384: No eyes! (Part I)
Regardless of whether it is an interstellar alien race or a human, no one will dislike his wealth, when this interstellar pirate leader heard his subordinates report the existence of unknown mecha near the ship, he was stunned for a moment, and a humanized smile immediately appeared on his ugly face.
"Mecha...... War Mech?" the Star Thief Leader asked, his strange pronunciation stubbornly jerky, his buzzing sound hurting his eardrums, and his scalp hairs stood on end. Although there were no less than ten alien races present, the language spoken was the recognized lingua franca of the Chaos Star Field.
Mecha are also divided into types, the most common must be domestic robots, which can be regarded as the most common and cheapest among the mecha classifications. The most advanced type of mecha is naturally a combat mecha that can be used for fighting, and this combat mecha has a variety of branches.
If you want to say that the most valuable and the most able to arouse male hormones, it is naturally a war mecha that has strong combat ability and can even be used in war. This kind of mecha is generally owned by official or orthodox forces.
As long as you have money, you can naturally buy from the black market, but although there are many good things in the black market, there are also many pit goods. War mecha, something that every hot-blooded male wants to get.
Piloting this mecha can bring them more pleasure and sensation than even the pleasure of conquering women. It can be said that the war mecha is the ultimate dream of every man, and it is also the existence of love, people and goddesses in dreams, and it is not too much to salivate.
The subordinates are also men, so they naturally understand the mood of the boss, so they will hand over something at the moment. "This is the communication from that mech...... Through negotiations, it seems that this group of people lost their direction and positioning because of improper driving and encountered a space storm. ”
Space is mysterious, seemingly gentle and tranquil, but it also hides deadly minions. No one can guarantee that they will not encounter accidents, space storms are completely face-dependent, and people with black faces may encounter them, and they can only be said to be fated if they survive.
Ye Shangxiu is well versed in the rules, and the reasons given are not worth criticizing. Disorientation and orientation. It's so normal!
Survive a space storm. The mecha is still intact, that's.
It should be that their mecha has a problem, resulting in the inability to connect to the regional network of the Chaos Star Field, and they can't locate it? The signal is weak and unstable. It's normal for the owner of that mecha to encounter this kind of problem.
But for the star thief leader. It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, the important thing is that the people inside the mecha and this mecha are his trophies. What he values, where is there a time when he can't get his hands on it?
But. Not everyone can fly a war mecha, and the more advanced the war mecha, the more terrifying the requirements for the driver. Depending on the situation, the damage to the mecha is not very large, maybe it still has combat effectiveness, if it is directly snatched by brute force, it will inevitably cause damage to the mecha.
His purpose is to pocket both people and mechas, and to put it more bluntly, in fact, whether the people inside die or not has little to do with him, but the mecha must not be broken! Since it cannot be forcibly seized by force, it can only be deceived by intelligent means.
"Let's negotiate first, and if it's all right, let them in. "Their feasts have been going on for days, and they're getting tired of it. His gaze swept over the subordinates in the hall and waved his hand to restrain them, "Go, get ready, and welcome our distinguished guests." Brothers, it's going to open again! With such a big fish, aren't you greedy? Hahahaha-"
The odd pronunciation is very different from the lingua franca of humans, and it's uncomfortable enough for a guy to say when a group of people start to echo it...... It's just a magic sound. Of course, in their own opinion, their language must be the most beautiful and beautiful.
That subordinate went down to prepare to negotiate with Ye Shangxiu, how to negotiate? Naturally, it was through a temporary established network of scopes, connected to virtual video, and had face-to-face conversations. Zhong Sunyuan was worried at first that she would not understand the language, and the chickens and ducks would speak, but it turned out that she was still young.
When the image popped up on the main screen and an indescribable face was displayed, Ye Zi was directly frightened and retracted into Li Xuan's body, and Li Xuan also jumped and hugged Zhong Sun Yuan's arm...... Mom, is there such a bumpy existence in this world?
Compared with the overreaction of these two, Zhong Sun Yuan and Ye Shangxiu were much calmer. The latter is well-informed, and he has seen it even if he eats lotus root, which can only be regarded as a small matter. You must know that in terms of the other party's race, men look like this, and they can be regarded as handsome.
As for Zhongsun Yuan, the reason is similar, but she has not seen the interstellar alien race in this world with her own eyes, but she is used to seeing the demons of the Cangming Realm dancing wildly, and no matter how strange her appearance is, she can't arouse her emotions. This guy looks like this and has the courage to go out, why doesn't she have the courage to look at it?
"Shame!" Zhong Sunyuan looked down at Li Xuan's "I'm afraid" expression, feeling quite tired in his heart, and wanted to touch his forehead and sigh.
At this time, Ye Shangxiu's negotiations with that person also began. He speaks not the lingua franca of the Human Federation, but a sluggish and unfamiliar language, but his voice is excellent, and when he speaks this language, it gives people a kind of listening pleasure.
Therefore, whether the language is good or not, the key is the voice? With the male god voice, even if it is a quarrel, it is like singing.
Of course, that's not the point, it's ...... How did Ye Shangxiu understand this interstellar language? and speak it so slipperily?
The negotiation process was not difficult, and soon the other party got permission to log in to the ship. However, the other party agreed to be so happy, not only because Ye Shangxiu negotiated well, nor because of the kindness of this group of pirates, but purely because of ...... They are so harmless =_=
Ye Shangxiu's appearance is judged by public aesthetics, and he is also a handsome guy who is close to a full score, even if this handsome guy is a little older, and his inner metamorphosis and metamorphosis are a little distorted, but he can't stand the skin given by his parents is too good and too deceptive.
When he put away the gloom under his eyes and between his eyebrows, and swept away the gloomy atmosphere, it was the gentle big brother next door, or the one with a white shirt and jeans, not to mention the delicate and handsome appearance, but also gave people a sense of purity like a mountain stream, which was refreshing.
When a man looks better than a woman, it usually only gives a signal to conquer him!
After talking about the big one, the two small ones are not bad. Zhong Sun Yuan's figure is not hot for these star thieves, but it can also be said to be graceful, with a delicate appearance, delicate skin with snow white, and his whole body exudes a coldness that does not fit his age, as if he does not eat fireworks in the world. For star thieves, this type of woman is far more exciting than that wild woman.
As for Li Xuan, a young man, cough cough cough, the original marriage line of the family is so flooded, and his appearance is naturally not bad.
As the nutrition keeps up, the body lengthens and the contours of the face become deeper and deeper, and when the pure green eyes are slightly narrowed, it is easy to think of a lazy and arrogant cat. In short, the three survivors in the mecha are all excellent goods!
In the Chaos Field, the stronger the power, the more resources you can occupy, including power, status, territory, wealth, men and women...... With such good looks as Ye Shangxiu and the others, they are usually hidden, and they can't even look at it.
Hearing Ye Shangxiu's gentle and cold voice again, that subordinate knew that the rough language used to roar on weekdays could also say the elegance of an aria. Excellent! Absolutely superb! The thief's slippery eyes and red fruit fruit show these two words.
Hehe...... Zhongsun Yuan was not blind, she couldn't understand what the hell the two were saying, but the eyes reflected on the screen made her very unhappy. The greed and evil and lewd revealed in the middle of those eyes could be felt even if she was blind.
"He, or her...... Why do I always feel that the other party seems to have made a mistake?" Zhong Sun Yuan spoke to Ye Shangxiu in the lingua franca of mankind, "For example...... Looking at you? It's like looking at ...... Hehe, I mean I think you know. ”
That kind of look, even if she doesn't understand the love between men and women, she knows what it means.
Forehead...... Could it be that the guy on the other side who can't see his gender is actually a woman inside?
Ye Shangxiu, an old fritter, is naturally more perceptive than Zhong Sun Yuan, not to mention that he is also proficient in the lingua franca of the chaotic star domain used by those star thieves, and he knows more. Hearing Zhong Sun Yuan's words as if teasing and ridiculing, his face turned black to the bottom of the pot.
"What does the little girl know!" The federal government has allowed same-sex marriage for a long time, and this law has also been passed, so that the same gender can also fall in love happily. Therefore, when Ye Shangxiu was young, he passively attracted bees and butterflies because of this face...... Both men and women.
He was well aware of his sexuality, and the thought of being liked by men of the same gender, or rather, as if they were women, made him feel angry and disgusted. Generally, when encountering this situation, use your fists to teach each other how to behave without saying a word.
Being scolded by him like this, Zhong Sun Yuan put away his jokes.
Li Xuan lit up his IQ at this time, understood what kind of dumb riddle these two people were playing, and secretly complained in a voice that the three of them could hear, "Yuanyuan, it seems that there are many cute girls who like you in the school......
Li Xuan thinks that he is not bad looking, and his personality is good, but he has never been able to find a female friend, and his female popularity is pitifully weak. After looking for the reason, he felt that this was not his own pot, and if he wanted to complain, he had to complain about Mo Zhao, who had amazing flirting skills, and Zhong Sun Yuan, who was both male and female!
There are such two little friends around, who can find a cute girl as a girlfriend? The girl's eyes can't wait to stick to these two people, okay? Li Xuan dismantled the stage, Ye Shangxiu looked at Zhong Sun Yuan, and gave Li Xuan an appreciative look, the young man has vision!
Li Xuan = Zhong Sun Yuan's pig teammate = Ye Shangxiu's divine helper
"If you can't speak, shut up!" Zhong Sun Yuan's expression froze, he also protected Li Xuan from Ye Shangxiu's murderous aura, but he didn't expect this kid to turn his face and sell himself, trapped in the cockpit these days, his bones lack movement, right?
Ye Shangxiu of the old fritter was laughing.
The high-IQ Zhongsun Yuan wanted to roar.
Poor Li Xuan?
Oh, →_→ he was so frightened that he shrank behind Ye Shangxiu. (To be continued.) )