Xu Jing: Are you happy to scare me this time?

Zhou Jiu: I'm happy.

But it's also strange, Xu Jing was very uncomfortable in his heart, but after being scolded by Zhou Jiu like this, he thought he should be even more angry, but after the anger disappeared, he found that his frustrated mood had actually improved a lot.

Perhaps this is also a method of relieving stress, called the gas envelope method, which was pioneered by Zhou Jiu and Xu Jing.

Xu Jing: "Suddenly, I feel that I am not as depressed as before, in fact, this can be regarded as a strategy, you deliberately made me angry, and then diverted my attention or something." After all, you are also a knife mouth tofu heart. ”

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and deliberately was very cautious: "Are you sure it's me with a knife mouth tofu heart, not your Stockholm?"

Xu Jing choked up again, and after barely suppressing a swear word that came to his mouth, he finally determined that this guy was not a knife-mouthed tofu heart at all.

It's just a knife mouth, specially to anger him, and the so-called tofu heart or anything doesn't exist at all.

One person and one bird tinkered in the living room for a while, and then ran to the dining table to try to spell the test paper, in fact, they didn't want to fix the test paper, but just found a toy to play with, which can also be said to be very boring.

One person and one bird are discussing while puzzles, and the future strategy will come out after the child comes out.

The two of them had basically determined that the child had done it on his own, and then blamed the little squirrel.

But if the children don't admit it, they can't force a confession or anything.

Naturally, some other methods are needed, and all the children's justifications are suppressed with ironclad evidence.

Xu Jing scratched his ears and cheeks, looking very serious, but his eyes were so flickering.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, didn't bother with him, and directly proposed a solution to the problem.

"In fact, there is a way that forced children to admit. ”

Xu Jing instantly sat up straight and listened.

"If he doesn't admit that he tore it, after all, he has noticed the bite marks of the fake small animals, then just say that if he didn't break it, everyone will compensate him for the exact same one. ”

"But if he admits that he tore it, it means that he doesn't like the paper, so we don't buy it for him. After saying this, the child will definitely admit that he tore it. ”

Xu Jing pondered for a while: "What if this thing is really not done by a child, but what if the child takes this one thing in order not to continue to write his homework?"

Zhou Jiu looked at Xu Jing with the eyes of a fool.

"If the child says he did it, we can ask him some details to check. If he had impersonated it, he would not have known the details. If he did it, he would be able to tell it. Won't it be the same at a glance?"

Xu Jingshen thought so, but faintly felt that his IQ had been insulted.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, and in this contact, he understood another temperament attribute of Xu Jing.

Speaking of which, he is a bit similar to the temper of the husky, and the husky is also the kind of person, who acts differently when he meets different people, and looks at the temper of the dishes.

When Xu Jing meets different people, he will show different IQs.

Usually smart, and it's smart to get along with stupid people, but when he meets other smart people, he doesn't use his brain.

For example, Xu Jing has always been shrewd, but when he was in Changbai Province, because Xu Lao was staying by his side, he didn't think like a second fool, so that he couldn't guess that the incident at that time was that Zhou Jiu was slandering the military dogs.

What's even more obvious is that just now, Qi Guanguan was still beside him, and Zhou Jiu didn't show that he was from a time when he wanted to reason about this matter.

Xu Jingna saw through the truth of this matter at once, and unswervingly followed the right direction.

However, when Qi Guanguan went out to buy vegetables, Zhou Jiu came in and said that he would also analyze this matter, Xu Jing was silently instigated, just now they just discussed casually for a while, and what Xu Jing showed was completely brainless.

After all, the two made a strategy and waited for the child to wake up.

However, before the child could wake up, there was a knock at the door.

Xu Jing was stunned for a moment: "Why did you come back so early to buy vegetables, did you forget to bring something when you walked there?" Call me directly, I'll just send it to her. ”

Then after saying this, Xu Jingcai realized that Qi Guanguan was looking at him at this time.

Although in fact, it is not necessarily how unhappy it is, it may be more of an embarrassment with a different concept, but with Qi Guanguan's temperament, he may not call him because of this.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, and watched Xu Jing's breath around him, becoming mournful at a speed visible to the naked eye.

I just think it......

Tsk, the mind of a man who wants to fall in love is really incomprehensible.

Xu Jing got up from the table, quickly adjusted the expression on his face, and then went to open the door.

No matter what, he can't cry and face his goddess with a sad face.

Then he smiled and saw Qi Xianyu's black face.

Facing the father of his own goddess, the person who was about to be snatched away by himself, Xu Jing turned into a quail in seconds: "Uncle...... Hello uncle. ”

Qi Xianyu continued to blacken: "What about Wanguan?"

Xu Jing: "She went grocery shopping." ”

Qi Xianyu disliked: "You stayed at home to play, and let her go shopping for groceries alone as a girl?"

Although this is the case, I don't know why I feel very ashamed after he said this.

Xu Jingtou was so low that his chin was about to touch his chest, and after his eyes blinked twice, he came back to his senses and told himself not to be so cowardly, to leave a good impression in front of the goddess's family, instead of being as cowering as now.

Xu Jing took a deep breath, raised his head and chest, and looked clear: "I'm sorry." ”

Mu Ying walked out from behind Qi Xianyu and played a round: "I'm sorry to say, this is not a big deal." Lao Qi, don't always be so scary, you don't know the character of Guanguan, what's wrong with her bringing some vegetables back, even if she carries a dumbbell and walks back and forth from home to the vegetable market, Guanguan may not be the same. ”

Qi Xianyu looked Xu Jing up and down, but he didn't say much.

Don't look at Mu Muying saying this at this time, but in fact, she is the one who usually feels sorry for her daughter the most.

It's just that the matter of being taken by Qi Xianyu to make a fuss is indeed a trivial matter, so Mu Ying can play a round so unhesitantly.

Xu Jing had the cheerful smile that the elders always liked on his face, and greeted him one by one to bring in and pour tea and water.

On the surface, he is as calm as a dog, but in fact, the heart's call bell was almost not broken.