CHAPTER XXVII
"Hexagram, hexagram, hexagram spirit. ”
On the corner of the street in the center of the street, an old man with gray hair and a Guan Gong's beard, dressed in the coarse cloth clothes of ancient times, sat cross-legged on the ground and shouted vigorously, laying a drawing of hexagrams in front of him.
At this time, there was a girl wearing a miniskirt and showing two slender legs passing by, the old man suddenly perked up, his eyes lit up, and when the girl happened to walk by him, he deliberately knelt on the ground, tilting his head to enjoy the scenery under the girl's skirt.
When the girl saw this, she turned pale with fright, and fled in a hurry like a frightened rabbit.
After a while, another beautiful woman came over. The old man restrained himself this time, and when the beauty happened to walk to his side, he hurriedly said: "Girl, look at your black face, there must be something ......" Before the words were spoken, the beauty directly said viciously: "Stupid!" After saying that, he left angrily.
The old man opened his mouth, stunned for a moment, and wanted to scold his mother in his heart.
After a while, our second daughter, Shen Mengxi, passed by with a bottle of beer in her hand, pouring wine into her mouth as she walked, her hair was messy and her face was ugly. Because Su Dashao was cold to her, which made her feel very bad, she imitated the similar lovelorn scene in the TV series and drank a whole bottle of wine to vent her dissatisfaction.
The old man's eyes rolled, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, his hands were folded, and he said in his heart: "This must be caught." Seeing Shen Mengxi passing in front of him, he was about to go away. He said in a hurry: "Beauty, your ass is exposed." ”
As soon as these words reached Shen Mengxi's ears, she couldn't help but feel a tight in her heart, and subconsciously turned her head to look at her ass, how could it be, it was clear that this old man was lying to her. Further, saying such explicit words to a girl is clearly molesting. Shen Mengxi happened to drink some wine, and she was a little bolder, taking advantage of the slight drunkenness, she turned around and walked a few steps to the old man, leaned over slightly, stared at the old man's eyes, and asked with a sneer: "I said this old man, you are so old, how can you say such things that hurt others and yourself." ”
The old man was a little drumming in his heart in the face of such a cold look, but he still pretended to be very calm on the surface, and said forcefully: "How can I keep you if I don't do this." ”
Shen Mengxi squatted down and said, "What are you leaving me for?"
The old man smiled: "Girl, let's count a hexagram, my hexagram is very spiritual." ”
Shen Mengxi shook his head and said disdainfully: "I'm a talented student, do you think I'll believe in your charlatans?"
The old man pretended to be very confident and said, "If you don't believe it, forget it and only know." ”
Shen Mengxi sneered: "That's good, I won't say a word, you count, don't expect me to remind you anything?"
The old man closed his eyes, pretended to pinch his fingers and counted, then opened his eyes and said, "Girl, you have had something unpleasant recently. ”
Hearing this, Shen Mengxi's eyes lit up, with an expression of surprise and admiration: "Mom, Mi, you are so accurate." I've really had some things going wrong lately, and the person I like is cold and indifferent to me, which makes me extremely depressed. ”
The old man smiled slightly: "Hehe, it's accurate, don't say it." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and made a two-finger pinching motion.
"Means, means. Shen Mengxi took out twenty yuan from his bag and handed it to the old man, who took it and carried the money in his arms. Then he said: "Girl, if you still want to know anything, you can ask me, as soon as my god operator makes a move, will you know if there is one?"
Shen Mengxi: "Uncle, you usually count hexagrams, in addition to being able to calculate accurately, can you break the hexagram, for example, the person I like is very cold to me, is there any way to make him die and only be good to me alone." ”
The old man slapped his thigh and said with a smug expression: "There must be that! But ......" he said, and made another two-finger pinch motion.
Shen Mengxi let out a knowing "oh!", took out a hundred-yuan bill directly from his bag, and handed it to the old man.
When the old man saw that it was a big bill, he smiled and bent his mouth, hurriedly took the money and put it in his arms, and said seriously: "Girl, let me ask, what do you usually do in the face of the person you like?"
Shen Mengxi: "I, I just took the initiative to get close to him, or dressed myself up beautifully, beautified his face or something, but these didn't seem to have any effect, and they all failed in the end." ”
The old man shook his head: "What you said is all superficial work, not enough to touch a man's heart, if you want to capture a man's heart, I have a more high-end method, including you to try a hundred things." ”
Shen Mengxi's eyes widened, and his curiosity was suddenly raised to his throat: "What kind of high-end method, quickly teach it to me." ”
The old man continued to sell the guanzi, and once again made a pinching motion with two fingers.
Shen Mengxi was surprised, took out another hundred-yuan bill from his bag, and handed it over: "Here, I'll give you another big one." ”
After the old man put the money in his arms, he leaned into Shen Mengxi's ear and whispered a few words, after listening, Shen Mengxi glared and said loudly: "What,
*?!" with an incredible expression on his face.
The old man hurriedly said: "Low-key, low-key." Yes, this kind of medicine can make your beloved confused, and then take this opportunity to give you another embrace, so that you can become a matter of cooking raw rice and ripe rice, and he will not be lazy when he wants to, and he will definitely be responsible for you. ”
Shen Mengxi was a little skeptical: "Is it really possible?"
The old man said in an extremely firm tone: "Girl, I am using people's money to eliminate disasters for others, this is about the happiness of your life, do you think I can joke with the happiness of your life?"
Shen Mengxi hesitated for a moment and made up his mind: "Then how can I get these medicines?"
The old man smiled: "This is easy to do, I have a friend, I will give you his mobile phone number, you can buy it directly from him." ”
He took out his mobile phone to find out the number of the friend named Ma Zai, asked Shen Mengxi to remember it on his mobile phone, and repeatedly told her to contact him at night. After Shen Mengxi left, the old man laughed out loud, hurriedly took out the more than two hundred yuan from his arms, leaned over to his mouth and kissed him a few times, excited to pee. And it just so happened that at this time, a girl dressed very fashionably and sexy, with dyed brown hair, passed by, and the old man had the experience of making a lot of money just now, and this time the woman repeated her old tricks.
"Big beauty, your bra has fallen off. ”
When the woman heard this, she saw through his deceptive tricks, and she was so angry that she immediately exploded. She walked up to the old man in three steps and two steps to lean over: and sneered: "Please repeat what you just said." ”
The old man was so frightened that his body was a little sifting chaff, and he shook his head: "Don't say good things." ”
The woman continued to approach him: "Don't say yes. ”
The old man's head shook like a wave drum: "Don't say anything about death." As soon as the words fell, he was beaten violently by the woman who took the bag and hit him on the head, and the old man screamed in pain, and subconsciously covered his head with his hands.
After the woman was satisfied, she withdrew her hand, and on her face that was still fierce just now, there was a little smile at the moment: "Okay, I'm cool, bye!"
At this time, the old man was beaten to the point that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his nosebleeds flowed out. He stretched out his hand to wipe the blood from his nose, flattened his mouth, with tears in his eyes, he wanted to cry but couldn't cry.