Chapter 370: Good Hospitality
"The Dharma Protector just said that he was afraid that we would not entertain well and snubbed the two, so he specially sent us to ask the two of them if they have any hobbies, and we can arrange the arrangements," he said and felt that the words were too polite, and added, "I really want to arrange some things for the two of you to pick up the wind, and the two of you should not be restrained, just say anything, otherwise I won't hear anything, and it will be difficult to go back." ”
"It's... The Dharma Protector is still too polite, this place to live is good, and there are people to serve us, we are already flattered, and we don't need anything else..."
The person who came smiled faintly and said: "I know that this is the result, the Dharma Protector specially asked us to recommend some unique to the cultivation world, let the two of you try it, we don't need to say this food, the delicacy made of the most primitive materials is definitely a must, and then the beauty, I don't know if the two of you passed by the inn under the mountain when they came, the beauty there is also famous in the entire cultivation world, with a good figure and a good voice... It can be said that there is nothing bad ... Even I can't help but go around often... Hey, it's too much, if the two of you are idle, why don't I arrange for these to come over, and you can enjoy it alone, without outsiders disturbing you, how about it?"
“……”
I didn't expect there to be such a thoughtful service, the two of them were fascinated by what they heard just now, and they had already said that they couldn't refuse, so they had to cough twice and thank you.
After the visitor left, the lame man sat down again.
This lame man hurt Liu Zhen that day, his figure is not tall, but he is very strong, he looks like a practicing family, although he speaks heartily, but there is always a gloomy air when he looks at his appearance.
The other is called Tian Er, the two are old acquaintances, and it is also a coincidence that they were divided together to carry out tasks this time.
"What did you hear him say just now?, and a beauty?" Tian Er's eyes wandered, and he didn't look serious.
The lame man snorted coldly: "It's just to please us, just find two companions, look at your appearance, like you haven't played with a woman for several years." ”
Tian Er didn't care about the contempt in his tone: "I'm not like you, I often go back and forth to the cultivation world, I heard that the women here are more watery than those there, after all, they are all pollution-free and primitive things, and the taste is definitely different, you also know the one in my family, where did you dare to mess around in the past, but now the emperor is far away, you just let me indulge this time." ”
After a while, several maids lined up to bring delicious food and wine, put them in the courtyard, and then withdrew.
Tian Er took care of his face when someone was there, and as soon as he left, he immediately took chopsticks to taste it.
"Hey, this is really delicious, what is it made of! Taste it!" Tian Er took a few bites.
The lame man was not as anxious as he was, and ate slowly and methodically.
Tian Er has been thinking about the woman, and after eating for a while, he put down his chopsticks and looked outside, thinking why he hadn't come yet.
There's no one on the road, so they won't just talk about it.
Just thinking about it, suddenly there was a movement at the wall, both of them were startled, the lame hand had already pressed the hilt of the sword, but saw several beauties in various colors rising around, some charming, some pure, some cold, and they were stunned for a while.
Where did Tian Er see this battle, his legs softened in an instant, and his heart seemed to be tickled by something.
"Isn't this Tianxian'er here... I said that this quicksand faction is really sincere..."
For the rest of the night, they spent the whole night in the gentle country, and the next day slept until late afternoon, until someone knocked on the door.
"Did the two masters have fun yesterday?" or yesterday's people, smiling, and at the same time looking at the naked bodies of the two.
"This..."Tian Ergan smiled, not knowing what to say.
"Our valley lord said that we will have a banquet for the two of us tonight, and by the way, we will discuss the matter of spices. ”
The lame man was already dressed while he spoke: "Okay, we know, we will be on time." ”
After the man left, the lame man was a little depressed, and he wanted to be made the same by the people of the quicksand faction, but Tian Er was secretly happy without a head, yesterday was really the craziest thing he had ever done in his life, and it was also the most exciting thing!
"Don't reminisce anymore!Hurry up and clean up!If you let the above know that we're like this, we've lost the face of the night kitchen, I'm afraid we'll both lose a layer of skin!" The lame man warned Tian Er.
"It's a shame to be there, yesterday you didn't say that they were currying favor with us, we just had to bear it, and the above would definitely understand. ”
Tian Er's eyes turned twice, and suddenly he thought of a rumor he had heard before, approached Hua Cripple in his shirt, and pushed him on the shoulder.
"Hey, I've heard that you used to be a quicksand sect and then betrayed, is it true? I don't think you're familiar with this, and they don't know you either. ”
The lame man's face changed drastically when he heard this, and the whole person became cold, Tian Er didn't dare to speak out for a while, but he was still waiting for his reaction.
"Where did you hear all this nonsense, besides, yes, no, what?"
Tian Er didn't expect the lame man to answer like this, but seeing that he was not in a good mood, he didn't dare to provoke him for a while, so he quickly changed the conversation.
"I heard that yesterday, the Lord of the Wind and Flame Valley promoted a leader, and when there was a formal shortage of people at this juncture, I don't know what kind of person I could promote. ”
"You're so busy. The lame man still didn't have a good face, and Tian Er simply kept silent and didn't speak.
The ridiculous things that the two of them did in the courtyard yesterday were seen clean by Liu Zhen and the old monster of Tianshan, and at the same time, they also knew that even if the person they saw today was lame, Liu Zhen couldn't help but worry that he would be recognized by him today.
Jin Mengyao was afraid that Liu Zhen would leave her and run away, and she followed her every inch for the past two days, unless the old monster was by his side.
"You've changed so much now, and your hair is so long, they're afraid they won't recognize it, so don't worry so much. ”
Liu Zhen shook his head.
"I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what happens, it's better to take precautions early, once exposed, it's a matter of human life, and it's related to our plan. ”
"Then what can you do, say you're sick, and you're not going?"
Naturally, I can't help but go, I was fine yesterday, but today I am sick for no reason, and I must be suspicious, and the task given to me by Feng Yan has not been completed, so I will have a good show today.
"The last time I remember being attacked by a hermit on the road, he was in disguise, can I do the same?"
Jin Mengyao looked at Liu Zhen with wide eyes and incredulity: "Are you crazy, do you know how big the side effects of that kung fu are?
Liu Zhen got up with a twisted brow, was grabbed by Jin Mengyao, and asked him where he was going.
"Looking for the old monster of the Tianshan Mountains, I'll ask if there's a better way, or if there's any other better way. ”
"Anyway, that won't work, if you do... I'm getting old tomorrow..."Jin Mengyao pointed at Liu Zhen and didn't know how to threaten him for a while, "I won't recognize you when I'm old!"
Liu Zhen couldn't help laughing, Jin Mengyao had such a childish time.
"Don't laugh! I mean it!"
"Okay, I don't laugh, I'm leaving. ”
Jin Mengyao added later: "If you change your appearance, I'm afraid Yu Yue won't want to recognize you, let alone like you!"
Liu Zhen paused, and walked forward again.
……
The eyes of the old monster of the Tianshan Mountains widened, stared at Liu Zhen and asked, "What are you talking about? Hermit?!"
"Yes, I can't be a cripple in the open, otherwise I won't recognize me," Liu Zhen pursed his lips.
The old monster of Tianshan was fiddling with his precious bug, holding a very thin rope, tying one end to the head of the worm, holding the other end, and constantly pulling it around on the table, Liu Zhen was worried that the worm's head would be broken in the next second.
"It's dying. Liu Zhen reminded.
The old monster of Tianshan was not angry: "Do you know or do I understand?"
"You know, you know. ”
The old monster slapped the table, collected the insects, and stuffed them directly to the neckline, Liu Zhen looked at it and swallowed his saliva.
"You stupid apprentice, you want to change your face, you can, but if you change your face, you can't recognize you, and so many people present can't recognize you, you can't even go in!"
"I'll tell Sky Fox in advance that I'm practicing that kind of kung fu. ”
"Bah! You're still dead-eyed, and you don't know what else to do!"
"I can't think of it. ”
Liu Zhen was nothing, as if he wasn't talking about him, the old monster was upset when he looked at it, this broken apprentice, he didn't know how to honor himself all day long, and he came to him when he encountered something, he could still be a fairy, but he had to help him.
Okay, I know, I'll make something right away and paste it on your face, and you'll say you're allergic to food, so you won't be unrecognizable, and as for the lame man, you're now almost unrecognizable to me, so don't worry. ”
"Okay, thank you, master. ”
When the old monster of Tianshan heard Liu Zhen's master, his heart was full of joy, his face looked arrogant, and the injustice in his heart was wiped away at once.