Today I skipped school.

Well, it doesn't seem like a good thing in general, but it doesn't have to be.

The fundamental reason for skipping school is that I have a disagreement with my mother about my future arrangements, and I want to get by with this life. But Mom and Dad still want me to get ahead.

The head of a ghost is about the same.

We have forgotten how this negative attitude towards life came about, but now that it has been formed, we are too lazy to change it.

How to say, a waste residue like ours who takes eating and waiting for death as a lifelong goal may indeed be a waste of resources, but eating and waiting for death is also a life goal, isn't it?

As Garfield once said, "A spherical shape is also a figure." ”

I think so.

I quarreled with my mother early in the morning, went out with my bag, and thought to myself: Lao Tzu will not go to school today. Wearing an airtight T-shirt and polyester trousers made of recycled fabric from the garbage dump, if you look at it with a panel, it will show the novice equipment of "A High School Summer Student School Uniform Set" running from the mountain to the bottom of the mountain, running from the bottom of the mountain to the mountain, standing at the station, looking confused, I guess that if I hung a sign around my neck at that time, I would have a kind grandmother to take me away.

Why are you confused, because ah, I stood at the stop sign, counted them one by one, and found that there was no reason for me to get off the train.

After a long turn, I finally found that the only place that could accommodate my people was the home from which I escaped.

The world is so big, there is not even a place where we can put it.

Phew, Zuo Mohui, when did you become so literary, disgusting.

And ah, I'm really smart today. I wanted to sneak back quietly while my parents were out to work, so I crept upstairs, first put my ear to the door, but heard the sound of the TV from the two houses next door, the sound of quarrels, and the cry of children from the wall.

Tsk, it's all a lie on TV, and it's a pit for Lao Tzu.

By the way, there is no movement in the house.

I was overjoyed, and carefully inserted the key into the door lock one by one, and found that there was still no movement in the room. Then carefully twist the "click" clockwise slowly

Uh-huh! Locked door!

Although it is basically certain that my parents have gone out, Comrade Zuo Mohui, as a model of caution, is still slowly writhing "click"

Yo system! The second layer of locks!

Then there is the third floor, and the door opens. 3rd floor, 3rd floor

I used all my strength, and the chain head began to make a dangerous sound of "squeak, squeak", but the door just wouldn't open.

I was furious, and then pulled out the key and glared at the lock of my door.

Wait, how did I just twist it? It's clockwise, right?

Rub clockwise is the anti-lock!!!

At that time, I felt that my heart was hit by something, and I quickly ran upstairs with the key, and the good physique brought by the three years of martial arts training played a role at this moment. I ran up almost four steps of the stairs, and only then did I gasp for breath when I reached a place where I could never see from my house.

Well, after a long time of no movement, I relented. As a result, when I was standing at the door and wanted to secretly unlock the lock, I heard the sound of the lock being twisted.

By the way, you can't unlock it in the house.

At that time, my head was blurry, and I unlocked the lock in a daze, and as soon as I entered the door, I saw my mother with a hesitant look.

Of course, I don't have a good face.

It's not that I don't feel the love of my parents, but since then, I know that in the repeated struggles with my parents, my feelings for my parents will become weaker and weaker, and finally I don't care at all.

Actually, I hate myself a lot, but I'm not dead yet, so let's be like that.

Then I quarreled with my mother again at home, ran downstairs with my shoes, and waited until there was no movement behind me to slowly put on my shoes.

Looking at the familiar scene around me, I was in a trance again.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

Fortunately, I threw the bag at home, otherwise it would have killed me.

Wandering aimlessly on the streets, walking and walking is so boring, if only I had a pet.

Suddenly I remembered that there were some trees next to the building, so I walked back to catch a caterpillar.

Really, it was clear that there were one caterpillar in the past, but now it would be nice to have one on five or six trees.

"Yo, I'm lucky to be able to catch one so quickly. ”

Under the sunlight, a dark blue caterpillar lay lazily on the outstretched branch and did not move, as if enjoying the warmth of the sun. Even if I stretched out my hand and pinched it, I didn't resist, I was stupid.

If you put it in the palm of your hand, you won't climb it, just like lying on a branch, but this doesn't affect what we talk to it.

"Hey, you look stupid, just lying there, not afraid of being caught by birds. Seeing that you are hairy, I will call you Xiaomao. ”

The hairs on the body of these caterpillars, which we call "locomotives", are soft, and like their general nature, they are docile and honest. Unlike the other caterpillar that has red and yellow spots, but is called "traffic light" for rhyme, the hair on its body is hard, and if you are not careful, it will get into the flesh.

Well, under normal circumstances, this caterpillar will be plucked out of all its hair by us to vent its anger.

But the worm named "Xiaomao" by our people was too lazy, and it didn't move at all, and it didn't move when it heard me talking.

"Be thankful to Dade, little hair. Now I'm not the insect killer I used to be, come with me for a walk, and I'll let you go back in a while. ”

When I was in elementary school, I was really an absolute insect killer, although it looked white and chubby and cute, but no matter how strange the insects, except for spiders and flies, the former was afraid of the latter and the latter hated, and all of them could be dismembered without changing their faces. The aura is extremely powerful, and the little girl is afraid of everyone who sees it, and scares away countless bear children (women) who try to pinch Lao Tzu's face.

Now it seems that those lives that were killed for fun were really sorry for them. I'm so sorry for the bugs who died at my hands.

"Ahem, Xiaomao, how nice do you think it would be if I were a worm? ”

Xiao Mao was still lying on my hands stupidly, and his soft body was motionless.

"Coach, I'm not a human being!"

Whispering to my one-time wish, we sighed helplessly.

"I don't want to be a person, I really don't want to be a person, where do insects come from so much trouble. Well, although it is possible to be played to death by a bear child, then be a snake, it is good to be a snake, and generally do not dare to provoke what if you are caught selling in a pharmacy? Coach, ask for a crossing!"

Perhaps alarmed by my great desire to be a worm, Xiao Mao finally began to move slowly, and the wriggling was also slow, like a happy old man walking in the afternoon.

"Forget it, I can't deprive you of the right to live if I don't live as well as I want, don't you? Thank you for walking with me for so long. I'll send you back. ”

Feeling the itchy feeling coming from the palm of my hand, my mood was inexplicably better. He smiled, turned back, and walked towards the tree where Xiao Mao had been found.

"If you don't put you back on that conspicuous branch, what if you get caught? Fortunately, the first person you met was me, live well, Xiaomao. ”

With his left hand, he lifted the branch and brought the small hair on his right hand to the branch, and it was clear that there were delicious leaves in front of him, but the dark blue caterpillar, which was very slow to do anything, did not move, as if waiting for us to put it back.

"Ahem, I've lost to you, it's easy for a guy like you to be eliminated by nature. ”

I carefully placed the lazy guy on the leaf, and looked at the stupid way it held the leaf, and I smiled and waved at it.

"Goodbye, little hair, I'm going to grow into a butterfly. Although you will look like a big fluttering moth in the future, you have to work hard!"

With a sigh and a bit of a lost mood, I returned to my boring idling state.

As a result, when I turned around, I found that on the small tree that was different from the previous shrub, a slightly smaller locomotive was crawling under the tree in a hurry, much more energetic than the lazy Xiaomao.

"Well, seeing that you are running so fast, it must be that the leaves of this tree are not appetizing? ”

Stretched out his hand and pinched it, and it writhed with great vigor, trying in vain to get rid of the clutches of my people.

"Hey, the pattern on your body is thicker than Xiao Mao's. In that case, let's call you Ermao. ”

The worm named Ermao climbed quickly in my hands, and in a short time it climbed onto the forearm.

"Tsk, the bear child is dead. Forget it, I won't pinch you to death. ”

The over-energetic caterpillar was plucked from the lower arm and carefully placed beside Xiao Mao, but the second hair kept writhing because it was too energetic and fell off the branch.

"Stupid. I've never seen such two bugs. ”

sighed helplessly, squatted down and looked for Ermao's figure in the grass. Effortlessly found the insect that was still struggling to writhe body, I reached out and picked it up, and carefully put it next to Xiao Mao, maybe Ermao learned to be obedient, in short, this time it didn't fall.

"Come on, live, Xiaomao, Ermao. ”

Squatting beside the bushes, we raised our heads, and the sunlight from the tender green leaves hit my face, a little dazzling.

"Tsk, in the past, locomotives like you were cannon fodder that we used to catch iron bark. ”

Iron bark is a kind of caterpillar that mimics very much like the bark, it is said to be a caterpillar, but in fact, there is no hair on the body at all, and it is very, very energetic, pinching can jump for thirty seconds, which is more energetic than two hairs. But it was hard to catch, so we grabbed a big plastic bag of locomotives that were easy to catch, and then put them on the trees one by one to drive them up. Once the iron bark is touched, it will twist and writh, and it will be exposed at once. It's a very good trick, and the iron bark can even be sold for five a piece of the boy who loves to play with bugs, although I have never sold it.

The "we" mentioned here are actually only me and the four golds. The nickname of the four golds is not called four gold at all, but it doesn't sound good, so I don't want to write it, it just so happens that there are four "gold" in this kid's name, so let's call it four gold first. In the whole class, I and Sijin are the best at catching caterpillars, but I don't refuse to come, not only caterpillars can play with any bug, but Sijin only catches caterpillars. Every day at noon, during the lunch break, I and Sijin began to sweep every tree inside and outside the campus, one person carried a big black plastic bag of garbage, which was full of wriggling caterpillars, and now I think about it, the scene is really spectacular, once a girl opened the bag of Sijin because of curiosity, and was scared to cry on the spot

Speaking of which, I and Sijin actually didn't look at each other at first. I am the kind of person who seems to be very good and bullied but is actually very dangerous, and Sijin is the kind of stupid person with a big and cheerful personality (9). At that time, he felt that my people were annoying, and I thought that he was more happy. Changing each other's information on your classmates' classmates is all a bear child's tricks, and now I only have to smile when I think about it. Until one day, when we went to catch prey, we saw a bear child who was also carrying a large plastic bag, and patted the thing that was staring at the tree intently, and had no time to wipe the snot with his nose. One turn, slot, four gold.

"You catch caterpillars too. ”

Sijin looked at my bag and sniffed.

"yes, I didn't expect you to catch it too. ”

"I'll see what you have. ”

"Then you'll have to let me see you, too. ”

I waved my hand very generously, "Okay, let's change." ”

So in the blazing midday sun, the two little boys looked intently at each other's results, and from time to time they laughed at each other.

"Stupid than you, two iron barks. ”

"Lao Tzu has three times as many locomotives as you!"

I looked up proudly: "My locomotive has been taken to catch the iron bark!

"How do you use a locomotive to catch iron bark?"

Not holding back the desire in his heart, Sijin casually wiped his snot with his hand, leaned over and asked.

At that time, I was still a bear child, and my vanity was troubled, and I told Sijin the exclusive secret with a pair of pointing out the country, and finally patted him on the shoulder as if he was a person who had come over.

"Little comrade, you still need to work hard!"

"Uh-huh, try. ”

The four golds, who had received the benefits, nodded happily with a teachable face.

Since then, Sijin and I have changed from sworn enemies to good engine oil for going out to catch caterpillars together at noon, and even my buddies sighed: "How did the relationship between the two of you become so fast?"

When I graduated from elementary school, I also went to Sijin's hometown with a vote of friends, and I was happy in the mountains, but now I can't find the feeling I used to have.

After going to high school, I once met four golds. The young man with the head of the chicken nest, who was already taller than us, patted me on the shoulder.

"Hey, Fat Chen. ”

I, who was much thinner than before and had glasses on, turned around and asked suspiciously

"You are"

"I!

"Oh, it's you kid!" suddenly dawned on me, followed by irrepressible joy.

In a trance, I went back to the days when we went out to catch caterpillars together at noon, bought a big bag of marbles for dinner, and then pitifully pooled money together to buy a string of fried steamed buns, half of which was sweet and sour and half unwanted.

I forgot what the two of us said that day, and it was basically "how are you doing?" and "yes, how are you?" "These kinds of words are not nutritious, but the joy can still be easily recalled to this day, just like yesterday.

Maybe I will be a third-rate online writer in the future, or maybe I will study hard when I suddenly open my mind, although the possibility is as high as traveling to Gensokyo. Who knows what the future holds?

In short, if we really become third-rate Internet writers in the future, you must support you! You are the source of my people eating and waiting for death!!

Oh, I asked my mother for time to write this, and now I feel that there is a cross in the corner of my eye, and Zuo Mohui has reached the age where I will miss the past

Dream weaver, Zuo Mohui

2013.6.10

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