Chapter 9 The invincible little Lori is born
"Hey, wake up. Li Han was woken up by the shaking, opened his eyes and looked around, and glanced at the blurred figure in front of him in a little confusion. "Whew, where is this?" "You're awake. "In front of me was an Asian girl in her twenties or an Asian girl, with a happy look on her face.
"Hee Min, it's class time. Li Han blinked, Japanese, Korean, the two girls muttered for a while, and it seemed that they had discussed it. "This money is for you, buy some hot milk, it's so pitiful. ”
Li Han was stunned and looked at the extra twenty dollars in his hand, a little dumbfounded, he just wanted to open his mouth to talk that he had money, but was interrupted by a black shadow rushing towards him, Li Han couldn't dodge, he was knocked down by the black shadow, fell to the ground and grabbed the attacker, Li Han was so frightened that he almost threw the bare-ass doll out in his hand. "What's going on, system, system, you come out. Li Han was dumbfounded, who is this little girl who only shouts her father with a bare mouth? With big eyes, a cute baby fat face, and better skin, it's just that Li Han was speechless, this little guy didn't say anything, but it was full of gray, white, and black, and his small mouth was making do with Li Han's chest, and Li Han looked down at his chest.
"Ah, I'm going to kill you. Li Han couldn't wait to kill the system at this time, the two pieces on his chest were red and swollen, bulging like a pacifier, and he was completely sucked by Xiao Lori, he was a man.
"Wait, good baby, wait. Li Han couldn't smile bitterly, the little baby girl in front of him, no, little girl, what's going on with the system, this baby girl is actually three or four years old, it's too big, doesn't it mean that the energy is insufficient?
Where is this Li Han stood up, and suddenly, Li Han was stunned, a little cold, yes, a little cold, and looked down. "Damn, my clothes, by the way, my wallet, my car keys, it's over. ”
Li Han was dumbfounded, except for a pair of red underwear, Li Han's whole body was washed, completely naked, plus a small meat ball that entangles people's bare buttocks.
"Good baby, don't move, don't move, let go. ”“baba。 The little girl kept screaming in her mouth, Li Han wanted to distance herself a little weakly, who wanted to be soft all over, but the three or four-year-old little meat ball in front of her had great strength in her arms and legs, which was not scientific. Li Han had no choice but to go to the convenience store naked to buy hot milk and bread.
Who knows that Xiao Lori took a sip and threw it away, the bread didn't look at it at all, it was completely ignored, Li Han was a little dumbfounded, what is the situation. "System, system, are you still there?" Li Han was anxious, this little aunt and grandmother, but she was not honest at all, she didn't drink milk, she didn't look at bread, she knocked down Li Han and began to suck Li Han's small swollen bag again, but Li Han was completely powerless to resist at this time. Li Han's body will be weak, and he can't use any strength, where is the opponent of the mighty giant baby.
"Don't bite, don't bite, behave, behave, let go of Daddy. ”“baba。 The baby girl didn't suck the milk, and began to bite Li Han hard in annoyance, but Li Han jumped in pain. Li Han shouted and shouted to attract a lot of people, some people laughed and threw down one or two small bills, where would Li Han take care of this, this little guy biting people is not a joke, you have to hurry up to find food for this little guy. But if you don't drink milk and bread, what should you do?
Li Han has no experience in taking care of villains, so he has no choice but to get some fruit that the little guy is willing to eat first, it seems that it can't be done, Li Han endured the pain and picked up the banknotes on the ground. Embarrassed, Li Han trotted all the way to the park, there was no one here, Li Han breathed a sigh of relief.
"Well, Dad will take you to Uncle System. "Li Han now wants to strangle the system's heart, such a time bomb is placed around him, and the future will be completely tragic, he would rather reduce his life than have such a small thing around him.
Li Han even coaxed and deceived, but the little guy didn't care at all, there was no way, Li Han was ruthless, thinking about consuming his own life to open up the space and stuff the little guy in. "Hey, it's okay?" Li Han's heart moved, the space door opened, Li Han didn't feel any discomfort at all, Li Han blinked, looked down at the bare-ass little fat baby lying in his arms, screaming baba in his mouth. "Did it work? But why didn't the system work? ”
Li Han walked into the space, but the flickering light point system did not appear, strange, and the little meat ball lying in Li Han's arms entered the space and happily jumped out of Li Han's arms, staggered to the edge of the spring pool, and threw his little body into the spring pool. Li Han was startled, the pool water was half a meter deep, and the little guy didn't drown out if he fell in, Li Han hurriedly ran over, but who knew that he was greeted with a splash on his face, the belly of the little meat ball was bulging, filled with water, and the little face was clean.
Li Han wiped a handful of water droplets on his face, looked at the small meat ball that made a cheerful laugh, and didn't know how to feel soft in his heart, it was rare that blood was thicker than water. Looking carefully, Li Han was completely attracted by the little meat ball, he had never seen such a cute and beautiful child, especially the watery eyes, the eyelashes blinking like a small fan, so cute, so cute, Li Han was stupid, stretched out his hand to touch the fleshy little face, who knew that the finger stretched out and took it back like lightning. "You can't eat this, forget it, let's give you a name first, the meat is doodoo, then it's called Dudu. ”“dudu,dudu。 Li Han didn't expect that he said it twice, and the little guy remembered it, and he kept muttering.
"Yes, Dudu is so smart. ”“dudu。 Li Han is very happy, the little girl is so smart, Li Han played with the laughing guy for a while, Li Han has always felt that he has a phobia of children, and at this time, when he saw the sweet little dudu asleep, his heart became soft.
"Obediently, Daddy is going to buy you clothes. "When Li Han came before, he put the green card, credit card and the like in the space and kept it, fortunately, otherwise Li Han would definitely be poor. Li Han cautiously came out of the park, came to a second-hand store, and bought a T-shirt for three dollars, a pair of pants for five dollars, shoes for six dollars, twenty dollars for two Asian girls, and eleven dollars for milk carton bread, which would have been all spent, but fortunately nearly ten dollars were given on the way.
This kind of roadside second-hand trading stall, you can't use a credit card, change clothes, Li Han used the rest of the money to take a taxi to a bigger supermarket, and used a credit card to buy some baby products, as for clothes, Li Han can only put Xiao Dudu out to try, who knows that Xiao Dudu put on his clothes and made a fuss, and his clothes were torn three or two, and the clerk who saw it was stunned. "I'm sorry, it's not a little thicker, it's not easy to break. ”
"Sir, this?" The smile on the female shopping guide's face stiffened, this bare-bottomed fat kid, so strong, such thick clothes, burst all at once. "I'm sorry to buy it. Li Han smiled bitterly, this little thing is a little too strong, at least as strong as an eleven or twelve-year-old child, no way, Li Han chose two thick denim, and it was finally not torn. When paying, many people looked at Li Han with a strange look, four or five pieces of cloth in general small clothes, it's too strange, so big to buy diapers and pacifiers, Li Han doesn't want to, but don't buy pacifiers, Li Han is afraid that the little guy will bite his pacifier again, it is a pain in the heart, think about Li Han's cold war.
Out of the supermarket Li Han, Li Han beckoned and took a taxi back to the park, there is a small hotel here, and then Li Han also wanted to inquire about why he was here and what happened yesterday. After paying the money and taking the key to the room, Li Han was tired and took Xiao Dudu to lie on the bed and fell asleep for a while. Who knew that after a while, he would lie on the bed and fall asleep, crawling and crawling and wanting to bite Li Han's pacifier, Li Han saw it and quickly stuffed the pacifier he bought in his hand into the little guy's mouth.
Sure enough, with a pacifier, Xiao Dudu had a pacifier and bit it and stopped crawling, as soon as he turned over, he fell asleep with his belly facing up, and when he got up in the morning, Li Han was stunned, Dudu was gone, and he looked around for nothing. "It's rare that someone stole it at night. ”
"Toot toot, toot toot. Li Han was in a hurry, his head was empty, although it was only one night, but the little guy was his own blood, blood was thicker than water, Li Han really felt like a father. “dududduu。 Li Han was stunned, and the little dudu appeared out of thin air, space, the little guy's belly was bulging, his head was still wet, and his mouth was spraying water. "Hey, Dudu, what's in your hand?"
Li Han hurriedly hugged the little guy, and this girl actually twisted Li Han's green card so hard that Li Han almost fainted. "No, credit card. Li Han entered the space and looked at it, he was dumbfounded, it was broken into several sections, and it was still full of tooth marks.
This is over, Li Han's credit card is handled in Montana, and he needs to go back to Montana to refill it. Walking out of the hotel, Li Han hugged the little guy in his mouth and screamed non-stop, wanting to cry without tears and looking at the twenty dollars in his hand, what should I do now?