The matter is not over yet, the next day, the Avenue of Stars told the story of him and Li Dabao on TV. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"After driving away Li Dabao, I was tormented, Brother Dabao talked so much about the righteousness of his buddies, but he was driven away, and it was indeed wrong for us at the beginning.

In the future, Brother Dabao's KTV consumption on the Avenue of Stars will be counted on my head. ”

The boss of the Avenue of Stars came forward, marking the end of Li Dabao's beating incident.

The most embarrassing thing now is Zhang Mengjie.

At this time, she didn't dare to go out, and she didn't dare to go online.

She blushed a little.

She often does things that slander others, but it is the first time that others have seen through it.

This time her popularity dropped again.

Because of this incident, Li Dabao's popularity has once again been greatly improved.

Gained a lot of fans.

So far, he has written "That Taste", "To the Ex", "Food Restlessness", "No Difference", "Lilacs", "I Want to Tell You Loudly", "To Alice", "The Farthest Distance in the World", "Qingyu Case Yuan Xi", and "Yong Needle".

People suddenly looked back and found that Li Dabao had written so many songs in this year.

The next day, Li Dabao went to Kyoto University with a happy mood, and he knew that that angry departure was probably not so simple.

The old headmaster forgave himself, and these students would not forgive themselves easily.

In particular, the song "Song of the Needle" is absolutely a shame for everyone at Kyoto University. This is the most elegant invective.

Scolding all the people at Kyoto University has their eyes on their buttocks.

It's almost noon, and it's time to eat.

Li Dabao walked into the school cafeteria.

"Principal Zhang is also eating, but I remind you that before eating, it is best to have the same good habit of washing your hands before meals as Indians. ”

Principal Zhang's face was gloomy. It's the same with the Indians? You know, the left hand of the Indians is used as toilet paper.

I can't eat this fat sausage.

"Eat, eat the fat sausage, eat it, the fat sausage will stink after a while, I have a little research on this thing, I listened to the news report a few days ago, when I ate the fat sausage, I actually ate stool. You've eaten half a plate all the time?

Lian Po is not old, and he can still eat fat sausages, but I heard that you are only forty-three years old, I guess you are only aging on the surface, right?" Li Dabao looked at Principal Zhang's bottom with puzzled eyes.

Principal Zhang shuddered, quickly packed up the dishes and disappeared in front of everyone.

This Li Dabao is fat again, and he has eaten stool, and the surface is aging or something, he can't stand it.

I guess if he waits a little longer, he'll have to throw up on the table.

He didn't want to say anything now, and if he this guy and wrote another poem, he couldn't stand it.

That was enough of a shame for him.

He kind of understands that Li Dabao can't be provoked.

Seeing Principal Zhang flee in embarrassment, Li Dabao said again: "Principal Zhang, I suggest you take a look at your liver, I saw that you were nauseous just now, nausea must be a bad liver, a few more teachers fell on the podium a few days ago." ”

Hearing this, Principal Zhang almost rolled down the stairs.

What disgusting? It's disgusting to hear what you say, disgusting.

"Auntie, bring me a plate of fat sausages. Li Dabao slapped a plate of fat intestines and ate it with relish.

The students of Kyoto University saw Li Dabao's performance like 10,000 *** running wildly.

"Today is a good day, tomorrow is a good day....... ”

"This university is good, look at these girls, how watery?"

Everyone looked confused, what is the situation?

Shouldn't the imaginary Bao Ye be a rigorous and gentlemanly poet?

How is it different from what you imagined?

"Today is my first public class at Kyoto University, and I hope we have a good time working together.

Do you want to be unforgettable? Do you want to improve your work efficiency? Do you want to become more beautiful? Do you want to marry into a wealthy family? Do you want to win the rich and beautiful? Please download the new song "I Want to Tell You Loudly" in support of me. Li Dabao said with a smile.

I thought it was some kind of exclusive secret ingredient, but after hearing this result, many students collapsed.

"Bao Ye is so bad, I still want to sleep in class, I heard him say that he wants to marry Bai Fumei, I have a special spirit, I think I have got what kind of inheritance. ”

"Bao Ye is not the kind Bao Ye at the beginning. ”

"Teacher, I want to ask you, your education is not very high, why are you able to make such beautiful songs and such good poems?"

"Gee, where do you start?"

"It's mainly talent, I've had that talent since I was a kid. ”

The students rolled their eyes, you're welcome.

"Since I was a child, I have found that I have a different temperament from others, this temperament can make me stand out from the crowd, even now, my temperament has attracted a lot of people of the opposite sex, whether it is a popular actress like Zhang Mengjie, or a female president like Shangguan Qinger, they are particularly infatuated with me, I told them, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend.

Especially the female president, who was quite infatuated with me, often called me in the middle of the night. For chasing girlfriends, I have a way of moving, moving fast and posing handsome. Li Dabao said with a rich expression.

"Oh no, there's a girl sitting on the roof of the building, and it looks like she can't think about it. A voice came from outside, Li Dabao looked up at the window, and sure enough, there was a girl sitting on the edge of the building.

"Damn, it's over. ”

A lot of people gathered in front of the building to point and point.

At this time, the old principal had already been alarmed, and Principal Zhang and others were also in a hurry.

The police have arrived at the scene.

"If there is a problem, we can solve it for you. ”

"What's the matter? Are you teachers-eaters? Why don't you pay attention to the lives of your students? Who can tell me what's wrong with this student?" scolded the old headmaster.