Zhou Jiu: The breath of the whole house is crowding out me as a straight man.

You Hai stared at the little assistant for a long time, and then put down the game controller with a smile: "Where did you think of it? I was just joking with you, why did you blush so suddenly." ”

Now this society is not as it used to be, and a lot of knowledge is exposed to them as young people. The little assistant was originally a person in the entertainment industry, so he naturally stood on the cusp of fashion, and inevitably thought of something that he shouldn't think of.

You Hai laughed and laughed, and after finishing speaking, he felt that he didn't seem to be making this kind of joke in the future.

The language arts adopted for people with different personalities should also be different. If it was his previous gang who ran outside to stack Arhats after class, and a monkey would steal peaches every minute, he would make this kind of joke, naturally it would not matter.

But treating this kind of fair-skinned child in the city and making such a joke with them is not easy for people to misunderstand.

You Hai picked up the gamepad and wanted to continue playing with the little assistant. As a result, after playing for two games, I wanted to laugh, and when I laughed and laughed, I relented, so that in the end, I never passed the level, and I didn't even jump on it again like before.

"Don't play anymore, it doesn't feel good today, it's not interesting. ”

The little assistant put down the gamepad in his hand without any opinion, and only his eyes could see that he was still a little reluctant.

Zhou Jiu walked over slowly, raised his paw and stepped on the gamepad You Hai put on the sofa with great interest, You Hai was interested when he saw this.

"Do you want to play when you step on it? I remember your master told me that when you were at home, you were very excited to play all kinds of games, would you be able to play this? It's super simple, just step on these keys and you can play it. ”

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, and after a while, he still stepped on the gamepad.

This game is really very simple, and it doesn't require too much intelligence, it's just a matter of manipulating the villain to break through the level. A game like this, just like the popular WeChat jump in later generations, Zhou Jiu saw some cats playing this jump on the Internet at that time, and sometimes they smashed their mobile phones when they were unhappy.

Anyway, he really wants to play at this moment, so it's better to just follow his own heart and talk about it later.

Anyway, there is room for explanation when the time comes, so as not to suppress yourself so much, it's just a game.

Zhou Jiu did some psychological construction for himself, mainly to comfort himself that it was okay to play alone, and then happily raised his claws and stepped on the gamepad.

You Hai was just looking at Zhou Jiu for fun at first, but after playing, he found that this starling actually stepped on it in a decent way, and he couldn't help but look a little more serious.

The little assistant originally wanted to play a little, but he put down the handle just because You Hai didn't play anymore, so he didn't have anyone to play with him, and now he saw the starling stepping there, and he didn't have much hope, just thinking that someone would make up the numbers, and the game could continue, so they also played together.

As a result, after the end of the result, the little assistant found that the skills of this starling seemed to be better than You Hai, who played with him before, and it was very easy to cooperate with him, and the little assistant became happier the more he played.

You Hai: All of a sudden, I feel like I'm being compared.

You Hai listened to the laughter of the little assistant unconsciously in the process of playing, and knew that this starling must be more interested in the little assistant than himself, so for a while, a childlike mentality of being robbed of his little friend was spontaneously born in You Hai's heart.

But You Hai really didn't do anything, anyway, he was about to fall into the pit, jump up slowly, and then hang on to the spot every time. You Hai said that he was not worried at all, anyway, this starling would have to hang at this point later, the big guys were all half a catty and eight taels, and no one had to say anyone.

However, in the next second, You Hai saw what a new operation was.

Zhou Jiu stared at the screen carefully for a long time, and found that as long as he waited until the monster above was killed and he didn't continue to jump from the bottom to the top, then he wouldn't refresh the little monster, and his brain turned to start his new plan.

For example, after directly sweeping all the monsters on the top, jump down and sweep the monsters at the bottom clean, so that you don't have to go back up, you can directly teleport to the next level directly at the bottom.

The living room was quiet, only the reward music for clearing the level echoed in the room, and the little assistant unconsciously opened his mouth wide: "Can it still be like this?"

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, his face was light and breezy, and he only had a high cocked tail, showing how happy he was now.

You Hai restarted this level without believing in evil, and then tested it according to Zhou Jiu's strategy just now, and found that after he could indeed pass the level like him, the whole person didn't feel very good.

After all, this operation just now can be regarded as having no technical content at all, and it is just a lively brain. You Hai would rather admit that he is not good at technology than admit that he is stupid.

Maybe there will indeed be this kind of level in the next so many levels that you have to jump up to clear the task. But it is true that there is such a possibility of ingenuity at this level.

And looking at this level so high, it shows that the game designer took this bug into account at the beginning of the design, and tacitly used this bug as a strategy for clearing the level.

You Hai: "What did we just want to play this game for?"

The assistant didn't know why: "To be happy?"

You Hai's cheeks ached faintly: "Then do you feel happy now?"

The assistant was very innocent: "The game has been cleared, of course I'm happy, aren't you happy?"

You Hai: ......

You Hai: "Open, happy." ”

What else could he do but say happy?

At this time, if a teammate complains with him, he can also complain with him, after all, having a teammate complaining can be regarded as an internal communication.

However, his current teammates are so pure and innocent, they look really happy, and he still complains about this He puts on an unhappy face, which makes him jealous and vicious.

You Hai: I'm fine, I'm very happy, just cry for three months.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and dodged the touch of the little assistant's reward in disgust.

You Hai: Hmph.