Chapter Twenty-Three: The Old Lady Asks for a New House
Liu Shijie rang the motorcycle horn behind them, and the two turned back in shock, Yunfeng was about to have a seizure, and when he saw that it was Brother Shijie, he immediately let go of Chen Ruofeng, who was heavy, and smiled like a flower.
"Brother Shijie......" The coquettish voice was interrupted by Chen Ruofeng's retching voice.
Neither of them asked Chen Ruofeng why he was retching, and chatted with himself, when Chen Ruofeng was air. Vegetable farmers and enthusiasts are together, it's simple, a big man is also like an eight women. Chen Ruofeng had no choice but to lie on the ground and shout ouch. Yun Feng knew that this vinegar jar was pretending and didn't pay attention to him. She explains to Shijie that he was bitten by the Black-browed Dawn Snake. Shijie was also very calm when he heard this, because he knew that the snake was non-venomous.
"So, you are a little woman who carried him on her back for such a long distance of mountain roads? It's really amazing! It's the first time I've seen a girl as petite as you who can carry a man of 1.9 meters on her back, and it's the first time I've met a woman who can kill snakes and wear snakes as a necklace, you're really special!" Shijie affectionately touched Yun Feng's hair, Yun Feng was as well-behaved and docile as a little milk dog and let him play with his hair, if it was replaced by Chen Ruofeng and moved her hair, she could slap him like a cucumber!
Chen Ruofeng couldn't see this scene, so he instantly became angry, and lay directly on the ground and rolled, like a child who wants to eat candy and roll around.
"I'll give it to you, it's better to go for an injection. Liu Shijie said as he removed two bundles of sugar cane from the back seat of the motorcycle.
"That's not going to work, Brother Shijie, didn't you say that your uncle and aunt suddenly want to eat sugar cane today?
"Out of the way, I'll hide them in the grass and I'll pick them up when I'm done. Liu Shijie patted the dust on his hands and sat back on the motorcycle.
"How about brother, come up, you can't tell a little girl to carry you all the time, can you? Liu Shijie is also quite hostile to Chen Ruofeng, I heard Sister-in-law Liu say that they had a relationship entanglement, but then I don't know why, Yunfeng came back crying, and they all judged Chen Ruofeng to be an unreliable playboy and was sentenced to death!
Chen Ruofeng's eyes widened angrily, his face was a little unbearable, and he shouted very unhappily: "Xiao Fengzi, don't hurry up and help Young Master Ben." ”
"It's not a big deal to get up on your own!"
Isn't it a big deal to be bitten by a snake?
Chen Ruofeng coughed dryly: "Article 420 of the contract......"
"Okay young master, the slave is here!" Yun Feng helped Chen Ruofeng up with his acquaintance.
"It's getting dark, Yunfeng, you sit in the middle, it's not cold. Liu Shijie said softly to Yunfeng.
"Okay!" Yun Feng smiled in response.
Chen Ruofeng pushed away Yun Feng, who had just opened his legs, and sat behind Liu Shijie.
"Men and women can't kiss! Sandwiched between two big men, what do you think?"
Yunfeng was pushed and stumbled, almost falling.
The two glared at each other, their eyes eager to fall out, like balls, they opened their bows left and right, and gave each other two fatal slaps.
By the time I got home after the injection, it was completely dark.
"Brother Shijie, go to my house and sit down and have a cup of hot tea. ”
Chen Ruofeng felt that Yunfeng was just polite.
"Okay!" Liu Shijie didn't have the eyesight to see.
Yunfeng pushed open the door in surprise and invited him in.
"Grandma, we're back!" Yun Feng opened her voice as soon as she entered the door and shouted, she wanted to introduce Liu Shijie to her grandmother, he was much more reliable than Chen Ruofeng, maybe grandma would change her mind and match her with Liu Shijie, she would consider it. After all, there are too many endless topics to talk about with Liu Shijie, he is very knowledgeable, but he is willing to go home to breed and farm with a postdoctoral degree, first, to have a place to engage in research, meet his profession and hobbies, and second, to take care of his elderly parents, filial piety is especially important to Yunfeng, plus the two families are also close, no matter from which point of view, Liu Shijie is more reliable and realistic than Chen Ruofeng.
Hearing Yunfeng's shout, the old lady's house was immediately lit up, and she came out without putting on her clothes. As soon as he saw the old lady, Chen Ruofeng began to sell miserably.
"Grandma!" the devil cried wolf!
The old lady was distressed! While appeasing Chen Ruofeng, she counted Huang Yunfeng and completely ignored Liu Shijie.
"Let's eat first. He's a friend of Ruofeng, isn't he?"
"No, grandma, this is my friend, Liu Shijie, his house is near Brother Liu's house, there are 100 acres of greenhouses, grandma, you don't know, Brother Shijie is the only postdoctoral fellow in their village in a hundred years, he went back to the countryside to take care of his parents!"
Grandma was very cold: "Oh, let's eat first, together?"
"Okay!" Liu Shijie had no eyes to see.
Chen Ruofeng sat next to the old lady, talking and laughing with the old lady, the old lady kept serving him vegetables, and his bowl was like a hill. are also guests, and the old lady's treatment of relatives is too obvious. She vaguely sensed something.
Yun Feng was a little embarrassed, she also began to pick up vegetables for Brother Liu, and then the two looked at each other and smiled.
The old lady was not happy.
"Yunfeng, you are not too young, and your marriage to Ruofeng should also be decided. It's better to build a room on the roof of your building, so that it will be more convenient for you two young couples to do things, and you won't always be bumped into by my old woman!"
"Grandma, I have nothing to do with Chen Ruofeng......! Those are all misunderstandings!" Yun Feng took turns looking at the old lady and explaining to Liu Shijie in a panic.
"A man and a woman are in the same room, how can there be so many misunderstandings!" The old lady's face was much more ugly, and the haze was dense, and the rebuttal of Yunfeng in front of outsiders made the old lady's face very unbearable.
Yun Feng looked at Liu Shijie nervously, and said with his eyes, it's not like that.
Liu Shijie always maintains a smile and self-cultivation.
"Will you build a new house?" the old lady said in a loud voice.
"Don't build it! Build it yourself! Today you say you want to build a big bed, tomorrow you say you want to build a new house, just make a bed, just go up the mountain and cut some bamboo, you say you want to build a house now, where will you get the money? What will you use to build it?" Yun Feng resisted excitedly.
The old lady didn't expect the cloud wind to be so intense, and she couldn't hold her face in front of the guests. She opened her mouth slightly in surprise, like a balloon that had quickly deflated, and hunched back to her room.
Yun Feng knew that he was speechless, and after greeting Liu Shijie, he planned to go to his grandmother's house to coax her, but unfortunately, the door of his grandmother's room was locked, and he ate a closed door.
"Grandma, you answer, you let me know, you're okay, I'll go, otherwise I'll sleep at your door tonight!"
"I'm fine!" the crutch clicked on the ground in a sonorous voice, which was indeed good.
Yun Feng lowered his head all the way and returned to the dinner table, and found that no one was there, Liu Shijie's rice bowl was empty, and Chen Ruofeng's rice bowl was still like a hill.
In the end, no one will stay with me?" Yun Feng thought in disappointment.
Yunfeng woke up as usual. There was no grandmother in the kitchen, nor in the hall or in the yard, so she knocked on her door. No one answered. Yun Feng pushed the door in, and the old lady was copying the Great Compassion Mantra in front of the desk, "Grandma, why didn't you help boil the water today?" Yun Feng deliberately coquettish.
"Hmph, I'm an old woman, disliked, what to do with drinking water, it's better to turn the ancient as soon as possible, you can look for flowers and ask willows, step on two boats, and corrupt the door! I'm dead, no matter how you go out of the wall, I can't see it, and I don't have to worry about it." ”
"Grandma, what are you talking about!" Yun Feng was rather speechless.
She tried her best to explain and justify, but the old lady didn't answer her a word, put down the soft brush by herself, and lay back on the bed, which the old lady had never had for many years.
Yun Feng was angry and anxious, and shook his head and walked out of the door.
When I went to call the old lady after cooking breakfast, the old lady responded directly and did not eat. And he has been fighting against the demonstrators behind his back.
Yun Feng's mouth was bubbling. She coaxed Chen Ruofeng, who was also cold with her and lazy with her, to help feed the old lady, Chen Ruofeng didn't look at her, and directly took the stainless steel cup, without saying a word to Yunfeng.
Yun Feng only felt that he was about to be killed by these two gambling bags!