Chapter 566: Oh, disgusted
However, no matter how flamboyant gags are made, what should be explained is still to be explained, You Hai looked at Jin Yu with a serious face, and he was really forced to do nothing, and suddenly he started to talk nonsense.
"I borrowed it because it inspired me, so I wanted to raise it, and maybe because of it, I released an album. ”
Jin Yu's face was complicated.
The more You Hai spoke, the more he felt that this made sense, and even believed his own words, and said it categorically: "Other people don't understand the thinking of artists, and every plant and tree in nature can inspire them, just like the moment I just saw this bird when that fan came on stage, and met its sharp and warm eyes, I felt that it was my destiny bird, and I want to write an album specifically for it!"
Gold Reputation: ......
Jin Yu didn't make a direct comment: "Do you know what your good buddy is doing now?"
Of course, You Hai knew who Jin Yu was referring to: "Bai Yu, that kid, I know, he is also ready to take advantage of this wave of east wind to release an album to consolidate his popularity." Now I should practice the guzheng and guqin at home. ”
Jin Yu hugged his arms and felt heavy: "Why do you say that other people's artists have come up with albums, they all go to play the guzheng and guqin, and the books they read are some ancient music scores." It's time for you, and you're going to release an album, so you go to someone else's house to borrow a pet and come back to raise it. When you're done reading the book, do you want to read a guide to starling domestication? I won't say anything else, you have a taste for yourself, and you are not ashamed of yourself?"
You Hai was embarrassed.
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, feeling that the thinking of the agent in front of him was really strange, why ancient music is called elegant, and raising two birds is called vulgar.
It's not a crime, it's just music, and it's going to be divided into three, six, nine, and so on?
The little assistant also mustered up the courage to help: "I think Brother Hai he-"
Jin Yu glanced sideways.
The little assistant instantly turned the spearhead: "I think Brother Hai, you didn't do it right." ”
Faster than anything else.
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, feeling indignant in his heart, but he didn't let out a single fart.
You Hai: ......
Jin Yu can't be like a wet nurse, running here and there with a few of them. The group walked for a short time, and then they were ready to part ways.
The little assistant was grinding hard with his calves in the back, but he refused to walk side by side, and when he saw Jin Yu leaving, he hurriedly chased after You Hai.
You Hai's facial expression was very sincere to see his agent go away, and he looked at the expression of the little assistant who ran over as if he was relieved, which was also quite upright.
Zhou Jiu felt that You Hai seemed to be sick by doing this, maybe it was Stockholm. However, in the next second, he saw the person who should have disappeared far away, and suddenly turned to stare at them, and then directly wrote the happiness of celebrating the departure of the wicked man on his face.
Zhou Jiu: Oh.
Assistant: I'm a man, I can't cry!
It turns out that You Hai is not a problem with this, it is just completely smart, don't think that it didn't see Jin Yu's little hatred in his eyes, and there was a full expression of writing down your pen in my little notebook.
Little assistant Erkang hand: "Don't ......"
You Hai was calm on the surface, and his heart was so happy that he looked like an old fritter who often coped with the teacher's inspection.
Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, glanced at You Hai's expression, and found that You Hai was not particularly gloating now, but more just glad that he was not recorded in a small book by his own agent.
Zhou Jiu inexplicably remembered the little pet at home.
Every time the friends at the head of the family encounter this situation where one of them is punished, in addition to the well-behaved little squirrel will really worry about everyone, each one will invariably show a gloating expression, and don't fall into the well too quickly, it's just a group of bad friends.
Jin Yu finished checking the last post, and after a while, he turned around and disappeared from everyone's sight. You Hai was silent for a while, still calm, and after making sure that his agent really wouldn't turn around and come back to check the post, he instantly began to liberate his nature, and while patting the little assistant's shoulder vigorously to comfort him, he couldn't help but complain.
"Oh my God, I don't think I did anything, but I've been trained for so long that I can't even lift my head, and now my neck hurts a little. ”
The little assistant sniffed very aggrievedly, and very consciously raised his hand to pinch You Hai's shoulder and neck, which can be said to be very well-behaved.
You Hai stretched out a hand and let Zhou Jiu stand on his own hand, carefully observing Zhou Jiu's appearance.
While observing, he continued to complain.
"He's gone, and I almost died on him. ”
Week 9:!
Zhou Jiu, who had just shifted his position and had not yet gained much foothold, almost slipped under his claws, and directly fell from You Hai's hand with an upside-down onion.
Zhou Jiu looked up at You Hai, not understanding why he suddenly had to overtake the budgies with such a fast car. However, when he looked up, he found that You Hai still had that faint expression of complaint, and he did not have the usual sense of obscenity when a budgie was driving.
Zhou Jiu reacted instantly, this was probably just a misunderstanding caused by different understandings of speech.
But to be honest, dying at the hands of one person and dying at the hands of one person are really two different contexts.
Why don't you just say you're going to die in his belly?
Zhou Jiu: I don't really understand the way straight men like you speak.
You Hai was pinched on the shoulder, and in the end, he was young, and the uncomfortable feeling was quickly alleviated. After alleviating, he was not too ungrateful, so he changed Zhou Jiu to the hands of the little assistant, and he also wanted to help the little assistant press it. The little assistant hurriedly waved his hand to refuse, looking a little cautious.
You Hai was not unhappy after being rejected, but looking at the little assistant's weak heart, he couldn't help but be suspicious.
"You...... Did you do something sorry for me?"
Zhou Jiu, who was just about to turn around and stay on the sleeve of the little assistant, slipped again, almost missing his old waist.
Zhou Jiu: There's still no end!
The little assistant bluffed: "I didn't-"
You Hai: "Really?"
Zhou Jiu, who had been silent, interjected beside him: "I think there is a ......"
The little assistant's face turned white.
You Hai frowned, and looked at the starling in the little assistant's hand with a solemn expression: "Do you think there is?"
Zhou Jiu slowly grabbed the sleeve of the little assistant, and made sure that he would not slip down because of some nonsense, so he looked at the two people in front of him very seriously and sincerely: "I think there is adultery." ”
Is it because the times are moving too fast, or has he not gotten along with his brothers like this before?
Anyway, since the so-called Daddy Jin left, he always felt that there was a strange aura in the air, and he didn't stay here for long, and there were few words he couldn't want to hear.
Oops, disgusted.