The newsstand owner told me that Panyu used to be an independent city, and then it was assigned to Guangzhou, which is quite far from here, and the subway is not known what year it was built, so you can only take the bus. I was advised to buy two more newspapers to pass the time in the car. I saw a lot of newspapers on the shelves, there were more than ten or twenty copies, and I picked up one and was about to pay for it, when I accidentally caught a glimpse of the period when the masthead was printed, it was actually half a month ago. I thought to myself that this newspaper was not doing well, so I changed it, but I didn't expect it to be published more than ten days ago. After flipping through a few more, I asked my boss why they were all old newspapers and where they were today.

"Not today!" replied the newsstand owner with a smile, "not last week's, and I haven't had them delivered for a long time." I hurriedly asked why, and the newsstand owner said that Cantonese people don't like to read, and magazines sell better than newspapers, at least once a month, and the sales cycle is long. Many newspapers are published weekly or even daily, and if they are replaced every day, they will all be backlogged, which is not cost-effective, so they are not updated much.

It turns out that this is the case, no wonder some people always jokingly call Guangdong a "cultural desert", it seems that Cantonese people still prefer to do business rather than waste time reading texts. I casually bought two copies of eight tabloids and set off for Panyu. The road is not close, the two newspapers have been all turned over, and I took two naps, and when I arrived at the place, I saw that this was a residential area, and the atmosphere of life was very strong. Entering an alley, I found that the most on this street is not a restaurant clothing store, etc., but a massage shop, there must be as many as six or seven out of ten, and the names are all fragrant or gorgeous, or make people think about it, what "Guiyin Pavilion", "Xiangfei Shu Sports Museum", "Xiaoqin Physiotherapy", "Gentle Chinese Medicine Massage" and "Jin Mei Foot Road" and so on.

In terms of atmosphere, I think there is a big difference from Thailand's red light district, Thailand is open, many massage parlors, KTVs and bars have a lot of women standing at the door to solicit customers, at first glance it is a pornographic service, but in this kind of massage street, not only is there no one at the door, the door of each shop is also closed, and the doors and windows are tightly blocked with opaque curtains, giving people the feeling of "hidden mystery".

At this time, I was already sure that the "Midnight Orange" of the female shopkeeper should be an adult product store. When I arrived at the door of the store, the small shop was not big, and sure enough, the plaque was written with the words "Midnight Orange Adult Products, Open 24 Hours". Push the door in, there are up to ten square meters inside, there are shelves on the left and right sides against the wall, there are all kinds of adult products on them, and there is a woman about thirty or so sitting at the table, embroidering cross-stitch. Seeing me come in, the woman hurriedly stood up and greeted her, this woman was very white-skinned, plump, wearing a tight black T-shirt and a long skirt, her hair was permed into big waves, her face was round, and she was not ugly. In Cantonese terms, she is a blessed woman.

"Boss, what do you want? I'll introduce you. The shopkeeper said with a smile, her voice low and gentle. Before I could speak, she asked again, "Do you use it yourself or do you buy it for others?" It seems that there are still people who buy it for a friend, but I also think that if my friend is also a man, why let people help buy it, I guess it is the excuse of the kind of embarrassed customer. Just as she was about to explain her intentions, the female shopkeeper had already taken two kinds of goods from the shelves, one was a medicine box with a few big red characters printed on it, and the other was a small metal tube similar to lipstick, which was golden and shiny.

"You know you want this one at a glance. The shopkeeper said confidently, "This pill is taken orally, and the effect is great, but afterwards you will be very thirsty and need to drink more water; Spray twice on your stuff half an hour in advance, apply it evenly, and it will work after half an hour, ensuring that there is no problem with three in and three out!"

I was puzzled: "Three in and three out?" The female shopkeeper saw my expression and explained that it was to make you score three times. When I asked if it meant three times in a row, the shopkeeper laughed and said yes. I said that I must not be tired to death, and the female shopkeeper laughed even harder and patted me on the shoulder: "Even if you are tired to death, but your woman will love you to death, do you think it is worth it?"

I said, "I don't know, I don't have a girlfriend right now." ”

The female shopkeeper sighed: "Don't say it earlier, these two things you can't use for the time being, look at these two, they are both new models that have just been shipped from Hong Kong." "I took down two more things from the shelves, one of which looked like a plastic square shell like a children's toy, with the image of * printed on the outside, which was very familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere;

She pointed to the plastic outer packaging and said, "This is a replica of the famous device, made of the body of the famous Japanese * Ai Iijima, do you know Ai Iijima?" I smiled and said of course I know, I have seen her film. The shopkeeper smiled and said That's right, if you use this, it's like sleeping like Iijima. He pointed to the other puff jar, and said that this is a European and American * inverted airplane cup, if you like excitement, you can buy both, count you 20% off, you change it one a day, which is equivalent to sleeping with a Japanese woman tonight, sleeping with a European and American woman tomorrow night, how chic.

"You can figure it out. I couldn't help but laugh.

The female shopkeeper laughed: "Originally, it's hard to have a girlfriend at your age! Why don't you find a girlfriend?" I said not yet, but maybe next month. The female shopkeeper hummed and said that it is not difficult to find a casual girlfriend now, so you may need this. She walked to the back of the shelf, took out a small box from the mezzanine, and opened the package, which contained a small transparent bag containing a fine powder of light gray.

"This is Spanish fly powder, mix it in water and let the other party drink it, promise to play with you obediently, she will cooperate with you as much as you want, and make you comfortable!"

I looked at her: "How do you know, is there still a manual?"

The female shopkeeper laughed mysteriously: "I tried, my husband is very satisfied, you can try it too." Looking at her with flattery in her eyes, I asked how satisfied she was, and the female shopkeeper said that she was just like she was going to be on fire, and she wanted to be good with a man, whatever she wanted. Hearing this, I couldn't help but smile and said I don't buy anything, the female shopkeeper said that you only shop and don't buy, so what are you doing, I said that Tian Li, who sells Buddhist cards, talked to you on the phone yesterday, and came to see you today.

"Are you Boss Tian?" asked the female shopkeeper, and I nodded yes. She punched me in disgust, saying why didn't you say it earlier, and you are still pretending to be a customer here to tease me. I smiled and said that before I could speak, you would just introduce me to the product, and I had to listen first.