Chapter 078: What M!
Go to your house? Zhou Xin snorted and laughed, the woman with pear blossoms and rain, in Teng Chao's eyes, is simply a fairy, and the man swallowed his saliva fiercely. When the woman found that the man's eyes were on the career line, she immediately blushed and glared at the man and covered her collar.
The man in front of him is too ugly! If it was a substitute driver, it would be about the same, but that guy who was inferior to a beast missed the opportunity! Zhou Xin blushed and said coquettishly: "What do you see? Look at it again, pick out your eyes and step on it! Men don't have a good thing!"
Teng Chao swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "I don't like to hear this, who doesn't like to watch it? If there are no beautiful women on TV, who will watch it and it will cost electricity, I like to watch you, you are more beautiful than the actresses on TV, and the school girl is not as good-looking as you." ”
These words moved the woman a little, and Zhou Xin said softly: "Although you can't speak, it still makes me very comfortable, where are you going?"
If he hadn't been stimulated, Chairman Zhou would definitely not have been so good at talking, and women's cars are rarely ridden. Since Liu Qianlong was released from prison, the woman has completely changed as a person, and Teng Chao said unashamedly: "I drive ......"
Still driving? Zhou Xin remembered the car accident that night, and quickly refused to Teng Er was stunned: "Don't! Four wheels are different from four wheels, go back and take the driver's license, come and be a driver for me, you can earn more than you herding sheep and farming." ”
In fact, Dong Chou prefers surplus money, but that bastard has too strong self-esteem, and he seems to be docile in front of her, but he is actually very arrogant. It is precisely because Yu Qian's personality is very similar to Liu Qianlong, to be precise, that Zhou Xin is very impressed with him.
But the two stunned people in front of him are different, this guy is simply heartless, Dong Chou still likes such an easy-to-control man, or he likes the feeling of control since he was a child!
The guy in front of him is a little suffocating, although he is a little lacking in heart, but it is easy to control, Teng Chao has a bitter face: "I also want to take the ticket, I didn't have money before, but I will have money at the end of the month, I have a lot of money, where can I go to take the ticket?"
The woman was stunned for a moment, and instantly understood, Zhou Xin couldn't cry or laugh: "You mean that the bullet train is faster than the special speed? What kind of mess, don't you get on the car......?"
Without waiting for the woman to finish speaking, Teng Chao had already sat up with his pocket: "My sister said, don't take the co-pilot when you go out and take the car, it's very dangerous, last time...... Oh, you learned this skill from your teacher, right?"
The car crashed into a taxi on the side of the road, and Teng Chao's forehead hit a bag...... Fortunately, Chairman Zhou showed enough driving skills and finally drove the car home, in fact, Zhou Xin didn't want to bring outsiders back. But today's women's brains are already in a mess, and they can't see anything right, and they can't do anything right.
Now women want to drink, no matter who they are! When the woman got up from a nap, Teng Chao had already brought a pot of mutton soup to the table. The second stunned looked at all kinds of exquisite tableware and couldn't put it down, originally a rough man, but brewed a table of exquisite food, Zhou Xin seemed to have forgotten all kinds of things with Liu Qianlong, and looked at the food on the table stupidly.
Sure enough, it's a foodie! Teng Chao asked cautiously: "Do you want to open a meal?" Do you want to open a bottle of wine? Ahem, I see beer in the refrigerator......
The woman in contemplation was awakened, Zhou Xin was a little annoyed but instantly retracted: "Open a bottle of foreign bar, there is Russian vodka there, and Scotch whiskey, or, forget what you like, take it yourself, I'll just have a drink." ”
After choosing a long time in front of the wine cabinet, Teng finally chose the largest bottle, French 1500mL 40 degrees XO brandy: "Is this a success?"
Stunned, Zhou Xin looked at the man curiously: "Why this?"
Teng Chao, who was stunned, desperately opened the bottle cap: "Why? Where are there so many why? Drinking is drinking, okay or not, give a happy word, but go down to your house, drink a bottle of wine and clean things." ”
The woman's willow eyebrows were upside down, no one had talked to her like this for many years, but looking at the ruffian aura of the second stunned man and suddenly smiled, Zhou Xin shook his head: "Didn't you say whatever you want? whatever you want, the wine in the wine cabinet is optional, as long as you don't drink too much and don't go crazy, otherwise I will be angry!"
Half an hour later, a small part of the food on the table, most of the 1500mL brandy went down, Teng Chao tore the meat for the woman bare-chested, dipped in some pepper and salt and sent it to the woman's mouth: "Women drink less alcohol and eat more meat, see how thin you have become......?"
The woman subconsciously touched her fleshy face, and ate the piece of meat almost without resistance, at this moment the woman was already half-drunk, and the face was redder than the home clothes on her body. Zhou Xin was drunk: "Am I thin?"
Teng Chao, whose eyeballs almost fell into his career line, grinned: "What do you mean to be thin? It's like my cousin, how old are you and you haven't had children? Oh, my cousin's teahouse is open, I'm leaving!"
Zhou Xin suddenly remembered Liu Qianlong and Chen Xiangling's teahouse: "Don't go! Accompany me, all your efforts have been wasted! Giggles! Broom star! Hahaha! Don't go! I'll give you money, as long as you accompany me ......"
Teng Chao belched and let out a stinking breath: "Wait! What do you say? I'll accompany you and you give me money? Did I drink too much? Or did you drink too much? Come and have another drink, hey! That's right, what do you say to give me money? How much?"
Zhou Xin dragged the handbag in a drunken daze, took out all the banknotes inside and smashed them on Teng Chao's face: "Don't talk nonsense! Serve a good old lady, serve you badly, and let you have no place to stand in Songgang City, come and kneel!"
Teng Chao was dumbfounded: "What do you mean? There is food and drink and this welfare? What kind of big sister, do you really make me kneel? I haven't done this, I haven't knelt down for a woman when I'm so old, you ...... Don't bite me......"
Then the clothes of the two stunned were thrown on the carpet, followed by the trousers...... Teng Chao: "Tap! Oh mom! Help! Mom! Woo woo! I, woo woo! I grass! You hurt me! You gaha, huh! hey, you're crazy......
Carrying a whip that came out of nowhere, Zhou Xin slapped the man in front of him fiercely, like beating his ex-husband Liu Qianlong: "Liu Qianlong! I hate you! I want to beat you to death!"
Teng Chao was sneaky like a thief at night, he didn't know what it meant to be so M, but today he had experienced it thoroughly. I was almost killed by that crazy woman, and I thought I would change from a virgin to a man today, but I almost turned into a male corpse!
The next time I see that crazy woman, even if I give 10,000 yuan, I won't do it, it's so dangerous, I almost threw my life in the villa.
But when I touched the wad of money in my pocket, I didn't seem to suffer a loss! I was thinking about running into a person coldly: "You're so blind! Oh, brother-in-law, why are you here? I've been looking for you for two days......