Chapter 33: I just wanted to see you
"This is the big meal you are talking about?" Lin Luo looked at the three dishes that were as light as water, and said with a stunned face: "What about meat dishes? Even if there are no meat dishes, you must add some meat, right?"
"This is not enough for a big meal?" Cai Shan looked at the table full of dishes and said: "Six dishes are not enough for you to eat? It's up to you to do it, otherwise I'd order such a greasy dish?"
"Huh?" Lin Luo looked at Cai Shan.
The feelings are for their own sake, so I ordered an oily eggplant.
"Eat, you can fight when you are full. Cai Shan pursed his lips and said, "What, you still dislike it? Don't you see how fat I am? I won't tell you the truth, I recently fell in love with a beautiful woman in the foreign language department, and I was about to lose weight and chase her with all my might!"
"Don't you like Lu Junyao?" Lin Luo suddenly glanced at Cai Shan.
"Yes, is there a conflict?" Cai Shan chuckled and said, "One is a long-term goal, and the other is a short-term goal." According to you, I still like Song Qingyin? Is it that if you don't catch up with her, you can't chase others?"
"Song Qingyin, Song Qingyin of Hanna Media Group?" Lin Luo smiled and said, "She won't like you, the styles of the two of you are too incompatible." One is a literary actress in the film and television industry, and the other is a black-bellied bad student in Fudan. ”
"You!" Cai Shan didn't bother to pay attention to Lin Luo's sarcasm, and said disdainfully: "Aren't you the same as me?" as if she would take a fancy to you. Song Qingyin can be popular all over the country as soon as she debuts, but it is not her innate cold and noble temperament. It's not that I said it, just your little white face, walking in front of her, you won't look at you. ”
"Really?" Lin Luo thought of the goddess of literature and art who had a relationship with him at Los Angeles Fashion Week, and thought, even if she sees me again, she won't even look at me, right?
"Don't grind and chirp, eat, I'm starving. Cai Shan picked up the rice bowl and began to gobble it up.
In the blink of an eye, a bowl full of white rice was already in the stomach.
The second bowl is full again.
Lin Luo looked at Cai Shan, who looked like a starving ghost reincarnated, and smiled: "That's how you lost weight? If you lose it like this, you will only lose more and more weight!"
"Nonsense!" Cai Shan took a big mouthful of rice and said vaguely: "I haven't eaten any meat, and I can gain weight just by eating rice?"
Lin Luo thought about it and decided to give some useful advice.
"There are many ways to lose weight! If you really want to lose weight, I can give you some advice. Although it may not make you lose weight like a lightning bolt, it can also lose twenty or thirty pounds than now. Lin Luo enjoyed the light Chinese cuisine, and said slowly: "Your current weight loss method belongs to the low-fat weight loss method. ”
Hearing the low-fat weight loss method, Cai Shan couldn't help but raise his head suddenly, and said with a shocked expression: "Go on!"
"It's a more traditional way to lose weight, but it's not scientific. Lin Luo Zhengse said: "Have you ever heard of a low-carbohydrate diet method?" The body's calories mainly come from carbohydrates, and once you consume too much, they will be deposited in the body and converted into fat, thus becoming fat. ”
"Low-carb diet?" Cai Shan's head shook like a rattle, "I haven't heard of it, keep talking!"
"Meat is fatty, but it's not the main cause of obesity. The main reason is also that the carbohydrate intake is too high at each meal. For example: "Lin Luo pointed to the rice and said: "White rice is rich in carbohydrates, as well as pasta and so on. If you control your meat, but desperately eat white rice, the carbohydrates must be seriously exceeded. I want to ask you, how many pounds have you lost recently?"
"I weighed one pound before I pooped, and I lost two pounds after pooping. Cai Shan grinned.
"Smack!"
Lin Luo threw away his chopsticks with one hand, looked at Cai Shan and said, "Why are you so vulgar, you are eating, you one by one!
"Haha, it's okay not to eat. Cai Shan said with a sly face: "The low carbohydrate you said seems to be like that, and I am planning to stop eating this bowl of rice." Since everyone is gone, let's go!"
Lin Luo was really disgusted by the fat man, and left the restaurant a little hungry.
Along the way, the fat man pestered Lin Luo to ask how to lose weight with low carbs, and Lin Luo, who was so entangled that he couldn't do it, had to agree to help him tailor a weight loss recipe.
But at the same time, he also told Cai Shan that this is a palliative rather than a cure.
The way to really work is to have both strict diet control and the necessary physical activity.
For example, the captain of the second basketball team who is about to find trouble between the two maintains a very well-proportioned and toned body because he exercises regularly.
At this time, on the basketball court, Gu Feng, who is 1.86 meters tall, is directing the team to run constantly. He plays as a small forward and is the main scorer for the second team.
His height may not be enough for even an organizational guard in an NBA professional basketball game, but he is also outstanding in the campus basketball team.
"Bang!"
He made a step-back jumper and the basketball went into the net.
"Bang bang bang!"
Cai Shan applauded, and said with a smile on his face: "Not bad, yes, worthy of being the captain of the second team, known as the little emperor of Fudan, with the perverted physical fitness of my emperor, and the iconic backward jump shot of our department." I don't think you'll be called the Little Emperor, just change your name to LeBron Bryant. Look, how domineering!"
Little Emperor, full name LeBron James, small forward, superstar in the post-Kobe era, is respected by Chinese basketball lovers, Peter Pan, Black Mamba, Kobe, full name Kobe Bryant, shooting guard, post-Jordan era superstar, is called my department by Chinese basketball fans.
The two are both epoch-making superstars, but the fans of the two NBA superstars are incompatible and slander each other.
Now, Gu Feng is obviously emulating James, but he uses Kobe-style signature step-back jumper, which looks particularly funny. So Cai Shan asked him to directly change his name to "LeBron Bryant", which was to mock him for being nondescript.
Not only mocking his style, but also mocking him for having no position.
It's no problem for you to learn from James and Anthony at the same time, after all, both of them play small forwards and have the same position; it's okay for you to learn from Jordan and Kobe Bryant at the same time, but if you are a small forward, learn the means of scoring guard, what's the matter?
It's no wonder that you can only stay in the second team.
Cai Shan is worthy of being a master, and this hand of ridicule is used to make a supernatural and perfect fire.
Gu Feng, who was playing the ball, changed his face as soon as he heard this, picked up the ball and walked towards the two, and said with a gloomy look in his eyes as he walked: "Dead fat man, I didn't play enough last time, and I dare to come." ”
"I'm fat, can I not die?" Cai Shan shrugged his shoulders and said, "Besides, I'm fat, but after all, I was admitted to Fudan by real materials." Unlike some single-celled animals with developed brains and simple limbs, they rely on brute force to enter Fudan. Fat, after all, can be lost. But the IQ is low, this is a congenital reason, and you can't make up for it!"
Cold sweat broke out on Lin Luo's forehead.
This Cai Shan's mocking aura is too powerful, right?
With this broken mouth, I want to kill him when I hear it.
He was really glad that Gu Feng was still sensible, otherwise this fat man would have died many times.
"Who are you talking about?" Gu Feng suddenly became furious, and the basketball in his hand was caught by him.
"Whoever answers, who speaks. Cai Shan's face was full of urgency.
He has a simple smile, but he is full of provocation, and he really wants to beat someone who listens.
Lin Luo sighed secretly in his heart: Master, if you learn this taunting skill, wouldn't you be able to beat people up as you like?
Liang Rongqiao taught his son very strictly, and Lin Luo was not allowed to cause trouble everywhere, otherwise the family law would serve. But at the same time, he also warned Lin Luo that if anyone does not offend me, I will not offend anyone, and if someone offends me, I will pay it back tenfold.
Therefore, every time Lin Luo wanted to fight, he was worried about how to mock others.
In the past, when he was in Sichuan Province, Chen Yang, who could plow the land, was in charge of mockery.
But after all, he is too angry, and his mouth is powerful, but the lethality is not enough.
Today, he can be regarded as seeing Cai Shan's power.
Not to mention Gu Feng, even if he is in a good mood, when he hears these two words, he wants to beat someone.
Sure enough, when Gu Feng heard this, he finally couldn't help it.
Three meters away, the violent anger in his eyes exploded, and he pulled his big hand back, and smashed the basketball in his hand in an instant.
When he pulled his hand back, there was obviously a process of accumulating air. Then, when the gas storage reaches its peak, it is smashed out in an instant.
Outsiders couldn't see it, but Lin Luo could see the strangeness.
It is a means of clear strength.
The power originates from the body, passes through the limbs, and spreads to the palm.
"Not good!" Lin Luo was secretly surprised.
With Cai Shan's strength, he may not be able to catch this ball. If you catch the ball rashly, you are likely to break your hand directly.
"It's so ruthless!" Lin Luo frowned and made a move in an instant.
"Smack!"
The basketball came to an abrupt end in Lin Luo's hands.
"Friend, is it too ruthless?" said Lin Luo's face sank.
"Yo!" A trace of surprise flashed in Gu Feng's eyes, and he sneered: "Dead fat man, are you still looking for a helper?"
As soon as the words fell, he looked at the other players standing behind him, and said with a smile: "Hey, this dead fat man actually brought someone to trouble me." ”
"Is it?hahaha......" Wild laughter came from behind him, and nine strong basketball players, all arrogant and arrogant, quickly surrounded them, and said in an arrogant tone: "We want to see who dares to trouble us!"
Cai Shan looked at the nine strong men who came around, and his face turned pale suddenly.
He quietly pulled Lin Luo and whispered: "Grass, it's all here, Lin Luo, the two of us are not enough for them to fight!
Lin Luo almost had the urge to stand on Gu Feng's side and beat Cai Shan together.
Let him run first?
"Are you still not a man?" Lin Luo pursed his lips and said in a low voice: "The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and the dignity cannot be lost." How will you look up at school after you run?"
"What's not to look up? A good man doesn't eat the loss in front of him!" Cai Shan looked at Gu Feng who was walking over slowly, and hurriedly said: "Can you run away or not?" Han Xin can still endure the humiliation of his crotch, what is this humiliation?"
This fat man is crooked.
Lin Luo felt that knowing him was the misfortune of this life.
Never mind.
That's how it should be.
"Don't worry, it's not enough for me to fight. Lin Luo said a little anxiously: "But, didn't I tell you? I can't do it first! You quickly find a way to make them trouble me!"
"Say it earlier!" Cai Shan breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly said with a bright face: "Gu Feng, what do you mean by this? Who said that he was the helper I found? He is a new exchange student in our class, and when I heard me talk about you, I wanted to come and see you." ”
Bang dang.
Lin Luo almost vomited blood and died.
What the is this excuse?