Episode 78: Slapstick
After being surprised, Zhang Wei quickly recovered and said succinctly: "Okay! I know! What's going on over there?"
Hu Yifei on the other end of the phone secretly glanced in the direction of the living room, then turned his back, covered his mobile phone and said softly:
"The little girl is a bit of a tough deal to deal with! I can't tell she's having a heart attack anyway. ”
Hmm-
Zhang Wei nodded and said in a deep voice: "In this way, you guys will act according to the script first, and we will go back!"
Hu Yifei answered, and then the two hung up the phone at the same time with a tacit understanding.
Seeing this, Youyou, who had been holding back uncomfortably, hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" Is there any news of Ziqiao?"
Zhang Wei put down his phone, looked at Youyou and nodded: "Fortunately, he has already gone back one step ahead of us!"
Whew-
Hearing this, Yoyo subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, and then raised his hand and patted his slightly bulging chest.
"God forbid!" she whispered.
Zhang Wei grinned, didn't say more, pointed to the gate of the villa, and motioned for Youyou to go out and talk about it.
And just like that, the two of them crept out of the villa on the lawn again, and unlike when they had gone soon, they were now noticeably more relaxed.
While walking along the street of the community to the door, Zhang Wei couldn't help but be curious: "Yoyo, have you ever had a boyfriend before?"
He couldn't imagine what it would have been like for Yoyo to mistake Tina's moans for screams!
"Huh?" "Youyou's body shook, and he turned his head slowly, and put his hands on his chest as if he was afraid: "What do ......you want to do?" Isn't it going to be a ...... preparation?"
As soon as he was halfway through his words, Yoyo, who was like a playful spirit, quickly shook his head violently: "No! ”
"???" Zhang Wei's black question mark face, said, what the hell are you talking about?
"Yoyo!"
"Huh, what's wrong?"
Hmm-
Zhang Wei pondered for a few seconds, then glanced at his leisurely figure and said, "If your drama is as little as your bust...... How nice that would be!"
"You!" Youyou raised his fist angrily: "I didn't expect Zhang Wei to be such a person!"
Seeing that Youyou's fist was about to touch him, Zhang Wei immediately started with a catapult and quickly got out of her attack range.
At the same time, he didn't forget to look back and laugh and say: "I really envy you, you have an airport at a young age, tsk...... Rich people are good...!"
"Zhang Wei!" Youyou was so angry that he wanted to rush up and bite him a few times, but Zhang Wei's dodging ability was too strong.
On the other hand, the audience in the live broadcast room felt funny when they watched this scene, so they brushed up the barrage......
[! How can you say that, little aunt! People also have an airport with their ability, okay!]
[Your airport looks like this, you obviously have breasts! It's just ...... It's just not obvious to look at!]
[Small breasts have the advantage of small breasts, unlike me, I can't see the road under my feet clearly when I walk, and I am distressed]
[Vozhi, upstairs you're showing off, right?
[Can't see the way?I'm afraid you're a blind man!2333]
The two fought all the way and finally approached the gate of the community.
From a distance, Zhang Wei saw two figures entangled at the door.
When I got closer, it was Zeng Xiaoxian and the security guard on duty, and the two were arguing about something!
To Zhang Wei's surprise, Zeng Xiaoxian was wearing the same courier jacket as himself, which was also printed with the LOGO of YTO Express.
"Hey, I'm going to deliver a courier, why are you blocking me from letting me in!" Zeng Xiaoxian tucked the package he had prepared in advance under his armpit and said indignantly.
The security guard on duty rolled his eyes: "It's not your clothes, is it?"
Zhang Wei and Youyou, who were not far behind them, almost couldn't hold back their laughter when they heard this, it was really because Zeng Xiaoxian's current appearance was really funny!
"Why aren't they my clothes!" Zeng Xiaoxian stiffened his neck, and said stiffly: "It's only because I've been growing my body lately, so my clothes look a little smaller!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said as he tugged at his slightly tight coat in order to prove that he wasn't lying.
The security guard on duty showed a look of "I believe that you have a ghost" and said slowly: "You are stupid for me! Let me tell you the truth! Your Yuantong courier has just entered one! Do you think I don't know that a person is in charge of an area?"
"Let's go quickly! Although I don't know what your purpose is in a hurry, but ......" The security guard glared, and his momentum suddenly emanated: "If I make trouble again, I can only take force measures!"
When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he suddenly withered, and subconsciously shrunk his neck.
Zhang Wei and Youyou knew that they were not good, so they hurriedly stepped forward.
"Brother security guard, I've already found our boss, I really want to thank you this time!" The Youyou accent was transformed into Wu Nong's soft language in an instant, which made people listen to it intoxicatingly.
The security guard, who was about to say a few cruel words to Zeng Xiaoxian, was stunned, and the momentum on his body instantly dissipated.
Then, I saw him scratching his head and turning around, with a simple face: "Hehe, don't thank me, you should be!"
Yoyo also smiled.
At this time, the security guard on duty finally noticed Zhang Wei and said strangely: "Eh, you two know each other?"
Recognize...... Know...?
Zhang Wei and Youyou glanced at each other, and then each took a few steps to the side with a tacit understanding, and said with a dry smile: "No... How can we know each other!"
Before the security guard could react, Yoyo hurriedly took the lead and said:
"What's that, brother security, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first, and I'll come to see you next time I have time~~"
After speaking, in order not to expose the fact that he knew several people, Yoyo waved his hand and took the lead to leave.
Seeing this, Zhang Wei hurriedly nodded and said, "Well, we don't know each other!
When passing by Zeng Xiaoxian's side, Zhang Wei did not forget to whisper to remind him to "finish the work".
In the end, under the watchful eyes of the security brothers, the three of them left the confines of the Zhongjian Grand Mansion one after the other.
……
After walking a distance to the side, seeing that he had left the sight of the security guards, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly walked a few steps quickly and followed Zhang Wei.
Zhang Wei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian slightly, looked at his outfit, and couldn't help laughing and crying: "Teacher Zeng, which one of you are doing this?"
He asked knowingly.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled embarrassedly, and then said embarrassedly: "I saw that you went in easily in the courier clothes, and then I estimated that I should be okay!"
At that time, I happened to see a courier on the street, and it took a lot of effort to buy this outfit from him, but I didn't expect it to be ...... smaller."
Hearing this, Zhang Wei finally couldn't help laughing: "Didn't I tell you before?
Zeng Xiaoxian's head was full of black lines, and he was just about to retort, but Tang Youyou, who stopped not far in front, said speechlessly: "You guys should go faster!"
Zhang Wei and the others stood still in front of Youyou, Zeng Xiaoxian finally remembered what he was going to ask, and hurriedly said, "Did you go in and find out the news of Ziqiao?"
"Yifei called me before and said that he had already gone back before us......"