31: Eunuch interpretation, you spicy chickens!

Meng Xin woke up in his sleep!

It's already dawning, and it's International Women's Day. Meng Xin wiped a cold sweat.

He had a nightmare!

He dreamed that after he moved, Zhen Jingwen committed suicide due to sadness, and the old driver neighbor who could talk to him also became depressed and died.

I'm so scared!

It seems that this family can't be moved.

Meng Xin sighed and subconsciously took his phone to reconnect to WiFi.

Unexpectedly, that neighbor changed the name of WiFi again!

II (¡) II

Salary: ???

What is this?

He hadn't seen anything like this in the last world when old drivers were rampant?

It stands to reason that this kind of emoji is all shape-like, and plays the role of a picture in the text, which must represent some physical object, such as the neighbor's previous two times, which is the chest, and his reply is the stem.

But this time, he really didn't recognize what it was.

Suddenly, Meng Xin's eyes lit up.

I see!

"When you meet an opponent in chess, you must be a woman, I'm a good day...... "Meng Xin muttered as he changed his name.

Orz-7

Classic, perfect!

Meng Xin looked at this string of letters and numbers with rich connotations, and suddenly felt that it was a little inconsistent with other people's names.

That's right!

Salary and then change.

OʌΓ-7

searched for the characters, and Meng Xin finally spelled out a barely qualified answer. I guess only an old driver with a good imagination can see what it is.

"Could it be you...... Neighbors you've never met?"

Turn on the system prompts, and a bunch of prompts pop up in one go. Fortunately, even if the system accumulates tens of thousands of messages, it is impossible to get stuck, and the salary is reversed, and the source is finally found.

It started after the release of a single chapter of the Happy Life Eunuch, and it was all the resentment of the readers.

And this resentment is very strange, it's basically in this format - the otaku has a bad premonition about your single chapter, and urgently needs you to post a post to clarify the meaning of the eunuch, and your festival value is -500

Meng Xin immediately understood.

These guys, they just can't believe what they mean?

A bunch of spicy chickens, let the evil Ben Mengxin shatter your illusions!

"In view of the confusion of book lovers about the meaning of the word 'eunuch', this author is busy with this explanation. The so-called eunuch is that there is no more below! That is to say, Qin Ze's happy life, the following content is gone! If you still don't understand, then I'll explain it rudely-you spicy chickens who don't study well, don't work hard, stay at home all day and rub electricity, this author, no! Write! Hahahahahaha, just ask you if you're angry?"

A single chapter is sent out, and Meng Xin is refreshed.

In the last world, if he dared to post this, the cliff would be crushed to death by the blade sent by the reader, even if he hit the street, the result would be the same.

But now in this world, readers can tease as much as they want, it's cool!

One second, two seconds, three seconds.

In the fifth second, the screen began to be swiped.

-500, -500, -500, all -500!

Not to mention the book review area, the simple people also began to speak ill of each other, but their curses threatened and abused, which was too childish, and the most ruthless thing was to curse him for not having a little jj.

Of course he didn't, his JJ was normally 18cm, and he turned into 20cm up!

Meng Xin sent a third single chapter, responding to the book review section: "Ladies and gentlemen, I want to clarify one point about your attacks. I don't really have a little jj because—"

"My ω====Э is 18cm! You poor creatures who are only 10cm on average, envy and hate, right?

Meng Xin finished knocking on it with a cheap smile on his face and clicked publish.

For a moment, the screen temporarily stopped swiping, and it was the book friends reading a new single chapter.

After a moment of silence, a bunch of hints appeared.

Otaku SSS expressed puzzlement about your single chapter, and even if you racked your brains, you couldn't understand it, and your discipline value was -429

"Racking your brains, I see you're in your head, aren't you?" Meng Xin scoffed.

Otaku BBB is shocked by your length, but your temperance value is still -124

"Someone understands, it's good, it's good, it's good, there is driver potential, and you can get the primary license of the autumn mountain bike god driver. "Bow your head.

Otaku FFF is skeptical about your length because he's only 15cm and your festival value is -444

"Roar, don't believe it?" Meng Xin spent 1 festival value from the system to exchange for this FFF pick, add him, note the Minions.

seconds plus.

"Your jj15cm?" asked Meng Xin.

"15cm, like a fake package!" over there is a second back, with a cross-waist expression in this world.

Meng Xin shook his head.

In this world, are emojis so weak?

System, give me a dozen authentic emojis from the previous world, and let these foolish guys see what emoticons are!

System: Are you sure you want to redeem all the classic emoticons in all the chat software in your last world, a total of 100,000 knots are required, and they are packaged and cannot be split.

Meng's salary: 100,000 yuan? Why don't you grab it?

Meng Xian was furious. There is less hatred when the festival is used.

He thought that he had saved 100,000 festival values and could use them for a long time, but as a whim, he had to use up the festival value when he exchanged emojis!

Bitter rope!

Falk Squid!

Malegobi!

Sure enough, it's still Chinese swearing. Meng Xin muttered and exchanged for the emoji. Of course, before redeeming it, he confirmed that it was available for download.

If he can't, he won't redeem it.

100,000 festival value, how can he earn back 1 million to be enough, how to earn it, it depends on his operation at that time, but now, go back to that FFF first.

"I don't believe it, unless you use boiling water to scald j8!"

Boiled water...... Scald...... j8?

FFF was startled, panicked, and caught off guard, the teacup in his hand fell, and the warm boiled water of fifty or sixty degrees suddenly ......

Whew——————————

FFF is so scared that it burns to j8, the length may shrink permanently, and the resentment against you breaks through the cosmic dimension, and your temperance value is -1000

Congratulations, you've broken the Temperance Drop Cap and increased it to 1000!

Mengdang: Still no reward?

System: Still no reward!

FFF will think of you whenever you see the shrunken j8, and your temperance value is -999

FFF feels like there will be a psychological shadow in this life, and your temperance value is -998

FFF……

Mengxin spent 100,000 festival values, and the balance was almost cleared, but the brother of the FFF regiment was going to make up 10,000 yuan for him for a while, and it seemed that it would last for a long time, and it was estimated that he would be able to make up his festival value back to the original amount in a few minutes, which made Mengxin's painful mood a lot better.

There are not many drivers in this world. A few minutes passed, and except for the two of them, no one understood it. However, because of this, his discipline value has risen sharply.

Because I can't read it!

In addition to this, some people are very indignant that he has time to post book reviews and has no time to write novels, which is another wave of discipline.

And all the book reviews they send avoid talking about the topic of JJ, presumably because they don't want to expose their IQ.

Suddenly, the husky appeared, because he directly contributed 10,000 drill points!

"Yo, little husky, am I not happy with your master?" Meng Xin sent a pick-out message to the husky, with a picture - give you a look and experience it yourself.

Husky: (キ'゚Д゚ ́)!!

Huskies are creepy!

Is there a surveillance camera installed in the house? Why did I just complain and receive the news of the salary?

The husky shuddered......