Chapter 506: I Have Two Eggs, But I Can't Give Them to You

For something as a joke as making a duck, if it is for acquaintances or friends, it is a topic of ridicule that makes everyone feel happy.

This confirms that the object of ridicule has a good image and physique, and is a derogatory compliment.

But if you make this kind of joke on someone you don't know, there are usually only two results, one is to make the other party angry, or even fight.

Because to say to your face that people are ducks is an extremely insulting and ridiculous meaning, which even a flesh man can't bear.

Another result is that the other party throws a sentence about your nerves or that you are sick, and then ignores it and walks away.

Obviously, Li Zhen belongs to the former category.

Because he doesn't know this guy at all.

And, the sneer on this guy's face was on full display.

Insult, the insult of Chiguoguo.

Suddenly, Li Zhen smiled again and said to the thug: "Your suggestion is very good, but I have one condition?"

"What conditions?" The thug said excitedly.

He thought that Li Zhen had agreed to his own suggestion.

After all, if Li Zhen agrees to go to his friend's duck shop to be a duck, then he can get a business referral fee.

Not to mention too much, at least one or two thousand yuan will not be able to run.

"The condition is, before I go to be a duck, please send me your old mother, your sister and your wife, in short, all the women in your family, I want to sleep one by one, okay?" Li Zhen said unhurriedly, looking at each other with a pair of eyes that seemed to be smiling.

As soon as he finished speaking, someone on the side couldn't help but laugh.

Xiao Liuzi also laughed very happily.

He had long known that this good-looking young man was here to help him, but he didn't expect it to be so funny.

In addition, some onlookers also forced themselves not to laugh, but they had no way to control it, and their facial expressions were distorted, which was extremely embarrassing.

The thug's face turned red, and then his face turned red, and he scolded angrily: "What a boy, I was kind enough to help you introduce you to a job, but you are so good that you actually teased me." If nothing else, let's take my punch first. ”

Between the words, he took a step forward, stretched out his right fist, and struck Li Zhen viciously at the door.

was told to sleep with all the women in his house in person, and even a man could not tolerate such a big insult.

Now, the thug wants to knock this nasty kid flat with one punch.

"Be careful. Xiao Liuzi saw that the other party was fierce, for fear that Li Zhen would suffer a loss, so he couldn't help but remind him, and stretched out his hand to pull it.

"It's okay, he doesn't dare hit me. Li Zhen took advantage of the situation to step back, dodged the other party's punch, and said to Xiao Liuzi.

"Yes, you don't dare to hit you with who you are, I want to see what the consequences of hitting you are?" The thug stepped forward and swung his fist at Li Zhen again.

"I'll tell you the truth, because the consequences of beating me are very serious, and I need to lose a lot of money to solve the problem. But I see that you must be a poor ghost, so I suggest that you don't beat me, and I don't talk about this in ordinary people. Li Zhen said seriously while retreating and dodging.

"Damn, are the bones of your body made of gold, so expensive? Specially, no matter how poor I am, I will give you a try. The thug didn't believe in evil, laughed and cursed, and continued to attack Li Zhen with his fist.

But what he didn't think about was that no matter how he hit with his fists, he would have to touch half of Li Zhen's clothes.

The thug who was wearing new leather shoes before saw that it was not good, and hurriedly said to the others: "Be careful, this kid is famous, let's go together, repair this kid first, and then abolish that kid." What's more, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, but I met such two strange people, and they all took the initiative to shout for us to fight. “

The other two companions couldn't wait for a long time, just waiting for his words to come out, and immediately rushed up to besiege Li Zhen alone.

Unexpectedly, when they were not next to Li Zhen's side, they only heard Li Zhen's howl, and his body fell to the ground, supported with one palm.

It turned out that the thug hit Li Zhen with an extremely rare punch, knocking him to the ground.

However, the thug looked surprised.

As soon as the cross-section of his fist touched the opponent's clothes, the opponent fell to the ground and screamed.

This is too abnormal, because he feels that the power in his hand has not yet reached the other person's body, and it is only touching the clothes, and it is impossible to produce such an effect.

This couldn't help but make him a little confused.

Could it be that he has invisibly cultivated an unfathomable boxing style?

It can hurt people invisibly with fist wind.

That's a fork.

But even more bewilderment is yet to come.

But seeing Li Zhen snorting and chirping, he got up from the ground, covered his chest, shook his hand at the four thugs, and pleaded with a painful face: "Oh no, you must not beat me again, I will die if I hit me again, now my chest hurts so much, it seems that I was injured by his punch, and there must be symptoms of internal bleeding." ”

Looking at the four thugs with a surprised and puzzled face, Li Zhen said a little helplessly: "Alas, seeing that the four of you are poor ghosts, I don't embarrass you." Well, give me 20,000 yuan, plus the previous 30,000 yuan, for a total of 50,000 yuan, so that I can go to the hospital for a comprehensive examination. ”

He said this with great confidence and fearlessness, as if the four thugs really owed him money.

"I'll take your sister's balls. The fat face of the thug in leather shoes before turned red and white with anger, and with a wave of his hand, he once again asked his companions to attack Li Zhen together.

"I don't have a sister, and I don't have balls, but I have two balls, but you can't take them because they're my wives' private property. Of course, if your sister or your mother needs to borrow it, I don't mind lending it to them. Li Zhen said generously.

"Ah, brothers, don't listen to this stinky boy's nonsense, just beat him until he is killed, if something happens, I will be responsible. The security guard in leather shoes yelled angrily.

He felt that the four of them could not defeat Li Zhen in mouth, and could only let his strong fists conquer this hateful boy.

As a result, the four thugs began to concentrate on punching and kicking Li Zhen.

Because they also gradually realized that this good-looking boy must have some skills, otherwise, he would not have come to make fun of the four of them.

You must know that the four of them are the thugs with good skills and minds in Zhilan Plastic Surgery Hospital, and usually as long as the four of them make a move, they will ensure that they will succeed immediately, or they will be caught.

"Alas, I'm short on time, and I don't have so much effort to play with you, so you better honestly get me the money. Li Zhen stopped dodging and directly attacked the four people.

(End of chapter)

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