"See, Dead Ling Feng, now you know how powerful we are, do you know who we are?" Deidara returned to the base, turned back and lightly opened her thin lips, and said to Ling Feng behind him with a high toe. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Yes. ”

"Huh?"

"Bandits. ”

"......" As the saying goes, if you don't explode in silence, you die in silence, of course Deidara can't be the latter, "Death Lingfeng, which eye did you see that Uncle Ben is a thief!hmm!"

"I saw it with both eyes. ”

“…… Bastard, Uncle Ben is so powerful, how can he be a bandit!hmm!" Deidara roared with teeth and claws.

"There are also very powerful bandits. ”

"I'm such an artistic person!I can't mix with a vulgar and unartistic bandit!hmm!" Deidara was visibly angry at Ling Feng for calling him a 'bandit'.

"It seems to be right on ......," Ling Feng muttered thoughtfully.

"Hmph!" Deidara tilted her head, happy that Ling Feng had finally realized how powerful she was.

"Oh, I see, you guys are ...... Sea, land and air thieves?abbreviation--three thieves?" Ling Feng clenched his right hand into the palm of his left hand, making a look of sudden realization.

“…… Bastard!Lao Tzu is an S-class traitor! We are an S-class traitorous ninja organization-Xiao! Not a mountain thief, a pirate, a land thief!In short, Uncle Ben is not a thief!Hmm!" Deidara almost took out the detonating clay and blasted wildly, and in anger, he spit out the fact that he was an S-class rebel and the organization he belonged to was 'Xiao'.

The entire base suddenly fell silent, and Ling Feng first broke the silence to a somewhat eerie atmosphere.

"S-class traitor?" Ling Feng looked at Deidara with disdain, "Did you use too much clay and your brain became clay, right?" The S-class traitorous ninja organization will ask Konoha to be a nanny?

"You, what about him, Uchiha Itachi, as a ninja of Konoha, you should know ...... too" Deidara was interrupted by Payne before she could finish speaking.

"Deidara. A short sentence is a reminder and a warning.

"......" Deidara realized his gaffe even if he was sluggish, and he paused, not speaking.

"Uchiha Itachi?!Who are you fooling?!Don't treat me as a **good wood?I admit that he is a bit similar to Sasuke, but it's normal to look a little alike? Besides, it's better to say that this brother worships Uchiha Itachi, so it's okay to have plastic surgery like this. In this era of advanced technology, plastic surgery is also common. As for the red rabbit eyes, just wear a contact lens. Ling Feng felt that if he didn't say anything more, he wouldn't be able to speak again in his life. So he adjusted the expression on his face to be more disdainful and said.

In fact, pretending to be stupid is also a necessity to save your life and interpersonal communication. Learning to play dumb appropriately is very important and extremely difficult.

"Okay, I don't have time to listen to your nonsense, I'm so sleepy, go back to sleep first, 88~~~" Ling Feng yawned and waved his hand towards his room.

"You're a smart guy. As he passed by Payne, Payne said lightly. Ling Feng's pupils contracted suddenly, but he still pretended to be ignorant and turned around and said suspiciously: "What are you talking about?" I don't understand~~"

"......" Payne looked straight ahead in silence, no longer bothering Ling Feng who pretended to be stupid.

Ling Feng naturally didn't get entangled, and walked back to the room quickly.

Throwing himself down on the soft bed, Ling Feng took a long breath before realizing that his back was soaked in cold sweat. It was so dangerous just now, Deidara guy, I really doubt that he was deliberately framing himself, but Deidara was not smart enough to do that, and he didn't have the value to let him do that.

Payne. He should ...... You can see that you are pretending to be stupid, right?" Ling Feng frowned. Payne's boss, Obitu, is also pretending to be crazy and stupid now, and he has already learned that Brother Tu is pretending to be stupid, so he should also see himself. Or...... He wouldn't have said that meaningful sentence anymore.

I always felt that it was a mistake for him to come here in the first place, and Ling Feng buried his head in the soft pillow. At the beginning, if he had mustered up the courage to refuse Tsunade's mother-in-law, at most he would have been beaten up violently, and he would have been hospitalized for a liquid meal or something, just because he had made a small compromise at the beginning, but now, it is estimated that he will be thankful that he can go back. Ling Feng sighed deeply. Sure enough, Xiao is an organization that is a strange **iceberg** collection, and a normal person like him can't communicate with it.

But why didn't Payne kill himself? Perhaps, he was trying to do something with himself?

I'm a scumbag ninja cat, what's there to use. Ling Feng smiled self-deprecatingly.

Forget it, let's take it one step at a time. Ling Feng, who said that his brain cells were consuming too much, closed his eyes tiredly and threw himself into the arms of sweet dreams.

Perhaps, a sweet dream?

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Ling Feng pushed open the door, and it was no surprise that everyone was eating at the long dining table. To be honest, Ling Feng was deeply shocked when he saw everyone sitting here eating in harmony. He always thought that everyone in Xiao ate their own food, not ate together.

When he saw that the instant noodles on the table were still dry, Ling Feng ...... Really had a stomachache.

In the past few months, in addition to going out on missions, I have been eating instant noodles every day, and my three meals a day are instant noodles. Ling Feng, who originally liked instant noodles, now has a deep stomach ache when he sees something like instant noodles.

Looking at the Xiao people around him who were still calm and comfortable, Ling Feng couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Sure enough, the Xiao organization is not ordinary, and even the stomach is unusually powerful.

"What's that...... Dawn Organization...... Lack of money? Why...... Do you want to eat instant noodles that are not nutritious and have a greasy taste every day?" Ling Feng said what was in his heart hesitantly, he really couldn't stand the days of eating instant noodles.

One sentence made everyone in the Xiao organization raise their heads one after another, and everyone's eyes flashed with the meaning of 'Finally someone said our hardships, so happy', the only one who was unhappy was Uncle Kakudu. Kakudu furrowed his eyebrows and began to let the air cooler go.

"I pay, I cook. Ling Feng silently waved his handkerchief in his heart, saying goodbye to the beautiful and lovely Qianqian.

"Yes. "Uncle Jiaodu took back the cold air, since he didn't spend his own money and the organization's money, it didn't matter.

"Then I'll go buy the materials first, you wait. Ling Feng walked out of the kitchen full of cobwebs and said.

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Although Ling Feng is a real man, Ling Feng is still very good at cooking. After all, because he was an orphan and had no one to cook for him, he could only receive consolation money to buy instant noodles. After Xiao Lingfeng, who ate instant noodles and entered the hospital, was discharged from the hospital, he vowed to learn to cook, and the process was hard.

All in all, if Ling Feng was allowed to return to the days of eating instant noodles, he would rather die immediately. He didn't want to be hospitalized with instant noodles again.

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Small Theatre - A small day a day

People often stop moving forward in discouragement when they are close to success, but they don't know that the god of luck is only one step away from you. Since we have set our sights on the goal, we must go on with determination and courage, and success is not far away. At the critical moment, it is also the time to add another firewood. Add another handful of firewood and water at 99 degrees Celsius will reach its boiling point!

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