"Damn, isn't this robot sick, it's not good to hook anyone, and he actually hooked up the promise hand with such a good economy. Dead pit goods. ”

A thin man wearing a gold necklace and a vest sat in front of the computer and cursed loudly.

At the moment, the thin man is playing a very popular e-sports game LOL, the Chinese name League of Legends.

In the game, he plays the ADC bit, and the hero is Wayne, the shooter type.

Now his computer screen is in black and white, he has just been killed by his opponent, and his record is 0-4-0, zero kills, four kills, and zero assists.

The thin man with an angry face lit a cigarette for himself first, and then quickly typed down the keyboard, "Assist, get out of Lao Tzu, I@,%, ¥." ”

The thin man's words were too ugly to hear, and his assistance couldn't stand it, and he shot back: "Mara coin, AD can't even move, and play with a hammer." ”

The thin man couldn't bear it, and continued to type on the keyboard, "Yo he, spicy chicken thing, you have a hair, you have the ability to wait for us SOLO, and the loser will be called Dad." ”

This time the support was not sent again, because he had already been resurrected, and the thin man was resurrected.

The thin man clicked the mouse, and in the time he and the auxiliary were resurrected, the blood volume of his family's first tower had been consumed by the other party.

After going online, the thin man chose to develop steadily, without consuming the opponent's blood, and his number of reinforcements was far behind the opponent's ADC by sixty, and he had to make up for the economy.

At this time, the thin man's auxiliary robot suddenly hooked the auxiliary fire man of the opposite family, and after the fire man came, it was a set of skills for the thin man.

If it weren't for the thin man's treatment, he would have gone black just now, and now his hero's HP is too low, so he chose to go back to the city and make up for the state.

Then the thin man continued to send words to scold the auxiliary, ", the whole family, grandma, dead coins." ”

However, the assistant didn't reply to the thin man, because the assistant had blocked him, and the message sent by the thin man was no longer visible to the assistant.

The game continues, and after that, probably because of the reason for the auxiliary to hate the thin man, so the thin man has been killed to death.

The thin man's record has become 0-11-1, and that assist is still mixed up with the assist when he hands over the treatment, and as soon as he meets the person opposite, he has no ability to escape at all, and he will die.

The match lasted only twenty-three minutes before ending in a losing result for the skinny man.

"It's really a beep dog, if Lao Tzu meets that assistance, Lao Tzu will definitely beat him all over the ground to find teeth. The thin man scolded indignantly.

Today, he is so unlucky, ten consecutive kneeling, and the game rank has also dropped from platinum to silver.

The thin man didn't continue to play the game, double-clicked the mouse, and clicked on the live broadcast of the horsefish.

It's five o'clock in the afternoon, and his favorite anchor, Weimeier, is about to start broadcasting.

Wei Meier is an entertainment anchor, on weekdays, she wears some hot clothes and hot pants to do some waist twisting and chest shaking movements, which is very tempting, many people like her, there are more than 2 million people who follow her, and she can be regarded as a big anchor on the Mayu live broadcast platform.

Wei Meier is very punctual on weekdays, and when it was past five o'clock, everyone saw her, and today she was wearing a day of tight super shorts and a crop top.

"Thank you, salted fish, big rocket!" At this time, a big rocket swept through Wei Mei'er's room, and Wei Mei thanked loudly.

Seeing this, the thin man had a little gloomy on his face, and scolded: ", there are people who are faster than me." ”

After speaking, the thin man also clicked the rocket button under the live broadcast interface, and was also ready to brush a rocket for Wei Meier.

"Dang!"

However, the thin man's tip was not successful, and a dialog box popped up on his computer interface that read, "The balance is insufficient, please top up." ”

",,!" the thin man yelled, what the hell was going on today, he hadn't encountered a single thing that went well. "What the hell is going on with this old woman, why hasn't she sent me in for this month's living expenses. ”

Immediately, the thin man picked up the mobile phone on the table, found a contact called the old woman in the address book, and dialed it.

"Dudu Du~" The phone kept ringing, but no one answered.

Just as the man was about to hang up, the call was finally connected. "Dead old woman, where did you go, why did it take so long to answer the phone, I really want to die, hurry up and give me this month's money, call me, Lao Tzu has no money." ”

The old woman on the phone didn't speak, because the person who answered the phone was not the old woman in his mouth, but Ji Ling.

How could the old woman's mobile phone get into Ji Lingmo's hands because the fat woman is the old woman in the thin man's mouth, and she is the thin man's mother.

When she was rolling on the ground just now, the phone fell out, and she ran away without picking it up.

The thin man raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Dead old woman, did you hear what I just said, hurry up and pay for it." ”

"I hear you. Ji Ling said lightly. "I don't have any money, though. ”

Hearing the voice, the thin man was startled, and hurriedly checked the mobile phone number. That's right, this is the old woman's mobile phone, so how could it be a man who answered it? Could it be that the old woman is stealing men outside?

Bang!

Just when the thin man was imagining what happened to his mother and Ji Ling, the fat woman rushed in.

When she saw the thin man, she looked overjoyed and shouted, "Hao'er is not good, your mother was bullied just now." ”

And Zhou Hao doesn't care whether his mother is bullied or not, he only cares about living expenses.

He tugged at the fat woman's collar and asked in a cold voice, "Old woman, you came just in time, let me ask you, why haven't you sent me the money yet." ”

The fat woman had a trace of fear in her eyes and said, "Hao'er, don't worry, your money, Mom will definitely give you money." ”

"That's good. Zhou Hao let go of the fat woman, and then went to the bed to lie down, with no intention of helping the fat woman to come out.

Seeing this, the fat woman rolled her eyes, walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, and said softly: "Hao'er, do you know, your father rented out our house a few days ago. ”

"Hmph, what's the matter with me?" Zhou Hao covered his head with the quilt, "The old woman hurry up, Lao Tzu played a game last night and is going to sleep." ”

"Hao'er, it's none of your business. The fat woman shouted, "It's a woman who came to rent, and she's very beautiful, don't you want to see it for yourself?"

"Beautiful?" Zhou Hao dismissed, "Cut, haven't there been any female tenants in the house, they are all crooked melons and cracked dates, what kind of beauties can there be." ”

"Hao'er, no, this time the tenant is really different from hers, she is really beautiful, I don't believe you can take a look at her photos. The fat woman took out a photo of Chen Yao.

The photo was taken secretly by a neighbor when Chen Yao came to see the house last time, the photo is very clear, and Chen Yao's beauty has been photographed.

Seeing the photo, Zhou Hao's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly got up from the bed, this old woman really didn't deceive, she was a beauty, no, a big beauty, and she was a little more beautiful than the little girl just now.

"Old woman, why don't you hurry up and take me to see it. Zhou Hao was a little impatient.