Chapter 406: Bad Joke

In the next half hour, Liao Yang's phone rang a few more times, at first he took advantage of his free time to answer it, but then he had to take his mobile phone and turn on the call firewall mode, except for the contact in the phone book, other numbers were fully intercepted.

No way, these calls are too special, it's nothing to answer one by one, after all, mobile phone answering is now a one-way charge, just when boring to hear people say stand-up comedy, speaking of which these scammers and those film and television stars are actually the same, all of them are to try to attract your attention, so that you can stop and listen to the stories they tell, if you can buy some of their advertising placement or commercial endorsement products together, it would be better!

However, this stop is a bit of a personal life, because he wants to be distracted to listen to the phone, Liao Yang subconsciously lowered the speed of the car, so that when he accidentally glanced at it and saw the time display on the mobile phone, he realized that he seemed to be late today!

After roughly estimating, there should be no way to hurry over, Liao Yang had to call the last stop of the Bee Yuan Vegetable Station, saying that he couldn't arrive on time after a delay of a few minutes on the road today, and he needed to ask for a leave.

Fortunately, I am not the only one responsible for the supply of vegetables, and there should still be a lot of stock in the large cold room there, so it doesn't have much impact if I go a few minutes or even hours late.

These harassing calls were naturally arranged by Jiang Aimin in advance.

This should also be thanks to Atletico Madrid's CTA temporary part-time network, although the website official has also been cracking down on these obviously immoral and even illegal transactions, but just like Taobao can never ban fakes as prohibited items, this kind of gray or even black content can also not be banned, and the website can only use various rules and content management systems to increase the communication cost of specific content, but it cannot be completely banned.

Jiang Aimin bought a crazy version of the morning wake-up call service on the CTA website yesterday and left his phone number and remuneration.

In fact, this professional troublemaker, known as "able to use 100 wonderful stories, instantly wake up your ears and spirit, let you instantly get rid of the crazy demon of the nest, and usher in a new day", is actually a professional phone harassment guy, he will not care who the phone number filled in by the employer is, as long as it is not 110, 400, 800 This kind of public number is no problem at all These numbers will be automatically intercepted by the system, after all, the wake-up service is private to private, what is the matter of leaving a public number?

Sure enough, at the appointed time, at 6:50 a.m. on October 2, 2013, the other party kept calling this number, because Jiang Aimin ordered the "crazy version of the wake-up service", and the purchaser needed to log in to the temporary worker app to cancel manually to stop the "service", otherwise he would have to keep changing the number and making 100 calls in a row.

Obviously, there are always a small number of patients with severe bed fetish who need this crazy wake-up call, and the vast majority of orders on CTA must be inseparable from paid harassing phone calls. Although the website has received a lot of complaints, it has also noticed this problem, stipulating that similar to the crazy version of the wake-up service can not fill in other people's numbers, and can only be used to wake up the employer himself, but the rules are to give people a loophole, and under the prompt of the customer service on the other side, he finally re-registered the trumpet and turned Liao Yang's number into his own contact number.

The reason why it is so troublesome is naturally to prevent the other party from collecting money and not doing things, using CTA havoc service can ensure the accuracy and integrity of the service, and the current results also confirm that the money is well spent.

Had it not been for the timely ringing of the phone, his secret infiltration plan would have failed.

Although Jiang Aimin didn't expect the timing of the first phone to ring so well, let him get into the car at once, he thought he would wait a few more times before getting in the car.

But unfortunately, he only guessed the beginning, but not the end, he didn't have the time to be proud of the smooth plan, but was annoyed and depressed!

At this time, in the moving fresh vegetable truck, Jiang Aimin was huddled in the corner of the insulated compartment shivering, and at the same time he had mixed feelings in his heart, feeling terrible!

He never thought that these rich people would really fucking play, so they actually used a refrigerated truck for a bite to eat! The transportation process from the farm vegetable field to the vegetable shop in just one or two hours, as for it?

I love freshness so much, why don't you go to the vegetable field and eat it raw?!

As a result, the gangster newcomer Jiang Aimin met the first big setback in his career.

At the beginning of October, because of the coastal relationship, there was not much cool autumn feeling, and the minimum temperature at five or six o'clock was still more than 20 degrees, so he only wore a black long-sleeved T-shirt and black pants and black shoes, and the temperature in this carriage at the moment was only 8C, unless there was a severe cold wave like in 08, the lowest temperature in Ludao throughout the winter was this temperature!

But why does it feel a hundred times colder than winter?

Of course, Jiang Aimin didn't know what the specific temperature was, otherwise he would have revised the plan a long time ago, but it was this 8C that was neither high nor low that made him miserable.

As a post-70s,And don't often go online,It's a light netizen who regularly logs on to the lottery website to see the lottery results,He doesn't know the sentence "The north doesn't understand the cold of the south",And "The dry and cold in the north is a physical attack,It's okay to wear thicker,The wet and cold in the south is a magic attack,No matter how thick it is, it's useless",But now he really feels it!

Originally, the temperature of 8C in the car was already very low, not to mention that there was no dehumidifier in the refrigerated compartment at this time, the relative humidity was scary, and the thin long-sleeved black T-shirt could not block the pervasive wet and cold water vapor, which was the same as not wearing. In fact, the best way at this time is to take off his clothes to block the cold air outlet of the air conditioner, and the clothes soaked in moisture can take away the little heat on his body, but unfortunately he has never seen a few snowflakes as a southerner, and he has not much experience in cold survival at all, and he has not even participated in winter swimming.

If he was a second-year teenager, there should be a bunch of words in front of him at this moment, "Being in a cold environment, suffering 4 points of cold damage, hp-2!", but Jiang Aimin is not a second-year teenager.

Although he has also played Legend and Zhengtu and knows what cold damage is, at this time he can only think of another more unlucky guy in his heart to cheer himself up: "Fortunately, it's just a vegetable refrigerated truck, not Huang Bo's seafood frozen truck, otherwise he will really freeze to death!"

Of course, if it was really the kind of frozen car that froze to death the Thai drug lord, he would definitely give up the plan and find a way to save himself, as for now, of course, he tried his best to endure it, anyway, this trip is not long, and he will not die for a while.

Four years ago, he once watched a comedy movie "Crazy Racing", which was filmed in the old town of Ludao, and the actor would say that Minpu's black comedy gave him a lot of laughter, but who would have thought that he didn't notice it for a while, and actually got on a refrigerated truck with a Min D brand, and almost died before he was as unlucky as the tattooed drug lord who hung up in a quarter of an hour, and it can only be said that it was a food delivery.

In that movie, a Thai drug lord with an arrogant and cool black tattoo killed a genuine cyclist, impersonated the latter's identity, smuggled flour into the mainland in a bicycle girder, and planned to trade with the boss of the 4V Oolong Gang who was smuggled in by boat, but because the protagonist Huang Bo beat people and attracted police tea, the drug lord and the boss with ghosts had to flee separately. The unlucky Thai master, despite his disadvantage, finally used his neat skills to make a way out, who knew that because he wore other people's clothes, he was targeted by two other "unburning, unprofessional" brother-in-law killers, and used the big wrench of seven weapons to knock out a sturdy stuffy stick, and then was locked in the seafood refrigerated truck that they defrauded from the protagonist Huang Bo with police tea.

Although this Muay Thai master tried hard to save himself, the result was that because the two "Northwest swordsmen who do a line of love and love" were not familiar with the operation of the vehicle, they accidentally touched the refrigeration switch and froze to death in the carriage.

Thinking of the two brother-in-law killers who chose to go into the city to kill people because they had no money to marry a wife, Jiang Aimin felt even colder on his body, he suddenly thought that the two killers were both from the northwest dialect, and they were clearly from Qin Province, and the target of his plan, Tang Jiayi and her husband, it seems that they are also from Qin Province, and the two of them chose to come to Ludao University together, and started a business here, and became famous here, if it weren't for the two of them being called the richest man in the northwest and the second richest man in the northwest by the media, he didn't know that their hometown was so far away.

The Thai drug lord was locked in a refrigerated truck by two swordsmen from the northwest of Qin Province and froze to death.

Jiang Aimin himself quietly got into the refrigerated truck that delivered food to Ma Jing's family, and he was about to freeze to death!

Thinking of this, the man, who was about to be forty years old, suddenly felt a strong anger that rushed straight to his brain, so he stood up.

In fact, compared with the Thai drug lord in the movie, Jiang Aimin's life is undoubtedly much better, he is only in a refrigerated car, there is no crisis of freezing to death for the time being, and there is a bunch of food in the car, which is still the kind of high-priced organic vegetables that are usually difficult to eat.

However, he was very dissatisfied with the vegetables.

"Bah, bah, the organic strawberries!" Spit out a mouthful of red strawberry foam, Jiang Aimin threw away half of the strawberry in his hand, and continued to squat next to the vegetable basket and rummage.

People are more likely to feel hungry in cold environments, so after breakfast at five o'clock, he quickly felt the call of hunger. After a few minutes of silent suffering, he stood up, cold and hungry, trying to find out if there was any food that could satisfy his stomach, but reality gave him a hard slap.

As mentioned earlier, this car has to send fresh vegetables to the bee garden every day, so the car carries fresh vegetables that are used in large quantities or are not easy to store, rice, wheat flour, cereals, staple foods are naturally absent, rubber pineapple dragon fruit is also absent, even potatoes, sweet potatoes and white lotus roots are not, and the only "hard" ones here are carrots and broccoli.

Because they were meant for the big guys, a note was attached to the lid of the basket explaining the names and nutritional value of the vegetables.

Cucumber, with a water content of 97%, is the most suitable hydrating food, and cucumber mask is the most hydrating.

Lettuce, with a water content of 96%, is tender and juicy, and is a good choice for supplementing dietary fiber.

Broccoli, 90% water, contains rapethiosulfane, anti-cancer and antioxidant, good for health.

Carrots, with a water content of 88%, are known as "little ginseng", and eating them can supplement vitamin A.

However, soon his stomach told him that there is no essential difference between 97% and 88%, and he can't eat enough broccoli either!

To go to Nima's hydration, a basket of cucumbers was thrown aside, making a "bang!" sound.

To Nima's dietary fiber, he continued to lift the plastic basket and planned to throw it aside, but it seemed that because of insufficient blood supply to the brain, he did not estimate the weight of the lettuce, and he stumbled too hard, and the basket that had just been lifted to the top of his head was just upside down, scattering his lettuce leaves on his face, and the slight "popping" sound of the vegetable leaves slapping on his face sounded like thunder in his ears.

The antioxidant and anti-cancer of the horse, the plastic basket hit the wall of the carriage, and the green broccoli rolled out of it, whirling on the floor with a round head, like a hip-hop teenager who was fighting, and he was extremely mocking.

This time he didn't move the carrot basket, mainly after throwing several baskets in a row, he was a little weak for a while, and sat on the cold carrot with a big grin, Jiang Aimin gasped violently.

In fact, at this point, he has actually decided to give up his plan to make a fortune, and the reason why he didn't slap the car door like a Thai drug lord is just that he knows from the movie that this is useless, and it is better to save it.

This is indeed the case, through the thick insulated carriage, it is impossible for people outside to hear the movement inside, you must know that even the ubiquitous movement has abandoned him at this moment, looking at the "no network signal, emergency call only" prompt on the mobile phone, Jiang Aimin wants to cry without tears, and now how he wants to hear the 110 operator to hear his voice!

In the past, when he couldn't sleep at night, he also took out his mobile phone and dialed 110, until he was warned by the local police station, but it was 10086, especially the 10086 with the area code is more suitable for teasing.

There is a saying that "the young man doesn't know how expensive J is, and the old man looks at the empty tears", he quickly felt this embarrassment, "Bang!" waved his hand and threw the mobile phone that dropped the chain at the critical moment on the wall, and the mobile phone hit the wall and fell to the ground, and the back cover and battery fell off.

But soon he regretted it, and without the clock to tell the time, he felt that time passed more slowly. It's just that when he hurriedly installed the battery and pressed the phone to open and hang up, it didn't respond.

So when the employees of the Bee Garden Vegetable Station opened the carriage, they saw a mess of vegetable leaves in the carriage, a Sabi kneeling on the ground, holding a broken screen mobile phone in his hand and crying silently, he was actually stunned, and he didn't know how to react for a while.

However, the people in the car did not react, his body was already a little stiff, and he lost the last chance to escape. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net