“... What the hell is this plot? I don't understand it anymore..."

"Ditto, I don't understand it either... Shouldn't the normal script be a big battle between justice and evil, where the righteous side is brutalized at the beginning, and then the Jedi counterattacks in the end, and in the end justice wins?"

...

"Xiaoyi, how's it going?" Xu Yuanxuan began to urge. Here, Xu Xiyan is unlikely to win... After all, there is a big stage difference, and that is the essential gap.

"Sister Linxia said that it's good to follow Xu Guangning... I can't persuade her. It can be seen that her sadness is not mainly due to the fact that she can't reunite with Sister Linxia.

"Yo Xi Yo Xi, Xiao Yi has done a good job..."Xu Yuanxuan began to think about whether to kidnap her...

"Little San, come and possess yourself, you come to form the crotch and start working!"

"..."Little three has nothing to love, you can say whatever you like, and it's not bad to form a crotch... The essence of any animal in the male is in that part...

For the sake of a happy life for myself and Xuedan in the future... The crotch is the crotch...

After Xiao San integrated into Xu Yuanxuan's body, Xu Yuanxuan had the ability to resurrect and began to plan to abduct. No, it's to save "Sister Linxia." ”

Xiao San rolled his eyes, "It's still a fart, now that Xu Guangning is not in the battleship, let's go in, grab the "stick" of the intelligence core and run... As for this first-class battleship, unless Xu Guangning makes great efforts to destroy it, he won't be able to drive it away anyway..."If there is no intelligent core, this kind of behemoth, I'm afraid that just to run, it will require at least a few hundred people to cooperate, right?"

"Yes..."Xu Yuanxuan also felt that he sometimes always looked ahead and was not decisive, which was not good. Anyway, Xu Guangning is not in the spaceship, what else is there to take into account?

"Little San, how many times do you need to flash this distance?"

"How many times, big brother, that's a distance of millions of kilometers... Even if the distance of the flash in the universe is greatly enhanced, the top of the sky can flash 10,000 meters at a time... If you want to get past by flashing, you might as well just kill me..."

"It's okay, you can be resurrected if you're tired... You'll just flash it all the way. ”

Xiao San feels that he should redefine Seo Won-hyun and his friendship... Such a friend who doesn't take his life seriously, can he make friends?

But Xiao San still carried out this order... He didn't know how many times he had been exhausted on the way...

...

Over there, Xu Xiyan and Xu Guangning became a martial arts exchange meeting...

"You are overwhelming... It seems that there are many similarities with me..."

"Hey, what's your trick of messing around... Seems to be quite practical..."

“... What the hell is it to fight around? I really don't have any knowledge! Just your little martial arts knowledge, you must not have the Nine Yin Sutra, the Nine Yang Sutra, the Sunflower Treasure Book, the Evil Sword Technique, the Dugu Nine Swords, the Pulp Washing Sutra, the Yijin Sutra, Xiao Wuxianggong... Let's learn all these martial arts with common sense!?scum!"

Xu Guangning, who had never read Jin Lao's Fourteen Heavenly Books and had never played related games, was stunned: "There are so many magic skills in the world?"

"Of course, these were collected by my brother, as early as the Northern Song Dynasty... My brother and their family have passed down the way of the other to give back to the other..."

...

“... What kind of trouble is this Xu Xiyan going to run the train with his mouth full?"

"She's stalling for time... But there must be a purpose for delaying time, right?"

“... Look! The lights on that ship are out!"

...

"Xu Xiyan, what the hell are you doing!"

"Hehe, my brother is very interested in your sister Linxia, so now your sister Linxia is estimated to have been abducted by my brother..."

“...”

...

"Huh, what kind of god is this? Did you give the villain boss a certain green hat at the end of the day?"

"I wonder what color this is?" a green subtitle drifted by.

"That's the color of forgiveness..."

"Vibrant colors..."

"The color of the earth..."

"In the end, it's still the color of forgiveness...."

"Upstairs with a bunch of godanpi. ”

...

"Hmph. "That is the last existence that can talk to me normally, and now, are you going to leave me?" "You guys, underestimate me too much..."

"Hurry, run..."Xu Yuanxuan picked up Lin Xia and just wanted to run, but he was swept into minced meat with a palm and pasted on the door. Xiao San smiled bitterly, even if it flashes no matter how good it is, there is a CD, and these few seconds of CD are enough for Xu Guangning, who is now a ninth-order.

"Give me back Linxia..."

"Give..."Xu Yuanxuan was directly instigated. He is not afraid of death, but Xu Guangning's momentum really frightened Xu Yuanxuan, if he really took Linxia, maybe this madman did something to retaliate... For example... How about an asteroid hit the Speaker's capital star?

...

"Poof, forgive me for being young and ignorant, Sister Linxia turned out to be a stick... Looking at the face of the villain BOSS, it is obvious that I value this stick very much... Could it be that this stick has some special purpose..."

“... This plot is absolutely unexpected... This screenwriter... Drag it out and beat it to death, this fight lasted an hour, right? It's not over yet? Is there a plot for this movie?"

...

"Linxia, are you okay?"

Xu Guangning asked "affectionately" at a stick.

A group of people in the live broadcast room are already half-crazy... How much does this director insult their intelligence? Even if you get a good-looking supporting role... Belch... I...

I saw that the "stick" turned out to be a beauty in ancient costume... The beauty turned out to be an ancient Han costume, fluttering like a fairy, this is the appearance that Linxia chose to conform to Xu Guangning's aesthetics, and it is nine points similar to Xuedan.

If Xu Yuanxuan hadn't known that this was Linxia, it is estimated that he would have exclaimed "Xuedan!?" on the spot.

The junior is even more unbearable... After all, he hadn't seen Xuedan in a long time... The last time the snow pill came, this thing was not completely awake, but it was in a state of confusion.

"Linxia, you drive the boat back, I don't think they dare stop you. ”

"Hmm..."Lin Xia obediently left, leaving only Xiao San stunned... Even if it's not that person.. It's good to have a second look.

"Alright... Don't be here mother-in-law, hurry up and cultivate to the ninth order, let's go see the real Xuedan..."Xu Yuanxuan rarely comforted Xiaosan, and at the same time did not forget to slander his stomach, Xuedan is such a good cabbage... I want to be a junior... Hey, what a waste.

"Hmm!" Xiao San agreed, and did not forget to glance at Xu Yuanxuan gratefully. But if he knew what Xu Yuanxuan was slandering, he probably wouldn't have any gratitude...

...

"Hey, so many things in it can be related to some real-world information... I remember that cat named Xuedan!"

"I remember, I remember, I remember! The huge, cute white cat that tore the sky apart... I really want to touch her..."

"You have it, you're just this head, and it's not as tall as anyone's fingernails..."

"Tie Tie, old heart, you can't tell the truth these days, don't you even know this bit of common sense?"

...

Seeing that Xu Yuanxuan and Xu Xiyan let Lin Xia leave, they didn't dare to be any demons, Xu Guangning was very satisfied, "In this way, just continue to fight?"

Xu Xiyan rolled his eyes, "I love to beat you, I'm leaving." "Before, it was to delay time and let Xu Yuanxuan steal Linxia, but Xu Yuanxuan was so cowardly... Blind she has been delaying for so long. Hmph, stupid dude!

Xu Yuanxuan touched his nose, "Uh, it's going to rain, I'm still hanging clothes there, so what, I'll go back first." ”

Have you ever seen rain in the universe? Or how do you form water in a space close to absolute zero?

How much do you misunderstand my IQ?