What's the matter, who are the people watching Lao Tzu's live broadcast, elementary school students??

Nima, Lao Tzu is a powerful porcelain anchor teaching, not an entertainment anchor!

At this time, another local tyrant sent Xie Lang a super rocket and made a harsh request, "Brother Wenwen, I want to see you play Yasuo, your Yasuo must be a thief 6, hurry up and fight LOL!!"

"Yes, yes, Brother Wenwen, you see it's so late today, and it's not easy to touch porcelain, we want to see you fight the glory of kings, how about playing Luban???"

"Dog gentle, I also want to watch you eat chicken. ”

Swish..

All kinds of gifts in the live broadcast room are constantly swiped, fish balls, cards, planes, rockets, like rain.

Everyone in the audience was clamoring for Xie Lang to play games, especially when they thought of the outfit of this kid Yasuo last time, everyone was guessing that Xie Lang's Yasuo must be a thief 6.

Playing Yasuo?

Glory to the King?

Watch me eat chicken??

Xie Lang saw these strange guys, he couldn't cry or laugh, and pretended to be forced in the live broadcast room and said, "No, you can't humiliate me like this if you have money, you are trampling on my personality, am I gentle like the kind of entertainment anchor who listens to your opinions for gifts?"

"9999, the anchor is domineering!! this is our gentle brother. ”

"Okay, Brother Wenwen, today the black has turned to powder, and I have backbone. ”

Who knew that Xie Lang hadn't been handsome for three seconds, and said: "Come on, come on, everyone's gifts are coming more violently... Don't say it's for me to play live games for you, as long as the gift is delivered, it's no problem to call Dad. ”

"There is no one of the most brutal, the most obscene, and the most promiscuous anchors. ”

"Don't worry, I've bought a 40-meter machete, and now the plane is heading for the East China Sea, I'm going to let Dog Gentle run 39 meters first, and then chop him with a knife. ”

"Please, dog gentle, can you play a LOL, I gave you all the fish balls, or take off your dog head hat, we want to see what you look like." ”

Xie Lang smiled, pushed the dog's head hat net with a big grin, slightly exposed his mouth, held a cigarette, and spit out a puff of smoke in front of the camera mischievously.

On the other hand, leaning on the bed to watch the live broadcast Wang Xian'er, after hearing Xie Lang's words in the live broadcast room at first, he immediately recharged hundreds of thousands, and gave Xie Lang fifty super rockets!

The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned for a moment, and then they were amused by Wang Xian'er's postscript, and praised Tu Hao's little girl for her wit.

Sure enough, if you want to sanction the shameless Xie Lang, you have to ignore him even more!

"Haha ”

"The dog is gentle, hurry up and call Mom, I just said that there are many gifts, and you can call Dad. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed so much that tears flowed from their eyes.

In their opinion, the vest of the ID of "Xie Lang's little fairy" is simply a second hit in the face of the anchor.

"Dog is gentle and stupid, I'll set you monkey! Hurry up and call your mother, ahahaha. ”

The video was recorded, and the anchor hurriedly called his mother. ”

"I think Brother Wen Wen's heart must be broken at this moment. ”

Xie Lang, who had just finished pretending to be forced, didn't expect the retribution to come so quickly.

At this time, Xie Lang's mood instantly became unbeautiful, Wang Xian'er, a thief chick, was simply too deceitful, and she actually smashed me with money??

Do I Xie Lang seem to be the kind of person who calls my mother for money?

"If you don't call Mom, you can sing an itch song for us, and you have to sing and dance at the same time. Wang Xian'er sent a few more super fires, and said confidently in the live broadcast room.

Xie Lang's face was full of black lines, Wang Xian'er, the chicken thief's guy.

actually forced himself to sing in front of tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room??

And you have to dance and sing at the same time?

Xie Lang said with a smile: "Everyone, in fact, I have a pretty good voice, why don't I sing a love song to everyone?"

In the live broadcast room, the audience looked at Xie Lang and wanted to change the topic again, and they all made trouble:

"Sing your MMP, Lao Tzu Asian Night Prince hasn't spoken yet, you still want to sing love songs?"

"Brother Gentle, can you stop making me laugh?"

"It's just that mom doesn't scream, so it's starting to change the subject?"

"Brother Wenwen, let's not play like this, the little fairy is waiting for you to sing itchy. ”

"A certain anchor bragged about calling his mother, but his scalp was numb when he was smashed by gifts, trying to divert the audience's attention from rapping love songs, bad reviews!"

“233333……”

Xie Lang saw that the audience was mocking him, and he didn't defend himself, but just smiled faintly and said, "Brothers, it's not a joke, my voice is really good~ Or you deduct the word, order a song, what song has the most barrage, I'll sing it, how??"

Itch! Itch!

Itch! Itch!

A big barrage is all about asking Xie Lang to sing "Itchy".

"Haha, every day I watch the dog's gentle live broadcast and get slapped in the face, the mood is refreshing, and my brother will come to a plane first to suppress the shock. ”

"Brothers, the anchor doesn't count what he says, take a wave away!"

"Okay, good, Lao Tzu is willing to gamble and lose, I sing and sing, just sing and itch, okay??"

Seeing the dense barrage on the screen, Xie Lang had no choice but to admit it, although his voice was very small, but for the audience watching the live broadcast, this was undoubtedly a bolt from the blue!

"Yo??The anchor really wants to sing itchy?"

Xie Lang took a deep breath and had no choice but to stand up, then took a few steps back and cleared his throat.

"She is a touch of the sun, I think more about who knows how to appreciate, he has a blue cloud window, just waiting for someone to share ......"

"Come on, be happy, have a lot of time anyway, come on, love, have a lot of foolishness anyway, come on, wander, have a lot of directions, come on, be pretentious, have a lot of scenery anyway......"

Hahahaha.

it?

"The dog is gentle and sings ??? realistically"

"Nima, don't dare to look at it directly!!"

Even Wang Xian'er, who watched Xie Lang's live broadcast at home, laughed non-stop.

She didn't seem to expect Xie Lang to really scratch his head in front of tens of thousands of people.

This...... It shouldn't be.

It doesn't look like his style at all.

"Ah, the more I panic, the more I think, the more I panic, the more I itch, the more I scratch, the more itchy. Come on, wandering, there are a lot of directions anyway, come on, be pretentious, there are a lot of scenery anyway. ”

Looking at Xie Lang's cheap appearance on the live broadcast screen, the audience was amazed after watching it,

"Sao, Brother Gentle, you are the most sassy anchor I have ever seen!"

"I'll go! ”

"Brother Wenwen, just now my mother asked me why I was crying...... I would like to say...... Your live stream ...... Spicy eyes!"

"Hahaha, don't laugh at the anchor, although it's a bit embarrassing, but how to say it...... At least the streamer is willing to gamble and lose, right?"

"Yes, yes, unlike other anchors, they talk about eating at every turn, but they can't do it. Many viewers relieved Xie Lang in the live broadcast room.

After singing "Itchy", Xie Lang sat down in front of the computer again, and then said with a straight face: "Okay, everyone, since you have made enough trouble... Now let's draw a wave of rewards for everyone, it's time to give everyone a wave back. ”