Chapter 357: True Kung Fu

"Fuck your sister, you still dare to run, my mother will kill you!"

Tong Ling roared like crazy, got up and was about to chase out, when she suddenly tripped under her feet and almost fell, it turned out that she accidentally tripped over Gao Jun, who was standing tall.

Tong Ling looked at Gao Jun's corpse sunk at her feet, and suddenly felt painful, she couldn't imagine that things would suddenly evolve like this.

Gao Jun, who was still alive just now, excitedly said that he wanted to promote the warm quilt business for ladies, and even thought of the slogan, so warm that his heart was full of joy, and he was warm enough to support the wall......

Thinking of this, Tong Ling couldn't help but feel sad, sat down on the ground with a pop, stretched out her hand to hold Gao Jun's head, and cried loudly: "Blame me, blame me, you shouldn't call you a dead ghost, you shouldn't be greedy, I know that this guy drugged me, but the ghost is obsessed with the trick to knock him out, otherwise you wouldn't have clashed with him to protect me, and you wouldn't have lost your life......

Didn't you bastard always brag about how good you were before, what arms can run horses, what fists can stand people, chest crushing boulders, seven or eight times a night, how can a scumbag get you. ”

The more Tong Ling spoke, the more sad she became, looking at Gao Jun, who was standing tall, forgetting first aid, forgetting to call the police, only endless sadness and endless tears,

She shook Gao Jun's head vigorously, tears were like beads with broken threads, and suddenly grabbed Gao Jun's hand, pressed it directly on her chest, and said in a choked voice: "Didn't you always suspect that there was stuffing or water in it, now give you a chance to verify it, you are pinching!"

Tong Ling was heartbroken, and she couldn't vent the grief in her heart no matter what she did.

At this moment, I suddenly felt a handful of chests, and when I looked down, my chest was deformed, from round to flat, constantly changing shapes, and a big hand pinched and grasped, very flexible.

"Yikes!"

Tong Ling screamed in surprise and hurriedly jumped to the side, the hand seemed to be inadvertently hooked, and most of the sundresses were pulled off, and the spring was shining.

"Dead ghost, you ......" Tong Ling was so surprised that she forgot to get dressed, only to see Gao Jun take a deep breath and say weakly: "I think I can rescue it again." ”

"You're still alive...... Rescue, rescue!" Tong Ling was surprised and delighted, her thinking was not normal at all, and she didn't know first aid, she only knew extracardiac pressure and artificial respiration.

But now that Gao Jun has a knife in his heart, he naturally can't press his heart outward, so there is only artificial respiration.

Tong Ling was flustered, and immediately lay on the ground, without pinching her nose, and gnawed directly on it.

As soon as she blew two mouthfuls of fairy qi, suddenly something like a poisonous snake burrowed into her mouth, instantly entangled her lilac tongue, and the crispy and numb feeling instantly spread throughout her body, more like a fire, igniting her whole body.

Tong Ling realized that something was wrong, as if she was attracted by the boundless sea of desire, constantly dragging her into the abyss.

Soon, Tong Ling was completely lost in it, and could only feel that her body was like a fire, as if there was endless magma scurrying around in her body, and she wanted to open a passage to dredge these flames out.

At the same time, there is a man's wheezing sound in his ears, as well as his own intoxicating * voice.

The wonderful feeling continues, and it keeps changing.

Just now she felt as if she was drifting in the middle of the ocean, being beaten by the constant impact of the waves, drifting with the current.

Now she seems to be standing on a giant ship, riding the wind and waves, and the rapids are brave.

The next moment, she felt as if she had been swept up into the sky by a stormy wave, staggering, and her body was like catkins.

Then she plunged into the depths of the sea, and it was pitch black in front of her, surrounded by cold water, so empty and lonely......

"Give it to me!"

Tong Ling inexplicably heard herself say these three words, and as soon as the words fell, as if she was at the bottom of the sea, she suddenly saw a volcano in the sea erupt suddenly, the flames and the sea water merged into one, erupting violently and incomparably.

Streams of heat continued to impact her, rushing her straight out of the clouds, feeling as if her flesh and bones had disappeared, leaving only her soul drifting, and she flew into the dark depths of the universe.

When Tong Ling's soul returned to its place and reshaped her body, it was already bright in the sky, she opened her eyes and looked at it, making sure that she was still in the hotel, and the glow shone in through the light veil, and her eyes were bright.

Tong Ling felt that her body was soft, her bones were crispy, fluttering, but she moved slightly, and there was a cracked pain below, and she couldn't help but gasp.

When I looked down, I saw the man's big head lying on his chest, and the odd ruler was flattened, and the dead ghost had a silver expression, and he smacked his lips from time to time, as if a baby was still eating proudly.

"What's going on?" Tong Ling was taken aback, and it took a long time to remove the big head on her chest, her waist was still tightly hugged by his arms, and the four legs of the two people were tightly entwined.

Finally pushed the dead ghost away, and then looked at the little blood stains like plum blossoms on the sheets, Tong Ling immediately understood what was happening.

"This ...... What the hell is going on? Isn't this guy dead? Could it be that I was pressed by a ghost? I didn't have any impression of the whole process, but it felt amazing...... "Tong Ling was shocked and scared, and she was flustered.

At this moment, I suddenly heard a snoring sound in my ears.

Looking sideways, the dead ghost Gao Jun slept soundly, and one hand unconsciously touched his chest.

Tong Ling suddenly realized, held down the hand, grabbed the epithelium on the back of his hand, pulled up three inches high, and sat up like a corpse in pain.

Tong Ling is also clean and slippery at this time, and the pair of headlights on her chest are particularly eye-catching, like two big pears hanging on a tree.

Gao Jun's gaze naturally fell on it, and he subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

"I'll rub it, which of you are a dead ghost, it's clearly a pervert!" Tong Ling was furious, and pounced directly, put his head under his armpit, strangled his neck hard, and said, "What the hell is going on? Why did you suddenly come back from the dead? What did you do to me, why I don't know the whole process?"

Gao Jun was caught under her armpit, and in front of him was the pair of bright headlights, seeing his blood gushing, he said with difficulty: "You let go of me first, I'm going to strangle." ”

Tong Ling threw him aside angrily, and quickly pulled up the quilt in front of him, Gao Jun coughed vigorously with a red face, Tong Ling said impatiently: "You don't play stupid with me, tell me quickly, what happened last night?"

Gao Jun scratched his head, with a look of reminiscence, and thought for a long time before saying: "I was stabbed by the bad guy last night, and I only felt that the whole person was dizzy, as if the soul was out of the body, just when I was about to lose consciousness, I suddenly saw a beam of divine light descending from the sky, and a holy angel waved its wings and slowly descended in the light, attaching to you."

Then I heard you say, 'The light shines on the earth, and the darkness is dispelled, and my pure blood is exchanged for raising you from the dead,' and then there are spells like Balala, and then you pounce on you......"

Tong Ling squinted at him, and said with a smile: "You mean to say that it is not that I was pressed by ghosts, but that I was possessed by a rogue angel and strengthened you?"

"It seems so. Gao Jun nodded quickly.

"I'll strangle you!" Tong Ling roared and pounced, once again clamping Gao Jun's head under his armpit, this time Gao Jun was not idle, the most untouchable, stretched out his tongue hard, and gently licked the headlight, only to feel Tong Ling's whole body tremble, and a goosebump suddenly appeared on it.

Tong Ling was ashamed and angry, pulled him up, hammered him in the chest and said, "Was he stabbed by a sharp knife, right?

Don't say that last night, that rogue angel used the Lord God-level Great Light Spell on you, not only bringing you back to life, but also leaving no scars. ”

"Yes, yes, it's the Great Light Spell, I heard her say in the name of the God of Light...... Oops!"

Before Gao Jun finished speaking, he was thrown on the bed by Tong Ling, and a pair of headlights shook in front of him, which made him flustered.

She grasped Gao Jun's handle even more fiercely, her eyes were like silk, and she said with a smile: "If you don't want to say it, forget it, I didn't know what happened last night, but it felt amazing, and now it's finally the case, let's have a repeat of the case." ”

"Yes, yes, yes. Gao Jun nodded again and again like a kowtow worm.

"Hmph, auntie, I have the ability to deal with men, and I can only be bound by the pure membrane all the time, now that the obstacle has been pierced, it's just time to practice what I've learned over the years!" Tong Lingmei said with a smile.

Gao Jun was naturally overjoyed.

Next, Tong Ling did her best.

The first thing that makes Gao Jun deeply understand is that no matter how dexterous a man's hands are, they are not as good as a woman's hands.

Then Tong Ling told him with practical actions that it turned out that ice water first, then hot water, alternating between cold and heat, and the way of interweaving ice and fire has existed since ancient times, and it is very reasonable and scientific.

This can promote vasodilation and contraction, increase the elasticity of blood vessels, promote blood circulation, reduce fatigue, and greatly reduce sensitivity through stimulation, improving men's ability.

In ancient times, many men used this method to maintain their male style.

Gao Jun experienced it firsthand, like a dream.

After that, Tong Ling told Gao Jun with practical actions that those who like small feet but want to put on stockings are completely wrong, and they are definitely adding to the snake.

The human foot is arch-shaped, usually only the front and rear soles of the feet, and the position of the real center of the foot, almost still maintains the smooth and delicate baby skin, soft and immature, the feet are opposite, just the most immature position of the foot will leave a gap, and there is even a legend, how big this gap is, how big will be her husband's Ding Ding in the future, this is destined by God, the arrangement in the dark.

After that, Tong Ling proved in a special way that her pair of odd rulers are absolutely natural and do not contain any additives, otherwise they would not be able to fly up and down so freely.

Gao Jun was lying there like a vegetative person, watching Tong Ling perform extinction, every move was real kung fu, the technique was skillful and sophisticated, the sense of rhythm was full, and it was just right, it was hard to imagine that she was a first daughter just a few hours ago.

But after seeing these greetings, it's not surprising that she is a first daughter, as powerful as Gao Jun can't help it when she reaches the fourth level, if she changes to another man, it is estimated that she can't even pass the first level, how can she get through the level!