Chapter 18: The Dead Fat Man
In other words, Mo Wen was shocked by Su Shi's words, and said in his heart Is this a physical exercise or a life exercise? Jumping off the cliff, I am an old birthday star hanging, and I think my life is long. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
So she begged Su Shi to cancel that crazy decision.
Su Shi sighed secretly, thinking that this is for your good, the Five Elements Tribulation has only passed two, and it is the softest two, but the next three are very difficult, if the strength of the body is not enough, then it is the real life!
Mo Wen didn't know Su Shi's considerations, and thought that Su Shi was going to discipline him harshly, but after begging for a long time to no avail, Mo Wen accepted this fact gloomily.
When Mo asked back, Su Shi stopped him, gave him a token, and asked him to go to the Mustard Seed Pavilion in the sect to get some things. Mo Wen looked at the token that seemed to be made of transparent jade, and thought to himself that it was indeed an elder token, no wonder you could take the things in the sect casually, how nice it would be if I had such a piece.
After a period of embarrassment, Mo Wen followed the mountain road of Baihua Peak to the wooden bridge he had walked on, and after crossing the bridge, he sorted out the distribution map of the Xianyun Sect given to him by Su Shi in his mind, and walked north.
"Damn, I'm really a road idiot" I don't know how long I walked, Mo Wen got lost again, and scolded.
"Could it be that Su Shi found out that I had taken her hair, and then gave me a fake distribution map, causing me to run around?" Mo asked.
"Is Su Shi that kind of person?" After a while, Mo Wen shook his head and ruled out this thought, "Are you really a road idiot?"
As soon as this idea came out, Mo Wen's heart twitched fiercely, if he was really a road idiot, the joke would be a big joke.
No, I'll have to ask the disciples nearby. Mo Wen strode away and walked towards the foot of the mountain.
When he arrived at a forest at the foot of the mountain, Mo Wen heard a strange shout.
"Stop, dead fatty, you give the old lady and I stop"
"Huh, who is this fat man, he looks so obscene. When Mo Wen heard the shout, he saw a very fat guy come out of the woods, with a particularly lewd smile on his face.
"Don't get in the way" When Mo Wen saw the fat man, the obscene fat man also saw Mo Wen and said with an unhappy face.
"Hey, you dead fat man, Lao Tzu hasn't talked about you yet, but you talked about Lao Tzu?" Mo Wen heard the fat man tell him not to get in the way, and began to scold him for being a dead fat man.
The fat man didn't care at all when Mo Wen called him a dead fat man, and his fat body skipped Mo Wen like this and drove towards the mountain.
After the fat man left, another person appeared in the woods, a woman who was extremely strong-looking. Tough is not about the woman's figure, but the woman has a murderous face and a knife in her hand, obviously chasing and killing.
"Don't get in the way," the sturdy woman shouted at Mo with a cold face.
"Damn, Lao Tzu was shouted twice today, you stupid woman, curse you to take a shower in the future and be peeked at by men. Mo Wen said angrily.
"Ah...... Ah" Hearing Mo ask's words, the woman suddenly shouted twice, her face was pale, and her expression was angry.
"Well, it can't really be peeked at, right?" Seeing the woman's appearance, Mo asked himself.
"I'm going to kill you!" the fierce woman rushed towards Mo Wen with a fierce face. That expression was like a cat that had been trampled on its tail and wanted to be killed.
The series of performances of the tough woman made Mo Wen guess that she might really be spied on, and the person who peeped at her was undoubtedly the dead fat man who ran away just now, no wonder this sturdy woman wanted to chase and kill him, it turned out that the dead fat man was so obscene.
No, the person who peeped at her was a dead fat man, why is he chasing and killing Lao Tzu now. Just when Mo Wen was thinking about it, the big knife of the fierce woman had already killed her, and Mo Wen couldn't help but be angry: "It's the dead fat man who peeped at you taking a bath, why did you kill me?"
As soon as I heard Mo ask about taking a bath and peeping, the face of the fierce girl turned even bluer, all the bad luck of her life was put on hold today, not to mention being peeped at in a bath, this matter was endlessly said, this called how she would go out to meet people in the future, this kid who came out halfway was worse than the dead fat man. Angry: "You deserve to die more." ”
"Damn, I didn't go out and turned over the yellow calendar, dead fatty, I hate you. Mo Wen screamed and fled immediately, he didn't want to die in vain, and at the hands of a stupid woman.
The strength of the female cultivator is not very high, and she was thrown away by Mo Wen twice, otherwise Mo Wen would really have to see the bloody disaster today. "Dead fat man" Mo Wen scolded two more obscene fat people, and then he was ready to leave. It's really bad luck today, not only did I not find the Mustard Seed Pavilion, but I was innocently chased and killed, if this is passed out, I can't mix?
Just as Mo Wen was about to leave, a voice suddenly appeared behind him.
"Was it Brother Tai just now?"
Mo asked, who else could this voice be if it wasn't a lewd fat man? Turning his head, he said angrily: "Do you dare to appear?"
"Hehe, Brother Tai laughed, Xiaosheng is doing right, walking straight, why don't you dare to show up? Oh, by the way, thanks to Brother Tai for me just now, otherwise Xiaosheng would have suffered today. The obscene fat man said with a serious face.
"You peeped at the people taking a bath first, right?" Mo Wen glanced at obscenity and said with disdain.
"Ahem, brother Tai misunderstood, Xiaosheng, I only pass by occasionally, passing by. The obscene fat man blushed and said with a dry smile.
"Passing by?" Mo Wen has never seen such a thick-skinned person, and asked again: "Okay, I don't care whether you are passing by or intentionally, anyway, Lao Tzu, I blocked an arrow for you, you see how to compensate me" Mo Wen saw that the strength of the obscene fat man was also in the Qi training period, and it was lower than him, so he was ready to open his mouth and knock him hard.
"Compensation?" The obscene fat man saw that Mo Wen told him very seriously, not like he was joking, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Brother Tai wants to rob, find that kind of person in the foundation building period, I am a small Qi cultivator, and it took me half a day to enter the Xianyun Sect, what will be the matter?"
"If you don't hand it over, I'll do it myself?" Mo Wen said impatiently when he saw the obscene fat man shirking.
"Don't, I'll pay, I'll just pay, it's really unlucky, I met a stupid woman when I went out, I was chased and killed halfway, and now I met a robber, I knew it was so, I shouldn't have come out just now. The obscene fat man regretted.
"Who told you to show up? Stop talking nonsense, take it out. Mo Wen urged.
"Okay, this is Xiaosheng's only family body," said the obscene fat man who took out a yellow book from his arms and reluctantly handed it to Mo Wen.
"What is this?" Mo Wen opened the cover of the book, and when he saw five large characters written on it that no one could understand, he couldn't help asking.
"Hehe, then you have to figure it out yourself, okay, the book is also for you, let's clear it up, right?" the obscene fat man smiled mysteriously and asked rhetorically.
"No, I can't read this book, let's change it. Mo Wen objected.
"You think it's a cabbage, and if you don't want it, give it back to me. As he spoke, the fat man's hand stretched out to the yellow book.
"Slap" Mo Wen slapped away the obscene fat man's hand, and said in disbelief: "I don't believe that you have nothing but this book, don't tell me that you don't even have a magic weapon for storage." ”
"You know all this? Are you better than me? I really don't have a magic weapon to store, why don't you come and search for it?"
"It's better to be free" Mo Wen thought of the fat on the obscene fat man, and quickly stopped, saying that I believe you.
"Hehe, just believe it, then I should go back to my old man. The obscene fat man laughed twice and wanted to leave, but when he left, he suddenly turned his head and said, "Brother, your name is Mo Qian, right?"
"Well, how do you know?" said Mo in surprise.
"Eh" The obscene fat man heard Mo ask him to kill the fat man, and he suddenly darkened. "Please don't ask Brother Tai not to call that ugly name in the future, Xiaosheng's name is Lian Tingyue. ”
"Lian Tingyue?" Mo asked, why don't you look at the obscene fat man and Lian Tingyue, a poetic name?
"I'll call you a dead fat man, so that you Lian Tingyue always feels weird. Mo Wen thought for a while and said.
"You ......," the obscene fat man Lian Tingyue roared.
"Hehe" Mo Wen ignored the roar of the obscene fat man, and Gu laughed to himself.
After roaring for a while, the fat man stopped, calmed down for a while, and suddenly said very seriously: "I don't want to ask my brother Tai's eyebrows to wrinkle, is there something difficult?"
"Can you tell?" asked Mo for a moment.
"Hmm" the obscene fat man thought to himself, your brows are about to wrinkle, who can't see it.
"Hey, it's all because the master wants me to do that, but it's very dangerous, I don't dare to come at will, but the master's order can't be violated, so I'm going to go to the edge of the cliff ......"
"Damn, you're not going to jump off a cliff!" the fat man was startled.
"How do you know?" this time it was Mo Wen's turn to be surprised.
When the fat man heard this, sure enough, he hurriedly persuaded: "Brother, if there is something to be solved slowly, don't commit suicide!"
"you, you're just committing suicide!Your whole family is committing suicide!" Mo Wen scolded after hearing the fat man's words, knowing that he was wrong.
"You're not going to the edge of the cliff......" the fat man asked, puzzled.
"That's when the master told me to break my body, and I first went to the bottom of the cliff to observe and see what I could do. Mo Wen rolled his eyes and said.
"Ao, so that's the case, don't ask Brother Tai, he lost his words. The fat man laughed dryly twice and said hehe.
"Hey, I don't blame you, my physical training is really no different from looking for death, but I'm only thirteen years old and haven't married a wife yet!" Mo asked sadly.
"What is this, what a little ghost, you didn't see that you were only thirteen years old when you 'robbed' me just now. The fat man slandered Mo in his heart, but he said: "Or, when Mo Wen's brother Tai goes to the bottom, I will go with you?"
"You have to go too" To be honest, Mo Wen is still not sure whether the fat man is reliable, he faintly feels that the fat man is not so simple.
It doesn't matter if you don't go over, you don't have to jump off the cliff anyway, so just take the fat man with you, and see what tricks he plays when the time comes.
"Alright then, you can wait for me at the foot of Baihua Peak tonight. Mo asked.
"Baihua Peak, isn't that the place where Elder Su Shisu cultivates, I heard that Elder Su is very beautiful, if I ...... Oops" Before the fat man finished speaking, he ate Mo Wen's punch, and the fat on his body trembled in pain.
"Don't ask Brother Tai, what are you doing here?" the fat man said angrily.
"Master Su is my master, if you dare to peep, be careful that I castrate you. Mo Wen said in a deep voice.
When the fat man heard this, he covered his crotch and felt cold. "Elder Su is your master, but she is a living person in the sect who has a Ming Dynasty and should not be approached, except for Elder Ling of the Heavenly Absolute Peak. ”
"Elder Ling, who is he from Master Su?" Mo Wen suddenly felt panicked in his heart.
"Legend has it that Elder Ling was not from this sect back then, but because of Elder Su, he joined the sect, and the relationship between the two was quite ambiguous. The fat man said.
"I don't know anything. That gentle and touching Su Shi actually had a sweetheart?" "Mo asked's fist, my death is dead, and he doesn't know why he is so out of shape."
"Brother Mo Wen, you wouldn't be interesting to Elder Su, would you?, she's your master!" The fat man couldn't help but ask when he saw that Mo Wen's expression didn't look like he was pretending.
"Don't think about it, it's nothing, I just don't understand that Su Shi didn't tell me. Mo Wen suppressed his voice.
"Eh, who would say such a thing to others?" the fat man was speechless, "Ao, by the way, you are not cultivating in Baihua Peak, what are you doing running out?"
"Ah, I forgot, I'm going to the Mustard Seed Pavilion to get some things for Master Su, but I'm lost, do you know where the Mustard Seed Pavilion is?"
"Hehe, if you want to say who is most familiar with this Immortal Cloud Sect, you have to ask Xiaosheng me, otherwise how to find those beautiful female cultivators......" The fat man smiled proudly, but he didn't say anything halfway, how could he say it?
"Hehe" Mo Wen knew that he was a very obscene fat man, so he ignored him, but said eagerly: "Then tell me quickly"
The fat man saw that Mo Wen didn't embarrass him, so he told Mo Wen happily, Mo Wen hurriedly ran along the road pointed by the fat man, walked away, and a sentence came: "Dead fat man, that tough girl is coming over just now, in fact, she has a pretty good figure, do you want to think about it?"
"Eh" Hearing Mo Wen's words in the distance, the fat man stumbled, and immediately ran away with the girl, and the speed was many times faster than Mo Wen.
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