Chapter 141: Peeing Cow Pills Don't Pee

"What's the matter, little brother, are you deflated?" Ji Ling returned to the table, and before he sat down, he heard Ouyang Fei's salty and non-light voice.

"Nope. Ji Ling opened his mouth to deny, "I was just ordering food just now, I can't be bored enough to help someone I don't know." ”

Such a humiliating thing, Ji Cai didn't want to tell Ouyang Fei? This incident is like an adolescent boy who had a chun dream at night, and when he got up in the morning, he saw that his underwear was wet.

But there are no panties to change, because the others haven't dried yet, so you can only wear them.

Therefore, others can always smell a smell on him, but the boy cannot tell anyone the truth, so he can only deny it, saying that he accidentally poured milk on his pants, and he did not expect it to go rancid so quickly.

Ouyang Fei propped her hand on the table, as if she liked to do this, since just now, Ouyang Fei has often done this, "Need, sister, can you help you?"

Ji Ling shook his head, "No need, I'm fine." ”

I took off my high heels, walked up to the man named Brother Heping, and said to him, "Hey, handsome guy, my heels are a little high, and they are very uncomfortable to wear, can I borrow your head and grind it?"

"I'm bad. Ouyang Fei said, "I have a habit that when I'm in a bad mood, I can't eat, no matter how hungry I am." ”

"What a bad habit!" Ji Ling shook his head and sighed.

It's not about punishing others, it's about torturing yourself.

"Boss, hurry up and give me a string, I'm dying of hunger. Brother Heping sat on the table and shouted loudly.

"Bang bang!"

At the same time, he knocked on the table twice.

Hearing these two sounds, the surrounding guests, fearful, glanced at Brother Heping, and left in a hurry.

With today's incident, these people may not come here to eat Malatang, and the boss's income will be reduced.

But not necessarily, among all animals, man is the best to exert his fearless spirit, even if he falls and is injured, he can still move forward.

"Alas, you still pay!," the stall owner shouted to the scattered guests.

None of the guests stopped.

It seems that the boss can't make any money today, and he has to pay backwards.

"These guys are really hateful!" Ouyang Fei said through gritted teeth.

Ji Ling was not as angry as Ouyang Fei, but sat on the chair casually.

"The human heart is like a face, and the source is interesting. Ji Ling didn't know how to comfort Ouyang Fei.

Even the boss didn't fight about this, so what could they help?

After a while, the boss served the peace buddies, and then he served Ji Ling to the table, which was full.

"Let's go!" the boss whispered. "Hurry up. ”

This girl is so beautiful, if she is seen by her peace buddies, she will definitely do something to her, and she will definitely cause trouble in the stall at that time.

"Boss, I haven't eaten these things yet, why should I leave?" Ouyang Fei teased, "What kind of world, the boss has also started to catch up with guests." ”

"It's ....... The stall owner was speechless for a while, and the customers came to him to eat, and he did not say that he would drive the customers away, unless he did not want to do business.

If he didn't want to do business, he wouldn't have come here so late to set up a stall.

"I don't know good people!" After speaking, the stall owner went back to the stall owner, he did everything he had to do, and the rest had nothing to do with him.

If something happened to the two of them, he would just act as if he didn't see it.

"Phew, boss, there's something wrong with your peeing cow ball. Brother Heping spit out the beef balls he had eaten and threw them to the ground.

The stall owner was frightened, and said in his heart: "The cow pill was just made today, how can there be a problem?" ”

He walked up to Brother Heping tremblingly and asked respectfully, "Brother Heping, what's wrong with Niu Maru?"

Brother Heping glared angrily: "Didn't you say, it's called peeing cow pills, I ate it, why didn't it pee, is it fake?"

If you don't pee, you're not peeing cow pills.

"Uh~" The stall owner didn't know what to say to Brother Heping for a while.

"Bang!"

Brother Heping slapped the table heavily.

He scolded loudly: "Old Yutou, old Yutou, you are so fucking bold, you dare to sell fakes on our territory, you really ate the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard." ”

"Poof!" Lao Yutou immediately knelt in front of Brother Heping, crying out in his heart, it seems that Brother Heping is not just here to collect protection money today.

Brother Heping's words, Lao Yutou can't take it, is it possible to be like this?" "Brother Heping, you're right, it's not a peeing cow pill, it's a fake, I'm all a fake peeing cow pill, there is no real thing." ”

Or yes. "Brother Heping, don't worry, I will definitely let Niu Maru pee. ”

"In my life, the most hated thing is selling fakes. "Brother Heping looks like he hates the disease, it doesn't look like a fake, he really hates fakes.

As he spoke, Brother Heping picked up a string of fake peeing cow balls from the pot and ate them, this time he didn't spit out the cow balls, but swallowed them.

Although the peeing cow pill was fake, he showed an expression of enjoyment.

"Old Yutou, I see that you are not too young, why are you still doing something false and real, not true at all. Brother Heping said earnestly.

"Hey, your stuff has dropped!" Ji Ling's voice came from behind Brother Heping.

When Brother Heping heard this, he turned around and saw Ji Ling looking at him sideways, and at the same time glanced at Ouyang Fei beside Ji Ling.

"What a beautiful girl. Brother Peace's eyes began to glow green.

Brother Heping stood up, and his younger brothers also stood up, Brother Heping was in front, and the younger brother was behind, walking towards Ji Ling and Ouyang Fei.

Seeing this, the stall owner's face changed, and he quickly squatted down and hid behind the stall.

"Boy, do you know who I am?" Brother Heping dismissed.

Ji Ling and Ouyang Fei didn't panic, they were still sitting on the stool, eating spicy hot.

"Do you know him?" Ji Ling asked Ouyang Fei.

Ouyang Fei raised his head, glanced at Brother Heping, shook his head and said, "Would a beautiful person like me know such an ugly person?"

Ji Ling nodded, "Well, it's quite ugly, and I don't know how long I haven't taken a bath, and there is so much dirt on my body, and they all form patterns, you say it's not unusual." ”

"You ....... "Brother Heping is very hurt, he is ugly there, he is obviously very beautiful, no, he is handsome.

And I take a shower every day, these are tattoos, domineering tattoos, not dirt.

"Eat, I'll let you eat, Suddenly. Brother Heping spat at the spicy hot pot on the table.

Ji Ling looked calm and said lightly: "Wow, I can't eat so many dishes." ”

"yes! It's all my favorite food, and I can't eat it. Ouyang Fei was a little sad. "I knew I would have eaten a few more bites just now. ”

"What to do?"

Ouyang Fei raised his head, stared at Brother Heping, and said coldly.

"!"