Chapter 008: Cousin Save Me

On the second day, Lu Zheng came to Lanhu early, and after last night's incident, the relationship with the two security guards became much closer, plus Lu Zheng coughed lightly at noon, went out with two glasses of wine, and immediately began to call him brother.

It was six o'clock in the afternoon, on the gravel path on the shore of Lanhu Lake, a fat monk wearing an apricot yellow monk's robe, a monk's robe with big sleeves, a string of Buddhist beads hanging around his neck, and a shiny tile on his head, smiling like a Maitreya Buddha.

Half a step behind him was a middle-aged man, in a suit and leather shoes, nodding his head, listening to the introduction of the security guard, he was the manager of the management department of the Lanhu Theme Park.

In addition to the two of them, they were followed by two little novices, one carrying a burden and the other holding a bowl and a Zen staff, following in unison.

The old monk has a fan of ears, a short and thick nose, thick black eyebrows, and gradually enters the sideburns, and his face is always unhurried and calm, and his steps are slow and regular, and he has a bit of a virtuous and respectable momentum.

Several people came to the duty room not far from the plank road, and the manager frowned and looked at Lu Zheng, and said in an unhappy tone: "Qiangzi, Xiaohui, who is this person?"

The fat security guard smiled and said, "This is my eldest cousin, passing by the magic capital to see me." ”

"What a big cousin, little cousin. The manager was impatient to catch flies and said, "Do you know who this is?" Master Huiling, the presiding officer of Yuanqing Temple, and all the idle people will be blown away for me. ”

Master Huiling saluted with one hand and said lightly: "Yin and evil things, evil qi leaks out." If you are accidentally taken advantage of by external evils, you will be riddled with misfortune at the least, and your family wealth will be scattered, and at worst, you will lose your life and your family will be ruined. People who have nothing to do with it, let's retreat quickly. ”

Lu Zheng's gaze froze, and he noticed something unusual. He is a living water monarch, and even a physiognomy person like Wang Jing'an can detect his difference, so it is impossible for the abbot of the temple to be so powerful that he can not be sensitive.

Unless he's a cheating straw bag.

Shouldn't Yuanqing Temple be Longhua Temple?

Lu Zheng was very suspicious in his heart, and he had an idea, and said in a tone of help: "Master save me, I played by the lake for a while yesterday, and at night I dreamed that a big green snake more than ten zhang long was entangled in my body, and I was chilled. ”

Master Huiling raised his eyelids and smiled slightly: "No wonder, no wonder, I see that you are young, but you are blue, the corners of your eyebrows are scorched, and your face is decaying. It's okay, it's okay, my Buddha is compassionate, you just need to go to Yuanqing Temple to find my junior brother Huizhen, and you have your own way to resolve it. ”

Lu Zheng laughed in his heart, the dignified Dragon King in person, not to mention the golden light cover, and a bunch of vulgar foolish clichΓ©s, it was really a fake and shoddy product.

However, Lu Zheng thanked him again and again: "Master Xie pointed out, I will definitely visit Yuanqing Temple another day." ”

Master Huiling smiled and bowed, not speaking, but took the first step onto the trestle, looked at the water, and muttered for a while: "The sun has not set, and the evil will rise but not rise, it is a good time to set up an altar and make incense." Fa Yuan, Fa Liang, go ahead. ”

The two little novices behind him answered yes and walked towards the end of the plank road.

The manager glared at Lu Zheng in disgust, leaned over to Master Huiling's side, bent down slightly and said, "Master, you see if there is anything else you need, we will prepare it immediately." ”

"There really is a thing, and the old man has not prepared it. ”

"Master, please speak. ”

"It's still early, and the time is not right, so you can prepare a deck of chess for the old man and wait for the old man to talk about a few games. ”

This old monk still has to play chess, and it seems that he is a veteran who pretends to be forced.

There is a chess game in the duty room that the security guard passes the time, and a small table is set up next to the plank road.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, and the higher the style, the more the protagonist is.

After a full two hours, Master Huiling looked at the sky and sighed: "The hour has come, you are waiting here, and the old man will go to resolve the yin and evil." ”

After speaking, he waved his sleeves and walked towards the end of the plank road in four directions.

The manager shouted nervously, "Master must be careful." ”

The yin qi during the day is indeed lighter, and after nightfall, you can clearly feel the cold coming. Master Huizhen, dressed in an apricot yellow monk's robe, gradually walked away.

Sneezing ......

A slight sneeze came into his ears, and Lu Zheng almost laughed, it turned out that this Huiling Master was halfway through walking, and the cold wind sneezed.

The voice was not loud, but it couldn't escape Lu Zheng's ears.

Master Huiling walked slower and slower, and began to mumble in his heart, and before he reached the end, he heard Fa Liang's shivering and said, "Damn, Master, it's too cold here." ”

Fa Yuan also sneezed and said, "Master, hurry up, hurry up and go back." ”

Master Huiling snorted and said, "Whisper to me, isn't it cold, I can't stand this little hardship, how can I make a lot of money in the future?" ”

"Master, I'm cold too. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you still have to chant scriptures as a teacher, you two activities first, do gymnastics or something, to keep warm. ”

Master Huiling sat down cross-legged on the futon in front of the altar, wrapped Fa Liang's monk's robe around his body, still felt a little cold, and said with a dry smile: "Fa Yuan, I want to learn from your junior brother." It is not easy for Master to pull such a deal, 100,000 yuan, enough for us to eat and drink for half a year. ”

"Master, it's not that I'm unhappy, it's really cold. Fa Yuan wrapped the monk's robe tightly on his body, picked up a burden and draped it on Master Huiling's body, and said with a smile: "Master, you can take the burden and skin for a while." ”

Lu Zheng, who was standing on the shore, finally couldn't help laughing.

As the saying goes, people die for money, and dogs die for. These fake monks who fool the money, you will find out later that the money this time is not so easy to fool.

As the night darkened, a faint vapor of water steamed on the surface of the lake, and the distant windows dotted among the green trees began to light up.

The show officially began.

At first, Monk Huizhen could still mumble the scriptures for a while, but in the end he didn't even read the scriptures, and took two apprentices wrapped in tablecloths and wrapped in wrappers and shrunk under the altar, snuggling up to each other like a nest of quails, lighting an incense candle in front of him, and one person holding a crazy 6plus to fight the landlord.

Chat while fighting.

"Master, when are we going back to my hometown? My mother has called me several times. ”

"Return, return, return, do you have any interest, what are you going back to do? Do you follow the cow belly every day to pick up cow dung, and then find a village girl to marry and have a baby? ”

"Master is right, I don't want to go back. There are a lot of people in the city who can play, and the girls are beautiful. Hey, Master, I'm done this time, lend me 2,000 yuan, and I'm going to get a motorcycle, just the kind of big stomach motorcycle that the Gringo Western cowboys ride, and I feel excited when I think about it. ”

"What a big scoop, that's called Harley. ”

As the night wore on, the eerie wind began to lift the tablecloth.

Fa Liang glanced out with some fear, and whispered, "Master, you said that there won't really be anything in this lake, right?"

"Nonsense, you haven't been to school, you're all scared. ”

"Master, it's time for us to go back, it's been so long. ”

Woo......

A sudden cold wind hit, and the flame of the incense candle struggled a few times, and then extinguished with a pop.

Master Huiling lifted the tablecloth, and suddenly found that the fog around him was a little thick, and he was a little stunned in his heart, and said boldly: "You two hurry up and pack up, let's leave, take the money and leave quickly, and you won't come here in the future." ”

"Okay. Fa Yuan and Fa Liang began to clean up the offering table.

After cleaning up for a while, Fa Liang didn't move, Fa Yuan patted Fa Liang a little strangely, followed his eyes and looked at the lake, and suddenly, the hairs on his whole body stood up, and his heart was numb, frightened, panicked, and almost had a myocardial infarction......

"Division...... Division...... Division......"

"What kind of teacher...... Master" Master Hui Ling scolded and turned around, and saw Fa Yuan and Fa Liang walking to the water's edge together, their movements were neat and uniform, just like a professional double diving, and they jumped in with a pop.

These two people are nominally his apprentices, but in fact Master Huiling's own eldest nephew, Master Huiling became a monk because his family was poor, and after a few years of recitation, he really couldn't live a hard life, so he went home and fooled the two nephews, and went to the city with him to deceive in the name of eliminating disasters and solving problems.

This deception lasted for five or six years, but instead of being exposed, they became more and more famous, and even they began to feel that they were high-level monks with profound magical powers

Seeing the two eldest nephews jumping into the water, Master Huiling was anxious, and a hungry dog pounced on the plank road and reached out to fish.

At this time, the disadvantage of baldness was manifested, and this fishing only caught two smooth and slippery bald heads, which were as smooth as silk, and they couldn't be caught at all.

Fa Yuan choked on his saliva, instinctively struggled, and grabbed Master Huiling's robe. Master Hui Ling was caught off guard, and directly slipped off the plank road, plunging his head into the water.

Lu Zheng knew that it was bad when he heard the sound of falling water, although they were liars, but they were also not guilty to death, and in the surprised eyes of the crowd, they quickly ran along the plank road.

Master Huiling, who choked on several mouthfuls of water, struggled a few times with his arms, and when he saw a person standing on the plank road, he couldn't help but shout sadly: "Help, help." ”

Lu Zheng was about to jump into the water, but found something abnormal, three feet below the surface of the water, a black shadow quickly floated up, oval-shaped, and swam extremely fast.

Master Huiling didn't know Lu Zheng's name, and when he saw him standing on the shore with some hesitation, he shouted: "Save me, cousin save me, cousin save me!"

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