Chapter 52: The Old Drunkard
"Nasty!" Xiao Luoyan covered her mouth, in fact, she deliberately ate durian every day, making her teeth yellow and smelly, so as not to attract lustful people. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The two were speechless for a while, and when they were embarrassed, there was a noise at the door downstairs, they were sitting on the second floor by the side of the street, Xiao Luoyan was curious, so he came to the side of the railing and looked down, Li Junfeng was also attracted, and followed to see what was happening below.
I saw a sixty-year-old man lying on the ground holding a wine gourd, and several shopkeepers surrounded there and scolded, "The old thing came to steal wine again." "! "The neighbors came to see the old thief. ”
Because it was an old man, the shopkeeper didn't dare to beat people, in case the old bones couldn't withstand the punches and kicks to death, they all had to see the official, and one of the junior reached out to grab the old man's wine gourd: "Old thing, return the wine quickly, otherwise you will take the money!"
"I don't have any money, I'm going to drink. "The old man is a scoundrel, he has no money and wants to drink, and many people around him are pointing fingers.
Xiao Er struggled to grab the wine gourd, but the old man's strength was surprisingly great, no matter how hard he tried, the wine gourd was held in the arms of the old man without moving, rushing to grab, and suddenly, with a 'pop' sound, it was Xiao Er who accidentally pulled out the wooden cork of the wine gourd, and the wine inside flowed out at once.
"My wine!" the old man screamed, he was distressed that the wine had spilled, he lay on the ground, regardless of how dirty the ground was, he directly put his mouth over and licked the wine on the ground, like a dog, but without a dog's tail, otherwise it would be even more funny.
The onlookers were all amused, and none of them came up to help the old man. Xiao Er was disgusted for a while, snorted, and said angrily: "Let you lick!" raised his leg and kicked the old man's head.
Suddenly, a bamboo sword fell from above, nailed between Xiao Er and the old man, Xiao Er's foot kicked the spine of the sword, and it hurt so much that he picked up his foot and screamed, which was louder than the old man's scream just now, and the audience laughed even more.
A scholar fell from the sky, the bamboo sword was inserted back into the sheath, trying to help the old man up from the ground, but he didn't expect the old man to be quite heavy, he couldn't help him up for a while, the old man licked the wine on the ground, and shouted: "Can't waste!
Seeing that it was a scholar stirring up trouble, Xiao Er scolded: "Soft eggs are nosy!" He rolled up his sleeves and wanted to beat this scholar, but a girl fell on it, threw a silver ingot to Xiao Er, and said lazily: "This old man's wine money is paid by this girl, don't look for more, let's change some wine and come out." ”
These two people are Li Junfeng and Xiao Luoyan who jumped down from the second floor, Xiao Er got the money, and his fierce appearance suddenly became respectful, and he even said okay, rushed in to get the wine, and the other Xiao Er saw that someone gave money, so they also went in to do things.
The wine on the ground was licked dry, and Li Junfeng reluctantly helped the old man up, and the old man smiled and said, "Thank you!" and burped, looking very satisfied, and the beard on his face was sticky with a lot of wine and mud.
The people around came to join in the fun, and when they saw that someone had paid to calm down, they all dispersed in a hurry, Li Junfeng shook his head and sighed secretly: "The world is going down!" He wiped the dirt on the old man's face with his sleeve, and said softly: "Grandpa, this ground is dirty, and you can't drink the wine on the ground, otherwise you will have a stomachache." ”
The old man squinted his eyes and said: "I don't have any alcohol to drink, the wine worm makes a fuss, and my stomach hurts, if I waste a drop of wine, the old man's heart hurts even more, hehe!"
Li Junfeng was also very puzzled when he saw that he looked like he was addicted to alcohol, because he didn't like to drink. Xiao Er took out a small jar of wine, Xiao Luoyan reached out and took it, and blew on Xiao Er's face, the breath was so ugly that Xiao Er almost fainted, and ran back to the store to find a place to vomit.
"Hmph! I told you to bully the old man. Xiao Luoyan took a sip at Xiao Er's back and handed the wine to the old man, "Old man, this girl invites you to drink." ”
The old man said: "The old man doesn't know you, and the old man doesn't want your wine." ”
"Alas, the old man doesn't want it, and this girl doesn't drink, so she threw it away!" After speaking, Xiao Luoyan directly threw the small wine jar aside, and was about to fall to the ground and shatter.
Hearing only the sound of 'Ding', and not seeing the old man's movements clearly, he fell to the ground and caught the small wine jar with a sword. Li Junfeng saw clearly that it was his own bamboo sword, and couldn't help but be surprised, stealing the sword, lying on the ground, and connecting the sword to the wine jar, he didn't see a single action, master!
"Good sword! good wine!hehe!" The old man got up with a 'carp beating up', and staggered around Li Junfeng's side, so fast that Li Junfeng didn't react, and the bamboo sword was inserted back into the scabbard in his hand.
The old man held a wine gourd in his left hand and a small wine jar in his right hand, and his eyes were smiling in a daze, and his face was flushed, as if he had been drunk.
"Doesn't the old man want this girl's wine?" Xiao Luoyan pursed her mouth and reached over to grab it.
As soon as the old man turned around, he avoided it, blew his beard and glared at Sarai: "Little girl, didn't you lose the wine? ”
"It didn't fall to the ground, you can't pick it up, it's obviously a robbery. Xiao Luoyan straightened his face, pulled Li Junfeng and said, "This old scoundrel bullies the little girl, let's go." "Just go, really go.
"Hey, don't go! The old man doesn't drink your wine for nothing. The old man stood in front of them in the blink of an eye, and said with a smile: "The old man will take you as an apprentice and teach you a few peerless martial arts!"
Xiao Luoyan glanced at the old man and said disdainfully: "You are an old drunkard, can you have any peerless martial arts?
The old man suddenly became anxious, and he was so angry that he screamed, this girl obviously saw him show his hands just now, this is to be angry with him! He said angrily: "Dare to lick wine on the ground, except for the old man's drunken sword man and me, there is no one, hum!"
Xiao Luoyan snickered, in fact, she had already guessed who this old man was, this is the uncle of the head of the Meteor Sword Sect, the martial arts people call the drunken sword man - Mo Shenyuan, one hand 'drunk meteor swordsmanship' across the rivers and lakes for many years without a defeat, it is said that back then, he was cooking wine and discussing swords with the mad dragon real person, but no one knew what the result was, which made people feel that the drunken sword man was equivalent to the mad way martial arts, and they all reached a certain level.
Li Junfeng's eyes lit up, and he knelt down to apprentice without hesitation, although he was new to the 9 rivers and lakes, and he didn't know how powerful the 'Drunken Sword Man' was, but just a few martial arts that the old man had just revealed could attract him. Wu Yunqian often said that he was greedy and chewed too much, and that he should be specialized in martial arts; what Feng Fu Liu taught him was that he did not press down on his body with many skills, and only when he was compared could he make a breakthrough; therefore, at the beginning, Feng Fu Liu instigated him to steal the "Bowstring Stick Method" and "Dragon Leg Method".
The drunken sword man smiled and said: "Boy, you worship me as a bad old man on the street, you are neither humble nor arrogant, you are too shy, I will accept you as an apprentice, haha!" Stretched out his hand to help Li Junfeng up, and probed Li Junfeng's muscles without a trace, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, this qualification is so wonderful.
"Little girl, what about you?" the drunken swordsman was so happy that he forgot what Xiao Luoyan had said just now.
Xiao Luoyan pretended to think for a while, and then said with some embarrassment: "Okay! Who made this girl homeless!" ”
"Well, yes!" the drunken swordsman opened the jar and took a sip, then poured the rest of the wine into his gourd, and when he reached out and sucked it, he took the wooden cork that had fallen on the ground into his hand and stuffed it back into the mouth of the gourd.
This kung fu has opened Li Junfeng's eyes again, and he deserves to be a master! He still doesn't know how many people want to worship the drunken sword man, but he still won't accept it.
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