Chapter 22 Aunt and Grandma are wonderful
The single ward of No. 6 of Shengyang First Hospital suddenly became as silent as death, and the person and cat on the hospital bed looked at each other strangely in the moonlight as if they were still.
After a long time, the tanuki's mouth moved again: "Why don't you say it, what can you do if I'm a mother?"
At this moment, Zhang Wuwei's brain was completely down, and it took a while before he reluctantly restarted, and suddenly said: "Haha, I understand! You are the nurse sister of the pet hospital, right? I guess you hid a walkie-talkie on it, right?"
The tanuki cat sighed like a human being, raised her head and said word by word: "Don't lie to yourself anymore, can't you see that the sound is coming from my mouth?
For a while, Zhang Wuwei only felt that the hairs on his body stood up.
He wanted to escape, but there was no part of his body that listened to him, so he could only sit there stupidly, looking at the cat that could only speak human words.
However, what scared him even more was that he actually thought that he could read the cat's eyes, and at this moment the tanuki cat's eyes seemed to have two big words written "Don't be afraid".
The tanuki cat also understood the panic in Zhang Wuwei's eyes, stepped back a little, and said, "What are people as big as you afraid of me doing with a cat." ”
Zhang Wuwei muttered mechanically, "I...... Am I crazy?"
"I can tell you that you're fine, and if you don't believe it, you can go to the psychiatric department, but I have to remind you that once you get into a mental hospital, your life is over. ”
"This ...... How is this possible, you are a cat. How can you speak?" Although every sentence of the tanuki cat was reasonable, Zhang Wuwei still couldn't believe what was in front of him.
"I understand your feelings, but the facts are right in front of you, why don't you try to accept it. ”
The tanuki cat talked about the truth like a wise elder, and Zhang Wuwei suddenly forgot his fear and fell into extreme confusion.
"But ......"
"Don't. Why don't I prove it?"
"How can this be proven?" Zhang Wuwei looked at the tanuki in confusion.
"Can I ring the bell for you to call the nurse and you send her away?"
"Then how do I know if it's you or me who rings the bell?"
"So I'll tell you something you don't know?"
"Then how do I know if I knew about these things in the first place, and then thought I didn't know because I was crazy?"
The tanuki cat said impatiently: "Damn, auntie, I was really asked by you! In short, I just said a word, if you are too nourishing, go to the mental hospital to report." ”
I don't know how long it took, Zhang Wuwei's ultra-low-speed brain finally strengthened a belief. "That's right, I can't go to a mental hospital anyway. ”
Zhang Wuwei forced himself to accept the reality in front of him, and suddenly thought again, "I'll go, this won't be God's compensation for me, right?" If I sell this cat to scientists, maybe even my grandson will have no worries about food and clothing. ”
But before he could finish thinking about it, the tanuki cat spoke again: "Yo he? you want to sell me? Don't blame me for not warning you, if you dare to tell me about me to a second person, don't blame me for being ruthless." ”
Zhang Wuwei asked in surprise, "You...... Can you really see through my thoughts?"
"Nonsense, can't you understand me?" said the tanuki in a tone that made the strange scene seem like a matter of course.
Zhang Wuwei stared at the tanuki cat with wide eyes in shock, and really felt that he could also read its eyes.
In those round cat's eyes, the two big words "disdain" were clearly written at this moment.
After being silent for a long time again, Zhang Wuwei, whose mood gradually eased, regained consciousness, and immediately felt the cold hospital gown soaked in cold sweat on his body, but he still couldn't believe that everything was reality now. "What the hell is going on......
The tanuki cat said seriously: "It's really hard for me to explain this to you, because you can't understand what I said." ”
Zhang Wuwei looked into the eyes of the tanuki cat again, and in addition to reading a kind of resoluteness, he also gave birth to an inexplicable trust, which directly erased the doubts and uneasiness in his heart.
He didn't know what was going on, but he felt that the cat could believe everything he said, so he asked, "Okay...... Are you a cat?"
The tanuki raised its head proudly and reprimanded: "Don't you, my aunt and grandmother, my name is Miaomiao, and I am a purebred tanuki cat." I have these skills just because I live longer. ”
"How long does it take to live to be able to speak human language?"
"Have you seen 'This Man Is From Earth'?"
"You mean...... You're as immortal as the hero, and then slowly evolved, even evolving human language and this ability to see through the heart?"
"The comprehension skills are not bad. …… Damn, do you still want money? Let me tell you, I have a way to get you to actually be admitted to a mental hospital, and then see if anyone believes what you say. Miao Miao threatened again.
Zhang Wuwei shook his head vigorously as if he wanted to throw out his thoughts, and then asked, "Since you don't want to be discovered, why are you talking to me?"
"It's fate, after all, you saved me three times. ”
"Three times?"
"I knew you didn't remember. Two months ago, small Guangzhou KTV. ”
Hearing the hint given by Miaomiao, the unforgettable memory in Zhang Wuwei's heart came to his heart again, and it was presented in front of him little by little......
On the day of the graduation ceremony, Xue Li, Li Mo and Zhang Yansheng dragged Zhang Wuwei to the KTV in small Guangzhou.
Still sad about the breakup, in order not to spoil everyone's interest in celebrating graduation, he hid out of the private room alone under the pretext of going to the toilet.
Sitting on the fire staircase outside the building, Zhang Wuwei lit the first cigarette in his life.
Wisps of green smoke drifted towards his face, and he hurriedly covered his eyes with his arms, while scolding with a wry smile: "What kind of B thing is this, how can you smoke your eyes." ”
As if having found a perfect excuse, Zhang Wuwei's eyes hiding behind his arms began to let out tears unscrupulously, until a cigarette was completely burned out.
After crying enough, Zhang Wuwei walked down the fire stairs aimlessly, and accidentally saw a broken cage on the ground in the small courtyard downstairs, in which an injured raccoon cat was kept.
He squatted down and touched the tanuki's head, and said, "Have you been captured?" ”
As soon as the cage door opened, the tanuki immediately limped out and ran.
It wasn't until he jumped on the wall with difficulty that the tanuki cat stopped moving, turned around and meowed twice to Zhang Wuwei in the small yard.
Zhang Wuwei smiled bitterly and nodded. "Hurry up, I know you have a place to go, remember to take care of yourself, I hope that the day we meet again, you and I will be okay......"
Miao Miao seemed to be able to sense Zhang Wuwei's mental state, and asked as he came back to his senses from his memories, "Do you think about it now?"
Zhang Wuwei couldn't help but feel a little shy when he thought of the state and the words he said when he did good deeds before. "I remembered. But you said I saved you three times, when was the other time?"
"That was when you were a kid, and I don't think you remember. Or did that girl hear what you said?"
"Auntie, how do you know?" Zhang Wuwei, who heard the question, was even more shocked.
"I've lived so long, and I can't see through you little brat?"
"Huh...... She was gone when I told you. ”
"That's right. Let the past pass, don't take it personally. But now you should believe you're not crazy, right?"
"If you don't believe it, you can't do it. Like you said, if I really go to a mental hospital, my life will be over. ”
"Just understand, you can follow me from today onwards. ”
"Messing with you?"
"It is to provide for me like a pet, and obey me like a master. ”
Zhang Wuwei asked with a smile: "Can I say no?"
"Absolutely. But if you refuse me, I'll have to put you in a mental hospital to avoid any trouble. ”
Zhang Wuwei felt an inexplicable real fear in Miaomiao's narrowed eyes, and couldn't help but laugh at himself in his heart: "Zhang Wuwei, Zhang Wuwei, you are a mess in your life, even the threat of a cat can make you afraid." ”
"There are many people who are afraid of me, and there is no shame. Miaomiao was staring at Zhang Wuwei, and directly read Zhang Wuwei's thoughts.
"Oh my God, I don't want to, I don't want to. ”
Zhang Wuwei, who was in a state of confusion, lay directly on the bed and covered his head with a quilt, and miraculously fell asleep after a while.
When I slept until dawn, I felt relaxed, and I didn't have the sour feeling of numbness a few days ago.
Looking at Miaomiao around her, the bandages on her body are gone.
Zhang Wuwei asked tentatively, "Grandma?"
"Meow~"
Hearing the cat's meow, Zhang Wuwei cheered excitedly: "Haha, I knew it was a dream." ”
"Dream a fart, it's serious to tease you. Miaomiao's unique female voice came out again.
"Hey, I thought this farce finally had a reasonable end, and your meowing was a joke. Auntie, why are the bandages on your body gone, you ......"
As soon as Zhang Wuwei's words were halfway through, Miaomiao interrupted: "I'm fine, I'll ask if I have any questions later, someone is coming, meow~"
At this time, Zhang Yan and Niu Xiaojuan pushed the door together and walked into the ward, followed by Zhang Wuwei's attending doctor.
The doctor frowned when he saw that there was a cat in the ward. "Zhang'er, how can you bring your pet to the hospital?"
Zhang Wuwei hurriedly explained: "I'm sorry Dr. Zhao, this is really for a reason. And I'm going to be discharged from the hospital today, so you can be accommodating for a while. ”
The doctor was surprised and asked, "Are you going to be discharged from the hospital?"
Zhang Wuwei nodded. "Yes. ”
The doctor sighed helplessly and said, "Hey, okay. I'll go back and get ready and check you again. You three must keep an eye on it, don't let it get out, you know?"
Zhang Wuwei responded with a smile: "Okay!"
As soon as the doctor left the ward, Zhang Yan and Niu Xiaojuan asked at the same time, "Brother, have you decided to be discharged from the hospital?"
Zhang Wuwei nodded. "Well, my mom told me last night that I want to leave today. ”
Hearing this conclusive answer, Zhang Yan's face showed a seemingly nonchalant smile, while Niu Xiaojuan couldn't help frowning.