"Are you doing a ghost?"

Week 9: zzz

"Don't pretend, you're so picky, you're going to fall asleep on the bird rack? This is the first time you've used this bird rack to sleep, right?"

Week 9: ...... zzz

Qi Guanguan: ......

After Qi Wanguan went downstairs, he walked around the living room.

Then I looked at the phone in the living room, checked the call records, and instantly determined that the starling on the bird shelf was the devil.

Speaking of which, although it may also be a pot covered with dark clouds, but after looking all the way in the room, I didn't see dark clouds covering snow.

It is estimated that this cat uncle may have gone outside to catch mice and the mother cat was not at home.

But what cleared the suspicion of the dark clouds and snow the most was Zhou Jiu's performance.

This own starling actually slept well on the bird shelf, you must know that with Zhou Jiu's turtle hair character, if he can sleep on the bird shelf in a regular manner, Qi Wanguan will not have to wash the sofa cover so often, and also wash the sofa cover and dry the sofa pillow.

Hey, pretending to be a bird who has nothing to do, but I didn't expect it to be because I was overdressing, which exposed myself.

Qi Wanguan wanted to run over and stun Mao, but it wasn't until she ran over to Xingshi to ask for guilt that she found that her own Xingshi was useless.

Just like a person who can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, Qi Guanguan can never wake up a bird who pretends to be asleep.

"Why do you say you're doing this, why do you want to scare Qi Xiao? Obviously, when we were outside before, those children threw out artillery battles, and you were still coming up with ideas on the side, wanting to help teach those children a lesson. Why are you like those children when you get home, scaring children younger than yourself?"

Zhou Jiu stood on his own bird shelf, closing his eyes and recuperating, as if the old monk had settled down and had not heard Qi Guanguan's words at all.

He is not at all like those bear children, who bully other people's families for no reason.

The children were just a baseless and unjustified prank, and it was because this child had provoked him before, so he tried to teach him a lesson.

The motivation for starting things is not the same, even if the process is similar, the result will be different.

So don't compare your Uncle Bird with those bear children so easily, okay?

Obviously, your uncle is not a bear at all.

Qi Guanguan: You're going to bear to the sky, you are not a bear. And you can't say it, because you're still fierce! Or you just ignore people, even if you want to say something to you, you can't say it.

The budgie secretly opened its eyes and took a look, and on the other side, Zhou Jiu, who was being frantically dissed by Qi Guanguan.

In those little eyes, there was no worry that the little brother was worried about his boss.

The look there, that is called a schadenfreude, and the uninformed person will definitely think that it is its sworn enemy who has been taught a lesson.

Zhou Jiu tried his best to restrain the urge to refute himself, and after restraining for a long time, he became an old fritter, looking like you love it, I just don't care about it.

But Qi Guanguan was so angry that he didn't want to continue to see this eye-hurting thing.

So when I turned my head, I saw a budgie close at hand on the other side.

This guy is gloating there with stupid music, completely unaware of himself, and has already attracted Qi Guanguan's attention.

Qi Guanguan didn't want to have anything to do with her parrot at first, after all, she didn't suspect her parrot.

As a result, after seeing the strange behavior of his parrot, he suddenly found other clues.

Speaking of which, if Zhou Jiu makes an accident in this living room, the other pets sleeping in the living room will definitely be aware of it.

Especially at this moment, it seems that the budgie is not asleep, maybe it is an accomplice of the starling, if not an accomplice, it is also a witness bird.

So if it is an accomplice, it can come and confess.

If it is an eyewitness, it can be called a testimony.

She still didn't believe it, this starling in the family could continue to pretend so calmly.

Qi Wanguan walked straight to the budgie bird shelf, so the budgie who was still gloating just now was stunned for a moment.

Budgies: The culprit is over there!

The budgie is not stupid, the moment Qi Guanguan walked over to it, it turned its attention to Zhou Jiu behind Qi Guanguan and looked for a solution to him.

Then he accurately received Zhou Jiu's gloating eyes.

When is the time for retribution?

The budgie who was gloated by the schadenfreude in turn opened his mouth to kill the Daoist friend and the poor Dao, and to get rid of Zhou Jiu's bottom.

As a result, in the next second, he received Zhou Jiu's threatening eyes.

Zhou Jiu silently raised his wings and gestured at the bird's neck.

When he was done, he raised his claws again, and the void spun around twice.

The budgie instantly remembered the angle of the flesh on its body when it was rubbed on the floor.

It's too late!

Criminals threaten witnesses! Don't you dare to look back!

Qi Guan didn't reply: "Baoyu, you were also in the living room before, so did you help Zhou Jiu bully Jiawang together? If you didn't help bully Jiawang, then who made a call in the living room, did you see it?"

"Don't tell me you didn't see it, I won't believe it, didn't you drive so fast in the middle of the night, if someone called in the living room, you wouldn't know if you didn't participate, right?"

Budgerigar:......

What's the use of asking so much, the witnesses know, but the witnesses don't dare to say.

When Zhou Jiu was talking in the living room before, it really didn't take the initiative to participate, it was completely forced to participate, and it was forced to press on the ground to teach a lesson!

Those who hear it weep, and those who see it are sad.

But none of this can be said.

The budgie lifted its eyelids, sneaked over Qi Guanguan's shoulder, and glanced at Zhou Jiu on the bird shelf behind her.

At this time, Zhou Jiu did not have the calm appearance of the old monk in front of Qi Guanguan at all, he was simply an energetic angry-eyed King Kong.

The Buddha system has to be ingenious, and the Buddha system has to be brutal.

The budgie couldn't help but shiver silently.

Qi Guanguan, the police officer, was unqualified at first glance, and he didn't even know how to protect witnesses.

Witnesses are in danger of being threatened by criminals.

This witness has been threatened by criminals, what evidence do you expect the witness to provide, nonsense.

The budgie moved its beak and decided to adopt the same strategy of passive resistance, so it suddenly opened its voice: "Purr-shh

actually imitated the snoring sound of a little squirrel, and it was very vivid!

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