Episode 30: Wire Ball Brushes You
"Ahem...... I think I'm up to the task!" Ziqiao said with a twinkle in his eyes.
Originally, this sentence didn't mean anything else, but it just came out of Ziqiao's mouth, and because of this, it lost its original weight.
Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian turned their heads to the side and looked at Ziqiao with a surprised expression, trying to figure out what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.
It's different...
- It's Lao Cheng.
On the side, after hearing what Ziqiao said, Lao Cheng did not doubt him, and subconsciously thought that he was really competent, so he smiled and said:
"Oh?!, are you, you're going to host too, that's great!"
Looking at the two young people who could serve as the wedding master of ceremonies, Lao Cheng couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, and the smile on his face became stronger.
At this time, Ziqiao cleared his throat and said proudly: "It's not a secret, in fact...... I'm a professional!"
"Nani?"
Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at each other, and then said in surprise: "Professional?"
Ziqiao shrugged his shoulders and said frankly, "Can't you see it? It's obvious that I'm a professional!"
"............" Zhang Wei.
"............" Zeng Xiaoxian.
As soon as he heard Ziqiao mention this, Zhang Wei couldn't help but have black lines on his head.
This Nima—
He couldn't help but think of what happened to Ziqiao at the wedding of Tiezhu and Erniu in the first season.
I was just about to pull Zi Qiao aside to ask about it, but I didn't expect him to speak:
"Let's put it this way, if you leave the wedding to me to officiate, I promise to make you "piu", your eyes will light up!"
After getting Ziqiao's assurance, Lao Cheng, who was in the dark, was happy and hurriedly agreed.
Zeng Xiaoxian only reacted at this time: "Eh, what's wrong with me?"
Ziqiao grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders and assured Lao Cheng again: "Don't worry, it's right to hand it over to me!"
Looking at Ziqiao's current demeanor and movements, Zhang Wei suddenly had a hint of ominous premonition in his heart.
But it's okay, he's not a person who wants to get married seriously anyway! It's not bad for Ziqiao to make a little trouble to attract everyone's attention!
Perfect!
After figuring out the key to the matter, Zhang Wei didn't bother to expose Zi Qiao, and see what moth he could come up with.
His mind couldn't help but focus on the item he had drawn from the system earlier - the card that fulfilled his hope.
In the live broadcast room,
But it's a different story.
[Ziqiao wants to be a wedding celebrant?
[How do I have an ominous premonition]
[233, upstairs, I feel this way too]
[Poof, haha, I remembered the wedding of Erniu and Tiezhu again, is it okay to speak English?]
[Are you sure Ziqiao was speaking English at the time?
[You guys are enough! Can't you trust Ziqiao once? He's still very powerful when he's serious!]
"............" inadvertently raised his head, Zhang Wei saw the barrage floating on the virtual screen in front of him, and he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.
To be honest, it's not that he doesn't believe Ziqiao, the key is that he doesn't look serious now!
Of course, he was just thinking about it in his heart, and he didn't want to be slapped in the face not long after he said it.
What if Ziqiao is really serious this time?
On the side, Lao Cheng chatted with Ziqiao a few more words, and after saying sorry to him and Zeng Xiaoxian, he pulled Zhang Wei and walked over to the guest seat.
"Xiao Zhang, let's familiarize ourselves with the process first. ”
Hearing this, Zhang Wei nodded helplessly.
……
Time ticks –
After setting up the venue and going through the process in advance, the time finally came to 10:30 in the morning.
The next step is to pick up the bride!
After hearing Lao Cheng finish the rest of the process, Zhang Wei was stunned for a while.
This Nima—
When I was watching TV in my previous life, didn't Xiaoli come to the wedding venue by herself at half past ten......?
He was a little worried that something was wrong.
Seeing Zhang Wei stunned in place, Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, who were not far away, hurriedly came up:
"I said Zhang Wei, hurry up and pick up the bride! Why are you still stunned here?"
Zhang Wei nodded thoughtfully, and at this time, a barrage in the live broadcast room solved his confusion.
In the TV series, the reason why viagra's fiancée arrived at the wedding scene early may be because he couldn't get through viagra's phone, so he ...... In the end, I had no choice but to rush over first, what do you think?]
Looking at this barrage, Zhang Wei's eyes couldn't help but bloom again, it seems that there is only this possibility!
After figuring out the key to the matter, Zhang Wei raised his head suddenly, felt the eyes of the people around him, and hurriedly said, "Let's go!"
In this way, the people in the convoy walked outside the wedding venue, and they were all in the procession to welcome the bride.
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei walked together.
As for Ziqiao, he was left behind by Lao Cheng because he still had to think about the things he hosted.
With the BMW car key given to him by Lao Cheng, Zhang Wei easily found the brand-new car in the parking lot.
"Shouldn't this be ......" Looking at the BMW car in front of him, Zhang Wei couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Zeng Xiaoxian was also stunned, and then reacted quickly, touched the front of the BMW, turned his head to look at Zhang Wei and said enviously: "Yes, Zhang Wei! Your father-in-law is quite rich!
"I can't see it, your fiancée didn't expect to be a little rich woman!"
Zhang Wei: "............"
"Speak human words. Zhang Wei rolled his eyes and said.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled obscenely, and said, "By the way, do you know any little rich woman from your fiancée? I really want to get a new car recently!"
Poof-
Zhang Wei couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Rich woman, are you sure?"
Zeng Xiaoxian straightened his chest, looking like he was at home, but he was a little lacking in confidence: "Of course!
Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's affirmative reply, Zhang Wei couldn't help but glance him up and down, and said in a teasing tone: "You're not afraid of the steel wool brush?"
"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and said a little inexplicably: "Steel wool balls...... Brush me...?"
Zhang Wei grinned: "Yes! steel wool ball...... Brush ......****......!"
After he said this, Zeng Xiaoxian completely understood.
Nima –
He cursed secretly, and his body couldn't help shaking.
The sense of the picture came out all at once.
As soon as he closed his eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian could think of a perverted old woman, holding a steel wool ball in her hand, pressing towards her step by step...
Damn!
He really didn't dare to think about it anymore.
Subsequently, Zeng Xiaoxian reacted.
"Zhang Wei, how do you know?"