Text Chapter 122 Banquet
It's just that to Lin Yuming's surprise, he saw not only Director Han alone in the private room, there were several other people inside, and this group of people were all on the scene, Lin Yuming felt that it was impossible for Director Han to come and talk to him about Liu Mei in such a place.
Since it's not about Liu Mei, is Director Han really just inviting himself to dinner?
Lin Yuming felt that this was unlikely, he was nothing, but he was just a branch manager of an equipment party, and in the eyes of Director Han, he was probably not worthy of such a special banquet.
Nothing to do, be courteous, either a traitor or a thief!
The hotel's private rooms are very special, with solid wood floors, audio and TV, fully soft-packed walls, and a bathroom in the corner, which is a very good restaurant in the development zone, showing the atmosphere and difference everywhere.
"Mr. Lin is here, come and sit on my side!" Director Han got up to greet him, and the other people also stood up with him, and everyone introduced each other, Lin Yuming knew that these people were all personnel of the development zone, including a deputy director surnamed Zhang and several section chiefs of the development zone.
Lin Yuming sat down next to Director Han, the waitress in a beautiful short skirt diligently poured water and tea for everyone, Lin Yuming looked at the table again, there were many dishes on the table, hot, cold, meat, vegetarian, and a few plates of fresh fruits, which were really everything, dazzling.
At this time, a foreman wearing a suit and a painted plaid tie walked in, he came straight to Section Chief Liu's side, and whispered: "Section Chief, we have a professional escort lady here, do you want to call a few people in." ”
Section Chief Liu glanced at Director Han, and only he could decide here, Director Han asked casually: "This manager, do you have anything to pay attention to the wine here." ”
It seems that Director Han has not been here in the past.
The foreman said: "This leader, the girls we accompany the wine are professional, good image, high quality, they can adjust the atmosphere, but also let the guests drink well, in our Anxi City, also commonly known as drinking flower wine, a girl tips 200 yuan, you see if there is a need." ”
Lin Yuming was secretly funny, a girl who accompanies wine, what else can she pay attention to whether she is of high quality.
But the guest is as good as the host, of course Lin Yuming can't speak casually, he lowered his head, fiddled with the napkin, spread it out and pressed it under his plate, with a harmless smile on his face.
Director Han looked up and thought about it, waved his hand and said, "Let's follow the customs, I'll take a look." Director Han glanced at the people in the private room, pointed at the deputy director, Lin Yuming and a few section chiefs with his hand, and said, "Then arrange a few of them!"
There was a section chief who looked very young, and when he saw Director Han pointing at him, he hurriedly shook his head and said, "I'll be exempt, I won't drink!"
Section Chief Liu also waved his hand again and again: "I don't dare to drink more, I have to take care of everyone today, it's not good for me to get drunk." ”
In addition, the deputy director and a rather old section chief are probably very senior, and they don't estimate Director Han like these two section chiefs, they just smiled, but they didn't mean to refuse.
But Lin Yuming couldn't sit still, and said, "Director Han, I'll forget it, I'm very nervous when I see the lady!"
His excuse was not sufficient, so Director Han waved his hand: "You are today's host and guest, you must take care of it, so let's call the three girls in first." ”
The foreman nodded politely and went out to make arrangements, and Lin Yuming asked Section Chief Liu in a low voice: "Section Chief Liu, do you think I'm still going to forget it?"
Section Chief Liu replied with a smile: "Mr. Lin, if you don't want to, you will regret it, the girl here should be the best in Anxi City, you will know in a while." ”
Lin Yuming wanted to refuse again, but Section Chief Liu was busy handing napkins to everyone.
After a while, the foreman brought three girls, Director Han pointed to Lin Yuming and the three of them, and the foreman clearly arranged the girls brought to Lin Yuming and the others to sit down.
Lin Yuming looked at the few girls sitting down, and sure enough, they were all as beautiful as fairies, and their ages were about twenty, this casino, once the average age of girls exceeded twenty-six or seventeen, the age was basically no one, no matter how beautiful you were, you could only be a beauty in the twilight.
As soon as these girls appeared, Lin Yuming saw that the deputy director and section chief were all eyes lit up, and they seemed to be a little impatient to hug others into their arms, if it weren't for Director Han being here, I'm afraid the two of them would have already started.
Sitting next to Lin Yuming is a girl who looks very simple, wearing a dress with small yellow flowers, looking youthful, innocent and elegant, the dress is just wide and narrow, outlining the girl's chest, waist and upturned buttocks just right, the length of the skirt covers the calf, the two slits are practical and good-looking, and the smile is even sweeter, which makes people feel distressed and pitiful.
After everyone sat down, Director Han raised his glass and said, "It's rare for everyone to get together today, and thank you Mr. Lin for your support to our development zone. ”
The six men present, plus the three girls, none of them pushed the wine, raised their glasses together, and took a sip, Section Chief Liu hurriedly got up to pour wine for everyone, and a girl next to him grabbed the wine bottle and filled it for everyone.
I have to say, these three girls, one can drink more than the other, hundreds of thousands of yuan of good wine, they are like drinking cold water, one will accompany this one to drink two glasses, one will accompany that one to touch, and in a blink of an eye threw away a few wine bottles, Lin Yuming who saw it was secretly speechless, obedient, so fierce!
Everyone also let go of drinking, the atmosphere became more and more lively, the section chief and deputy director all called Lin Yuming brothers, everyone was talking and laughing, and they were happy.
A glass of wine was poured into his stomach, the eyes of the deputy director and the old section chief became hazy, the deputy director couldn't drink anymore, he half-pulled and half-hugged the little sister next to him and whispered half-whispered, as if asking the little sister, the little sister didn't answer him, so the deputy director pulled the girl's clothes with a hippie smile and wanted to put his hand in.
The deputy director tried to hook the waist of the young lady next to him with one hand, and trembled with the other hand, and tried several times, but he did not find a hidden and comfortable position to get started, after all, there are still several people sitting here, and he can't blatantly open the girl's side.
Lin Yuming looked funny, so he turned his head and chatted with Director Han.
"Thank you, Director, for your hospitality today, and I will invite you to sit down another day!"
He really wanted to bring up the topic of Director Han and understand why he invited himself to drink.
Director Han picked up a piece of vegetarian food and put it in his mouth, and said politely: "Mr. Lin, you and I hit it off at first sight, so there is nothing else to mean today, just let's chat casually! Don't take it to heart!"
"Thank you so much!"
Lin Yuming didn't find any useful information, so he had to continue drinking.
At this time, someone suggested that everyone tell jokes and drink if they can't come out, and several little girls raised their hands in agreement: "Okay, whoever doesn't laugh at his jokes, he also wants to drink." ”
"Okay, let's start with you!" the deputy director slapped the girl next to him on the buttocks.
It is estimated that he didn't put his hand into the waist of the other party's pants for a while, and he was very aggrieved in his heart, so he used enough strength to slap the girl, and the girl who slapped the ghost screamed twice, and everyone laughed.
The girl twisted the deputy director's leg and said, "Okay, I'll tell you one!" This is not a joke, it's my real thing, one day, I felt tightness in my chest and couldn't breathe, so I went to hang up an expert number and asked the expert to show it, and the expert asked me after a long period of looking, hearing and asking: Little girl, is your feeling of chest tightness and poor breathing obvious during the day and not at night? I said, yes, how do you know. The old expert said to me very solemnly: Little girl, you have a ...... bra that is too small."
Everyone laughed for a while, and the deputy director said that he wanted to check whether the little sister's hood was small or not.
As he was laughing, the waiter brought a plate of dishes, the shape of the dish was very peculiar, pink, like an ancient coin, round, with an eye in the middle, Lin Yuming understood at a glance that this was a very expensive local dish in Anxi City, it was made of slices of "bullwhip", it was said that he had eaten a big supplement, and there were some theories that he ate what to make up! But Lin Yuming has always questioned the scientificity of this statement.
The girl who had just finished telling the joke had never eaten this dish, she felt that this dish had a special image, put a piece in her mouth, felt that the taste was peculiar and asked the deputy director: "Big brother, what is this dish called?"
The deputy director smiled, wanting to say, but it was difficult to explain: "You just eat, don't care so much!"
The little sister ate another slice and asked, "Handsome guy, just say it! What is it?"
The deputy director had no choice but to reply: "This one, it's from an animal!"
The little sister asked, "Do you have it on you?"
The deputy director replied cheerfully: "Yes!"
The little sister asked again, "Do I have it on me?"
The deputy director thought for a moment and replied: "You, sometimes there are, sometimes not!"
The girl still has to ask when there is, a girl next to Lin Yuming has already laughed and lay down, she is lying on Lin Yuming's shoulder, a pair of big breasts are moving, rubbing Lin Yuming is flustered, the girl hugged Lin Yuming and laughed, while pointing at the crotch of the deputy director, who had already raised his head, and was speechless with laughter.
This time, the girl who told the joke finally understood, and suddenly blushed, and said hatefully: "Hmph, I made you into a dish that day!"
Everyone laughed again.
When it was Director Han's turn to tell a joke, he said: "I also tell a true thing, I heard that some time ago, a high-end hotel, in the middle of the night, several people jumped off the building, and it was not a room, and the local 120 were too busy, and then someone broke the news that it was a guy named Jiwei who was drunk and couldn't find a room, so he knocked on the door in the corridor, knocking and shouting: "I am Jiwei (Commission for Discipline Inspection), open the door!"
So some people jumped off the building one after another. There was a big leader who was quite calm, did not jump off the building, and asked through the door: "Are you the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection or the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection?"
Jiwei replied: "What the hell is the province or city, I am Zhong Jiwei (Central Commission for Discipline Inspection)!"
Later, the room was silent, and when the waiter opened the door and went in, he found that the big leader had died suddenly. Therefore, it is still very scary to be an official! Hello Mr. Lin, when are you not worried?"
Everyone had another burst of laughter, continuing this inexplicable banquet.