At six o'clock, the strong cloud wind of the biological clock woke up.

I'm going! I actually grabbed Chen Ruofeng's hand? Did I fall into the Gu last night?

The clouds and winds quietly got up and prepared for the day's activities. Grandma has woken up, she is recovering well, at least she doesn't drool anymore, but she is walking slower than before. Grandma sat in front of the stove pit, and there was a fire burning in the pit, presumably boiling water.

"Yunfeng, come here. The old lady beckoned to the clouds. Yun Feng obediently moved a small bench and sat beside his grandmother.

"You're grown up, you've got a boyfriend, your bed is too small, go make a bigger one?"

"Grandma! He's not my boyfriend, and even if he were, he wouldn't have been able to live in our house forever! ”

"Whether he lives with us or not, this is your maiden home, where you can come back at any time, you two can barely sleep now, if you have a baby, where will the baby sleep?"

Yun Feng slapped her head, and the old lady's speech became more and more scoreless!

The old lady began to cough dryly: "Ahem, you ...... now." When you grow up and have a lover, you naturally won't listen to what grandma says, it's okay, grandma and I don't have much time anyway, cough cough ......"

Yunfeng patted grandma on the back. "Got it, don't worry, I'll try to make a bamboo bed within tomorrow, don't worry!"

The old lady smiled slyly. But whenever grandma digs a pit, as long as she insists or even threatens, Yunfeng always jumps from pit to pit, and the old lady can't try it.

Yunfeng went to the vegetable garden to pick some withered yellow vegetables, chopped them and mixed them with yesterday's leftover porridge and a little feed to feed the chickens, she bought ten chickens again, some flowers, some black and some yellow, all the hens, hoping that they would grow up quickly and lay eggs for the old lady to replenish nutrition. Every morning, crack a raw egg in a stainless steel cup, add a little salt or sugar, and pour it into a piping hot porridge soup, which is usually a nutritious breakfast for old ladies.

When he returned home after feeding the chickens, Chen Ruofeng also woke up, and was sitting at the dining table talking and laughing with the old lady, drinking the old lady's exclusive nutritious breakfast.

Yun Feng glanced at him, opened the lid of the pot and saw that there was not much soup left in the porridge.

"Yunfeng, this egg soup is so delicious, I drank two bowls!" Chen Ruofeng showed off to Yunfeng like an idiot.

Yun Feng was so angry that his hands trembled. Chen Ruofeng immediately realized that something was wrong, grabbed the old lady's arm and said, "Grandma, look, Yunfeng is going to eat people again!"

The old lady reprimanded Yun Feng harshly, Yun Feng had to change his virtuous face, took Chen Ruofeng's other arm and said, "Ruofeng, grandma told me in the morning that she needs to make another bed, let's go up the mountain to chop bamboo together, shall we?"

Chen Ruofeng was deadlocked, Yun Feng made a strong effort, and immediately resumed his rough tone after breaking Chen Ruofeng out of the old lady: "Grandma, let's cut bamboo!"

The old lady smiled: "Yes, the couple's bed must be completed by the husband and wife together!" After speaking, she looked at them ambiguously.

Erfeng glanced at each other, confirmed their eyes, and still didn't argue with the old lady, she couldn't explain it.

The bamboo forest requires a mountain road to walk, where the bamboo trees are older, easier to split, and stronger to weave. Yun Feng is used to climbing mountain roads, and he is familiar with the road, walking in front of him, turning back from time to time and urging Chen Ruofeng to hurry up!

Chen Ruofeng insisted all the way by admiring the visual impact of Yunfeng's big buttocks, swaying from side to side and trembling.

Halfway through, Chen Ruofeng suddenly stopped, holding his stomach with both hands, with a hideous expression.

"Help me, Yunfeng. Chen Ruofeng stretched out his hand to call Yun Feng, although the voice was not loud, but Yun Feng, who was deaf and clear-sighted, still heard it. She hurriedly ran over to check and ask, until Chen Ruofeng, whose brows were twisted, couldn't help but make a few stinky farts, and the two looked away from each other in embarrassment.

"Bear with me, it'll be solved in no time. I saw Yun Feng find a secluded place, use a woodcutter to remove the weeds, quickly dig a pit in the ground, and beckon Chen Ruofeng to come over. Chen Ruofeng hesitated.

"Why are you stunned, it's like this to survive in the wild, and when the problem is solved, you can bury it with soil, and it can be used as fertilizer! This is to contribute to the cause of environmental protection! Don't rub it off! If you want to sleep in bed at night, you will be numb!" Yunfeng roared undoubtedly.

Chen Ruofeng was just about to take off his pants when he remembered a tricky question.

"Where's the paper?"

"Just pick up some leaves!" Yun Feng didn't bother to pay attention to him, and casually found a place to sit with his back to him.

Chen Ruofeng shouted in his heart, a young master born in a dignified century-old nobleman, born with a golden spoon, and now he has been reduced to wiping without paper, so he has to use leaves?

Yunfeng doesn't even have a bag, what kind of woman is this?

Five minutes later, Chen Ruofeng rubbed to Yunfeng's side like a shy little daughter-in-law.

"Where to wash your hands?" Chen Ruofeng's face turned red!

"Ouch! You're in trouble! Go back and wash! You haven't eaten, what are you washing your hands!!" Yun Feng roared at Chen Ruofeng who was delaying time! After yelling, he gave him a knife eye, and simply turned around and walked quickly.

Chen Ruofeng was choked, and a mouthful of blood blocked his chest, but it was not easy to attack.

Hmph, don't bother with the rough rednecks!

"Come, I'll teach you, don't look for the kind of bamboo that looks new, it's just grown tender bamboo, ignore it directly, we want a ...... that is more than three years old"

"What do you think of this?"

"It looks dirty on the outside, obviously experienced by the wind and rain, and the erosion of the years is probably that the old bamboo is easier to split and the weaving things are still strong, you know?"

Chen Ruofeng suddenly realized, and couldn't help nodding: "I have long knowledge!"

"And when you cut, you must cut diagonally, don't give me a stupid flat cut, that's what a fool will do, such as you Chen Ruofeng, if I don't say it, you will definitely do it!"

"If you want to scold me for being stupid, you can be more direct, I will sentence you to breach the contract and fine you five hundred. Chen Ruofeng put his hands around his chest, pointed at Erlang's legs, and said arrogantly.

Yun Feng smiled flatteringly: "Talk about money, hurt money!"

"Okay, you take it and cut it for me, with the handle of the knife in your right hand and the bamboo in your left hand. ”

Chen Ruofeng slashed down, the tip of the knife was inserted into the soil, and he couldn't pull it out. The impatient Yun Feng pushed Chen Ruofeng away, raised the knife in his hand, and pulled out the machete.

"It's really stupid! What happens if you cut it a little bit? Do you care about the lack of bamboo? I just said that you can't split it flat, you just split it flat, you have a problem with your IQ! Look at me!" the irritable cloud wind roared again.

Brush brush brush, only five times, the bamboo fell in response!

"See, right? holding a knife in your right hand and a bamboo in your left hand, the range of movement is a little bigger, and your strength is a little bigger, don't worry that it will hurt, if you pity it, you won't be able to eat, imagine that you and it, either you die or I live, cut it hard, quickly and ruthlessly! Don't hesitate to look like an old lady!"

"You mean, think of it as your enemy, and fight it to the death?"

"That's right? Sometimes when I'm depressed, I come to chop bamboo and chop wood, and when I'm done, I sweat and go back to take a shower, and there's nothing more to be happy about! ”

Chen Ruofeng held the machete again, stared at the bamboo with both eyes, and between the electric light, he held the bamboo violently, and waved the machete with his right hand, "Huang Yunfeng, Huang Yunfeng, Huang Yunfeng......"