Except for the live broadcast anchor, everyone was far away from Xie Lang, and even Jin Feimin, the owner of the jewelry store standing at the door, kept coughing and shedding tears.

Because of Xie Lang's fart, the smell is too spicy to the eyes, and it is really unbearable.

"I'll go!KING's fart is poisonous. Some citizens shouted, "Run!!"

Looking at the citizens fleeing in embarrassment, Xie Lang was embarrassed and embarrassed.

Nima, originally Xie Lang wanted to make a domineering appearance and win a round of applause.

As a result, I didn't expect that I still couldn't escape the law of three seconds.

"Specially,Can you blame me for this?If you want to blame it, you can blame the system.,Reward a Devil Fruit.,It's gorgeous and pretend-to-play.,The side effect is anti-smelling fart.,And fecal incontinence.。。 ”

"Anchor, look at KING coming over. ”

"Damn, I saw it too, it's over, the anchor is dead. ”

"2018.12.25, at 11:50 p.m., a betta anchor was smoked by KING and fell on the street. ”

"ISN'T IT, THE ANCHOR SECRETLY KING, AND HE ACTUALLY FOUND OUT?"

Looking at the scared candid anchor, Xie Lang walked over slowly.

In the live broadcast room, as soon as he saw the white bone skull mask on Xie Lang's face, he was instantly not calm.

"Nima, I can smell that stench through the screen. ”

"Hahaha, excellent upstairs, 233333. ”

"BY THE WAY, THE WHITE BONES ON KING'S FACE ARE TOO SCARY, RIGHT?

"SO HANDSOME, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN LORD KING SO CLOSELY. ”

"Wow, look at the melancholy little eyes of Lord KING, although I can't see his true appearance, but I think Lord KING is a handsome guy!"

"Is there a dog that is gentle and handsome?"

"! Whoever is brushing the dog gently, who am I anxious with!"

Looking at the anchor who was paralyzed on the ground, and then seeing the dense barrage on the screen, Xie Lang's whole person seemed a little inflated,

The anchor himself is just a look at the other party, and he seems to have experienced the darkest moment of his life.

"BY THE WAY, WHAT IS THE IDENTITY OF LORD KING, DOES HE HAVE A CULTIVATION FRUIT, AND HE KICKED THE BIG TRUCK WITH ONE FOOT?"

"yes, he's terrible, my palms are sweating when I look at him through the screen!"

But the next second... Everyone was stunned!

And Xie Lang also smiled indifferently, and said to the camera: "I, Lu Benwei, didn't hang up!"

"Haha, 666, KING, are you really happy to be like this?"

"Hey, hahaha, I'm laughing to death. ”

"Dog gentle, Lord KING has completely stolen the limelight of your live broadcast, and we won't help you bring the rhythm if you don't explode ten chapters today. ”

At the same time, Wu Ye rushed to the scene as soon as possible with a lot of special police.

"KING!

After getting out of the police car, everyone clearly saw Xie Lang, who was wearing a black windbreaker and a pair of white gloves on his hands.

What's even more surprising is that on his shoulder, as expected, he also carried a school bag, which should contain all kinds of precious jewelry.

The famous KING in the East China Sea would rob such a high-profile for this jewelry, why is this?

In the face of everyone's round-up, Xie Lang did not rush to attack, but stood very calmly in place, facing the live broadcast of the anchor without any timidity.

"Officer Wu, you came just in time, this guy robbed my store of 20 catties of gold yesterday, and today he came to rob millions of jewels, please police officers must make decisions for me!"

When Jin Feimin came over, he cried and hugged the hands of several police officers and comrades, and he looked so pitiful.

"I stole your jewelry, Boss Jin, I just seemed to have bumped into your store by mistake, right?" Xie Lang suddenly said for no reason.

Well?

What's the situation?

"Hey, I obviously came out to buy study materials, but it turned out to be a robbery for you. Officer Wu, come and see this..."

Xie Lang swaggered over with a smile, and then opened his schoolbag under the aim of many police officers.

It's okay not to open the schoolbag, but as soon as it was opened, all the police officers, including Wu Ye, were stunned on the spot.

The anchor frowned and pricked up his ears.

", the anchor hurry up and pat what is in KING's schoolbag. ”

"Isn't it all gold?"

"What the hell is going on?"

At the same time, the young anchor followed cautiously and took a picture of his mobile phone in Xie Lang's schoolbag.

Suddenly, all the audience in the live broadcast room was shocked.

"Damn, I didn't expect Lord KING to be such a person. ”

"Nima, I've taken off my pants, anchor, you actually show me this??"

"Jewelry store owner GG !!"

Attention – High energy ahead!!

Wu Ye snatched the schoolbag from Xie Lang's hand, and then opened it to take a look: "Modern Literature for the High School Entrance Examination", "One Hundred Thousand Whys", "Looking at Pictures and Speaking", "Extracurricular Classical Chinese", "College Entrance Examination Mock Test Papers", "How to Learn Fluent English?", "Genuine Olympiad Classic Textbook".

Xie Lang's schoolbag was full of extracurricular books and review materials for college, junior high school, and high school students!

And the most spoof is that there are several yellow books in it, and the obscene cover makes Wu Ye blush.

"Oh, Officer Wu, you know that as a man with strong blood, it's normal for me to read colored books, and I'm so embarrassed if you take them out in front of so many people. ”

At the same time that Xie Lang said this, Wu Ye searched out a book with a yellow book in his school bag, which was called "The Strongest Porcelain Touching System in History".

The audience in the live broadcast room was all boiling at this look.

"LORD KING ALSO LOVES TO READ, IS IT SO GOOD?"

", THE DOG IS GENTLE AND AWESOME, EVEN THE KING LOOKS AT HIM!"

“？？？”

"Erotic anchor, I'm going to call the police!"

"Hey, goblins? There's someone selling yellow here. ”

"A certain anchor sells yellow sex live KING, and earns millions a month!"

"I didn't expect you to be such a KING!!"

The audience in the live broadcast room instantly exclaimed.

"You ......" Boss Jin's eyes widened, pointing at Xie Lang so angry that he almost vomited blood, "You...... Where did you hide those jewels of mine??"

"Boss Jin, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Suddenly, Xie Lang's voice became extremely indifferent, "Last time the gold was robbed of ten catties, you lied to the top for twenty catties, I didn't care about you, this time I obviously came out to buy study review materials, and you actually wronged me for robbing your jewelry store??"

I came out to buy study review materials, but you wronged me for robbing your jewelry store??

Xie Lang's serious nonsense kung fu is simply to the point of being superb.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't laugh or cry when they watched it.

Nima, can you still pull it again, your dignified king of the East China Sea, go out to buy study materials??

Did you go to a jewelry store to buy study materials??

You're even gentler than a dog, and you can be a blind bully!

If there is a modification in the front, it can't be refreshed again.

(End of chapter)