the world had evaporated, and even the dried blood on the ground disappeared as if they had not existed.

"Host, the materials you provided are very valuable for research, and I will send you Lao Gan Ma hot sauce, please check it in the shop. ”

The system said seriously and seriously.

"Old godmother?" Yang Ming's thoughtful look flashed in his eyes, and he said, "System, what's going on?"

"The host level has been detected to be too low, and I have no right to know it for the time being. ”

The system said seriously and seriously.

The corners of Yang Ming's mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "Then you have to introduce this old godmother hot sauce, right?"

"Lao Gan Ma hot sauce, has been carefully brewed with traditional technology, with elegant and delicate, spicy outstanding, long aftertaste and other characteristics, is a must-have at home, a good gift for relatives and friends. ”

The system said seriously and seriously.

After listening to the system's explanation, Yang Ming felt a little greedy.

Moreover, Yang Ming was very curious about whether this old godmother's hot sauce was similar to the brand on the earth in his previous life.

Or is it simply the same product?

If this is the case, then, what kind of connection will the system have with the earth, and will it be the reason why Yang Ming traveled to the Hokage world?

With all kinds of thoughts, Yang Ming didn't want to stay at home for a moment, so he hurriedly ate and rushed to the shop.

At this time, it was already the second day, and the sky was bright.

Today was an important day for the ninja school to assign classes, and Naruto went away full of joy, but he came out in a low mood.

Naruto walked down the street, his hands in his trouser pockets, his little head lowered, and his face almost wrote "I'm upset", and the whole person exuded the air of being unapproachable.

"Cut, what's so great about that Sasuke, isn't it just that people look more dragged!"

"Why does Sakura always look at that little white face, but she refuses to look at me a few more times, it's really nerve-wracking!"

"And, the damn thing is that Sasuke's bastard actually took away my first kiss, I, Naruto Uzumaki, will never let you go, I'll wait and see!"

Naruto felt a rush of anger in his heart at the thought of what had happened this morning.

Especially, he was actually assigned to a class with Sasuke's annoying guy!

It's a nightmare!

"In that case, why don't you go and ask my eldest brother to see what he can do to help me?"

Suddenly, such a thought flashed through Naruto's mind.

Do what you think!

Naruto has always been resolute, and he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, so he quickly turned around and rushed all the way to Yang Ming's shop.

Not long after Yang Ming opened the shop, he saw Naruto coming in the dust, the sweat on his face sticking to the dust, looking a little embarrassed.

Yang Ming said strangely, "Naruto, are you here for dinner today?"

The corners of Naruto's mouth twitched, and he shook his head vigorously like a wave, "No!"

"Big brother, I want to ask you a question!"

"Please teach me how to pick up girls!

Hearing Naruto's words, Yang Ming was instantly stunned.

Nima! I don't have a girlfriend, how can I teach you to pick up girls!

Naruto looked at Yang Ming's silent appearance, and his heart was beating, afraid that Yang Ming would not teach him, and he suddenly became anxious.

So, Naruto looked at Yang Ming with watery eyes, folded his hands in front of his chest, and said in a sincere tone, "Big brother, please!"

And at this time, the system was unwilling to be lonely and jumped out.

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the Hidden Mission: Little Brother's Request. “

"Mission Description: As the eldest brother, you should be like the eldest brother, how can you ignore the younger brother? “

"Reward: How to make meat buns. “

Well, since the system has been tasked with, Yang Ming has no reason to refuse!

However, then again, how to pick up girls, this is a problem.

Well, this is a question that has plagued single dogs for countless years.

Yang Ming only felt that one head was two big, and countless thoughts flew through his mind, turning over all the films, television, animations, and so on he had watched in the past.

Finally, he found a solution that was not the solution.

Yang Ming gently patted Naruto's shoulder, with a confident expression on his face, and said, "You bring the girl you like over and invite her to a cup of ice cream, and she will fall in love with you." “

"Big brother, you're not joking, are you?"

Naruto obviously didn't believe it, and almost wrote "Don't bully me for reading less" on his face.

"When did Big Brother lie to you?" Yang Ming patted Naruto on the shoulder again, looking like Big Brother was absolutely right.

It's just that Yang Ming complained in his heart: "In the past, I just didn't have a chance to fool you!"

Sure enough, where would the young Naruto know that there were many people in the city who could play, and he was quickly deceived by Yang Ming's confident expression.

After that, Yang Ming whispered a few more words in his ear, and suddenly, Naruto was as excited as a civilian meeting the Hokage, and ran to ask Sakura to go.

Looking at Naruto's back, Yang Ming could only sigh: "Little children are easy to deceive." “