"No! there's a conspiracy here!" Shen Mo suddenly put down his chopsticks and said-

"Huh?" Zheng Zhijiang first looked down at the lunch box containing vegetables, and then at the lunch box in Shen Mo's hand, and found that everything was normal, without any traces of the presence of slender black object hairs, so he immediately said with annoyance: "Xiao Mo, eat well, don't think nonsense!"

Shen Mo chewed hard a few bites and swallowed the food in his mouth, and then said, "Bureau, what I said is a conspiracy, what did you hear?"

Zheng Zhijiang couldn't help but blush, and hurriedly asked, "What conspiracy can you see?" Could it be that you found out that these leaked photos were actually spy photos directed and acted by bees?"

Shen Mo immediately shook his head: "No, it's impossible for a bee to do this!"

"In fact, they are not very satisfied with this version of the bee man, because after all, the bee itself does not have professional engineering rescue equipment design and production experience, so the bee man is the six-legged balance system, as well as the somatosensory remote control technology is some technical content and novelty, most of the other subsystems are only directly produced with public information and general technology, which can be said to be completely inconsistent with special equipment standards. According to the habits of bees, the products they take out can be despised and sold badly, but they must not be ridiculed for things that have no technology and no technical content, and they will never hype them up, because they feel ashamed. ”

Sniffling, Zheng Zhijiang smiled: "This should be the taste of faith (brain) Yang (residual powder), right?"

Shen Mo ignored the faint mockery in his roommate's words, but said: "In fact, the first generation of beemen actually can't meet the standards of firefighting robots, and the fireproof and explosion-proof design is not enough, so they didn't plan to participate in that CF exhibition at all." Anyway, the version we heard at the time was that Bee decided to only watch the exhibition and not participate in the exhibition, waiting for an opportunity to buy and dig people to enrich their technical strength. And then when the second generation of truly practical bee people is developed, they will publicize it with a lot of fanfare!"

"Okay, you say so much, it seems to be summed up in one sentence: although the bees have plans to enter the construction machinery industry, they found that they failed behind closed doors, so they planned to quietly poach people to expand their technical strength, but they were deliberately leaked the existence of the bees, so as to expose the ambitions of the bees, and other special equipment manufacturers will be vigilant, whether it is acquisition or poaching The cost and difficulty will rise, right?" Zheng Zhijiang nodded: "In this way, there is a suspicion that can be explained." ”

"Huh?"

"The classmate who showed me these pictures said that he downloaded his pictures from a forum a few days ago, and there is a forum watermark at the bottom, but the strange thing is that today? He also searched on the Internet before, and he didn't see the name of 'Bee Fire Robot'. It shows that the bees should have discovered the problem this afternoon at the latest, and then they were busy decrypting the relevant information. It should be a lot of losses, right?"

"It's not a big loss," Shen Mo smiled, "Don't look at the bee man looks mighty and domineering, but except for that six-legged platform, no new technology has been developed at all, so in essence, it is similar to those folk self-made helicopters and submarines, it looks fresh, and there is not much innovation and cost in essence." I'm worried that Boss Ma will cut down this brick-moving robot project in a fit of anger, and it will be a tragedy. ”

"Moving bricks, using such a domineering and handsome robot to move bricks?" Zheng Zhijiang had an expression of "You are so wasteful, I am so heartbroken".

"The Beeman was originally designed to be used in rescue situations that are not suitable for large machinery to enter, so what's so strange about being good at moving bricks?"

"Hold you in your hands, burn incense reverently, cut out a candlelight ......" Shen Mo was about to say more, but the sudden sound of singing attracted his attention to the desk behind him, his watermelon mobile phone was buzzing and vibrating on the desktop to drift and turn in circles, and at the same time, the screen lit up, showing the eye-catching big nostrils of the second brother in the dormitory.

Walked over and picked up the mobile phone and put it to his ear, the call was automatically connected, and Wang Meng's "cry for help" came: "Help! Brother Mo, are you in the dormitory? Can you bring us an umbrella?"

It turned out that after the afternoon holiday, the other two people in the dormitory, Wang Meng and Sun Qi, felt that they had nothing to do, so they went to the off-campus Internet café to masturbate together, and then at dinner in the evening, they were about to go back to school to eat, but they found that it was already raining heavily outside the Internet café, so they had to call Shen Mo for help.

"Light or space-time?space-time, first floor or second floor?"

"Okay, I understand, but I'm still eating with the boss, so let's go fight again!"

At this time, Zheng Zhijiang reached out for the mobile phone, and said into the microphone: "Dr. Wang, I remember that you didn't turn the scarf of Durex's galoshes once?

After speaking, he took the phone off his ear and pressed the hang up button, while not forgetting to sigh: "The bee is the door, all the good functions are close to the bee mobile phone first, our eight-horse system is simply the same as the stepmother's raising!"

Shen Mo couldn't help but laugh and said: "Isn't it raised by the stepmother, Android's mother can Google the gods!After all, the slogan of the eight horses is the smoothest and most compatible Android, in order to reduce the trouble of adapting to various models, these small functions are naturally abandoned." Boss, if you really like these small functions, you can get a bee mobile phone, like my watermelon deposit 1300 phone bill will be given to you, which is equivalent to a mobile phone as long as you 300, gray is often cost-effective!"

"The performance of watermelon is too scummy, and the moon season is too girly, I'll still use my nex, so it's my own son!"

"The original system of your son has been brushed away by you, and you are no longer a son. ”

Regarding his roommate's complaints, Zheng Zhijiang took the time to reply while speeding up the cooking: "Hey, I can't help it, who said that all the native Google apps can't be used? ”

Although Zheng Zhijiang's galaxynex is customized by Google, with native Android, and the ability to upgrade to the latest version of the system as soon as possible, under the special network conditions in China, most of the Google services pre-installed on the native system have become cumbersome, so he didn't insist on his beliefs, and finally brushed the eight horse roms launched by bees.

When Zheng Zhijiang and Shen Mo rushed to the space-time power Internet café outside the school with an umbrella, they found that Wang Meng was standing behind Sun Qi, looking at the computer screen in front of him.

Seeing this situation, Zheng Zhijiang, as the head of the dormitory, should be concerned about the lives of his classmates, so he asked: "Doctor, it's not the end of the month yet, why is it moonlight?"

"Eleven has a recharge gift!" Wang Meng replied to the head of the house succinctly, and his eyes were always on the computer screen and did not leave.

Shen Mo glanced at the screen curiously, it looked like they were watching a costume drama, and the hexagonal globe logo in the upper left corner of the full-screen screen that was slowly rotating indicated that the video they were watching was provided by Bee Film and Television.

Although they knew that they could continue watching it when they returned to the dormitory, the four of them were still attracted by the exaggerated and funny content on the screen.

The costume drama they watched was not a TV series, but an online series, each episode was 15 to 20 minutes, and an episode was updated every Tuesday and Friday night, but because Sun Qi had just started military training when it premiered, he didn't know the existence of this drama, and he was waiting for the game to start when he accidentally caught a glimpse of someone watching this drama next to him, and he smiled so much that he leaned back and turned it on and took a look, but it was out of control, and the game was not played.

This web drama is about an otaku Long Aotte who stumbled upon a space-time wormhole when he was on the toilet, and then he began to test and explore this wormhole in a planned and orderly manner, and finally embarked on the road of burning glass to get rich, memorizing Mao poems to become famous, training special forces, quelling rebellion and opening up Xinjiang, worshipping the generals, and holding the authority of one party...... That's weird!

The episode they saw was that Long Aote finally learned the ancient official dialect in a way similar to a bilingual travel brochure, and ambitiously tore off the copyright page on his back, and re-pasted the "Four Books" and "Five Classics" on the front and back covers, and traveled to the Southern Song Dynasty, intending to run to sell them to those readers. However, the Taiwanese version of the traditional Chinese ancient books annotated by the master of Chinese studies in his hand did not get the appreciation of those sour talents, and the classmates of Ao Tron still wanted to argue and rescue it, but they directly tested him for his endorsement skills. You know, as a modern person who is accustomed to using search engines, in addition to the alphabet and multiplication table, there is basically nothing that can be recited fluently, so his results speak for themselves, and the book was also detained, saying that these books are blasphemous to the saint classics and will be handed over to the teachings.

Ancient books are not only traditional and vertical, but also have no punctuation marks, and when reading the article, the reader will implement according to the tone of the text, and draw a dot circle sentence after the empty words of "zhi, hu, person, also, ear, zai, 矣, 焉" to indicate a pause, so it is similar to "the way of heaven, the loss is more than enough to make up for the deficiency, so the void is better than the truth, and the lack is better than the surplus." Such a sentence is properly a pseudo-ancient text written by modern people, how can the real ancient text be missing?

In fact, the Confucian scholars did not care about what subtle meanings could be interpreted from the Confucian classics, but more concerned about who would interpret them, to be precise, the tastes and three views of the people who wrote the questions in the scientific examination, just like most people don't care whether they learn Oxford English or Irish English, as long as they can get a high score, they are good English.

Of course, the drama can't be so simple and straightforward to show the plot, the drama "Big Plan" is the first work of Bee Film and Television after the reform of the bee structure, which brings together a large number of elite soldiers and strong generals, and it is a ten-minute episode that is stuffed with all kinds of fresh jokes, and there is no urine point in the whole process. Although Sun Qi still wanted to watch the next three episodes in one go, Zheng Zhijiang and Shen Mo had no opinion, but Wang Meng, who was also hungry all afternoon, was not allowed to let his stomach, so Sun Qi had to reluctantly stop billing and turn off the computer.

On the way to school, Sun Qi was still immersed in the world of "Big Plan", and enthusiastically told the eldest and the third of them how in the first episode, Long Aot, tied up his neighbor's cat and threw it across the wormhole, so that it could act as a pioneer in time and space exploration.

After he finished speaking, Shen Mo said proudly: "Haha, it seems that I am still witty, I have a signed photo of Long Aote there, do you want it?"

"Don't, don't, what are the stinky men going to do, stirring the foundation?" Wang Meng hurriedly shook his hand: "But if there is a signed photo of the daughter of Liufu, I would be happy to laugh." ”

Liu Qilin is the female number one in this drama, because she is the first age-appropriate, beautiful, and single woman that Long Aot's classmates have seen after crossing, so he is set as the goal of marrying Bai Fumei, and the plot of these recent episodes revolves around working hard to get rich and save money to get hired, and there are a lot of jokes because of the difference between ancient and modern.

"I really have Miss Liu's signed photo, and I still have his photo wallpaper, but why should I pinch it for you?"

"Little Brother Mo, don't be like this! I'll invite you to dinner in the evening!" Wang Meng said as he stretched out his hand and pointed to the cafeteria building in the distance.

"I've already had dinner ......"

"After eating, you can also bring another one back for supper!"

In the end, Shen Mo still didn't go to the cafeteria, he and Zheng Zhijiang separated from the other two at the door of the cafeteria, and went straight back to the dormitory, planning to finish the remaining three episodes of the "big plan" in one go.

At this time, Zheng Zhijiang asked why Shen Mo had a signed photo of the actors of this drama.

"Because this film was filmed by Bee Film and Television itself! During the summer vacation, we visited the green screen studio of Bee Film and Television, and they were filming at that time, Boss, you can't imagine it, this drama is shot on a green screen throughout the whole process, and all the backgrounds are actually enlarged by miniature models!"

"Hmm, the scenery of those famous mountains, rivers, gardens, and ponds is also miniature?"

"Yes and no. The miniature model is made for convenience, although the volume is reduced, but the material used is the real antique building materials, shot with a high-definition camera and then enlarged, the effect is better than the realism of direct 3D modeling, and it is also better than the atmosphere of those Tang and Song streets in Hengdian. But the famous mountains and rivers garden pond or something, but it is just a rough model, and in the end it has to be CG, because the miniature version of flowers and plants is not easy to get. ”

While speaking, the two of them had already walked to the dormitory, put the umbrella away, one of them turned on the computer, and the other took out the mobile phone.

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"Oh! the new logo is so ugly!"

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