Chapter 539: You have kidney deficiency, why do you still take viagra
Last time, Wu Yun, the director of the Central Hospital, gave him a special physician qualification certificate, and he didn't know where to throw it.
If it wasn't for this fat man to say it, he really forgot.
By the way, it's in the infirmary of the girls' school.
He remembered that it was placed on the desk in the infirmary of the girls' school, and he didn't know where the female apprentice Tian Xiaowan had put it.
Let's see if I have time to get it back one day, and by the way, see if the female apprentice's medical skills have improved.
Of course, it is also necessary to see if the female apprentice looks more beautiful than before.
"Pull it down, boy, your deception is too inferior. I am not convinced. The fat man made a prank of expression, causing everyone else to laugh.
"Fatty, look at your ruddy complexion, your strong physique, and you seem to be in good health. In fact, you are fat, and your eyes are red and yellow, and your complexion is also pale yellow, which is obviously a liver problem. However, if you have a thick and congested nose, dry lips, and some ugly spots on your neck, you must have a problem with your liver, and you can only take care of it, if I guess correctly, you should have hepatitis B, and it is still a more serious chronic hepatitis B. “
Li said sincerely.
"You're talking nonsense, where do I get hepatitis B?" the fat man immediately blushed and clutched the medicine in the plastic bag tightly with his hands.
But the customers who were close to him immediately pulled away, avoiding him from a distance.
Even the thin man looked at him with some suspicion.
Because hepatitis B is a highly contagious disease, if not carefully treated, it can quickly turn into cirrhosis, and it is difficult to cure it.
Therefore, the people around him are reluctant to stay by his side, for fear of being infected.
"Stop quibbling. I know what kind of medicine you bought, there are sunflower liver protection tablets, glycyrrhizic acid capsules, and lamivudine tablets, right?" Li Zhen smiled and looked at the plastic bag in the fat man's hand.
He opened his clairvoyant eye, so at a glance he could see several boxes of medicines inside the bag.
Others thought that he was really a very powerful doctor, and he could prescribe medicine to each other without seeing a doctor.
This kind of medical skill is unheard of.
So everyone looked at Li Zhen again and became surprised and suspicious, and of course there was also a sense of curiosity.
"Come on, boy, no one will believe you. I advise you to put away your charlatans and get out of here. “
The thin man saw that the fat man's face was a little embarrassed, so he directly attacked Li Zhen.
"Thin man, don't be too happy. In fact, your illness is not necessarily much better than the disease of the fat man in front of you. Although you are thin and small, you like to do the things that are the main thing for the male and female protagonists. Your big nose confirms that your aspect is exuberant. Just because you like the things of the man and woman, you think that your kidneys are very weak, and even a little worse will lead to kidney failure. ”
"But, even so, you are not yet clean, and you have to buy a few boxes of condoms. “
"Oh, by the way, why do you still buy Viagra to eat. You are drinking doves to quench your thirst, although you can't see it now, if you are in a few days, your waist will definitely be extremely tired. “
Li Zhen said sadly.
"It's your bird's business. The thin boy was angry, and his face was blue and white for a while.
In Li Zhen's mouth, he has impotence and kidney deficiency, and he still has so many faces.
This made him fall from his tall image to the valley at once, and he felt ashamed of himself.
At this moment, if there is a hole in the ground, the thin man will definitely stick it in to avoid this extremely embarrassing scene.
Soon, the people around him once again fixed their disgusted eyes on the thin man.
"Oh, I said why these two guys were shouting like that just now, it turns out that one has a liver problem and the other has a kidney problem, and such a serious problem has caused their personalities to change drastically. What two wretched people. In this way, as long as you sincerely seek treatment from my brother, I believe that he will take a step to cure your illness. "Xiao Liuzi began to teach people at an inopportune time.
"Do you think their illness is really that serious, young man?" asked someone in the crowd.
"yes, I think it's amazing, it's incredible. “
"Maybe it's really a hero out of a teenager. “
A couple of old aunts kept muttering in the drugstore.
"What's the matter, do you take the money to my eldest brother, don't go back on your word. "Little Liuzi brings up the old story again.
Seeing that the two boys looked stunned, he was very happy.
At the same time, he looked at Li Zhen with a scrutinizing eye.
Because he didn't know that Li Zhen had such a brilliant medical skill.
This kind of behavior and personal style is very similar to that of his eldest brother Li Zhen.
"I'll go, I don't have any gambling money with you. The thin man quibbled.
And, he was the first to squeeze to the front, to pay.
And the fat man also lowered his head slightly, pretending not to see Li Zhen, and walked towards the front cash register.
"Young man, can you help me take a look at my body and see if there's anything wrong?"
"Boy, I've got a heart problem, can you help me take a look. ”
"Doctor, can you help my child, he has a high fever that does not go away, and he has changed several hospitals, but he can't find any problems. ”
"Good Samaritan, help me see my mother, can his lumbar spine be cured?"
For a while, some people who had to pay the bill stopped paying and surrounded Li Zhen to see a doctor for themselves.
And more and more people are coming in to see the excitement.
Because in their eyes, a very handsome young man was actually surrounded by a group of women at the level of aunts and grandmothers and didn't let him go.
"Okay, please be quiet, come one by one. Li Zhen was surrounded all of a sudden, and he couldn't help but be anxious.
Because in the crowd, I didn't see Xiao Liuzi, and I don't know where this guy fled.
"This aunt, you have a breast tumor, but it is benign, you must treat it as soon as possible, otherwise it will turn into malignancy. “
"This eldest sister, your limbs are cold, typical palace cold, sigh, I have a prescription here, you can buy medicine to cure the disease. “
"Auntie, you have a migraine for a long time, and it is a former Zhao who has a mild stroke, and because there is also a cause of high blood pressure. Therefore, you have to pay attention to your diet and do not eat too many calories, otherwise it will cause more lesions. “
Li Zhen said patiently.
But more people kept coming to him.
I want to see the true face of Lushan, the great medical god.
At this time, a cold woman's voice sounded: "Everyone, please line up, don't make noise, and pay in turn." “
The sound is very nice and quite familiar.
Suddenly, those aunts and aunts all quieted down and automatically went to line up to pay.
Li Zhen looked at it smoothly and saw a salesman walking towards him with a tall woman.
The woman is very tall and beautiful, but there is a pride between her eyebrows, which makes people dare not face it.
But who is Yao Lan, who is not one of the female apprentices?